Okay, here are 150 horseshoe crab puns, geared toward human situations and avoiding explanations:
1. Having a shell of a time!
2. Don’t be such a shellfish person.
3. I’m feeling a little crabby today.
4. Having a hard shell time lately.
5. He’s really come out of his shell.
6. She’s got a tough shell to crack.
7. Let’s get this show on the road, shell we?
8. I’m feeling blue-blooded.
9. Don’t be a fossil!
10. I’m an ancient soul.
11. Feeling like I’m from another era.
12. Living the ancient life.
13. I’m in my element.
14. This is an age-old problem.
15. Getting back to my roots.
16. Feeling like a true survivor.
17. I’m very well preserved.
18. I’m feeling very evolutionary.
19. Just trying to make a living.
20. Taking it one step at a time.
21. I’m all about regeneration.
22. Feeling like a real limulus.
23. He’s got a real carapace.
24. I’m just trying to navigate.
25. She’s my true bioluminescent love.
26. Let’s go for a swim!
27. I’m feeling a bit benthic.
28. Having a shallow day.
29. Feeling a bit bottom-heavy.
30. She’s a real beach bum.
31. I’m all about that coastal life.
32. I need a tide me over.
33. I’m going with the flow.
34. Feeling a bit brackish today.
35. My heart belongs to the sea.
36. I’m always moving forward.
37. Feeling a bit armored.
38. He’s got a real point.
39. Just trying to scrape by.
40. I’m all about that exoskeleton.
41. Feeling like a true arthropod.
42. I’m very well articulated.
43. He’s a bit of a trilobite enthusiast.
44. Living in the present.
45. I’m ready for anything.
46. Let’s turn the tide!
47. She has a sharp wit.
48. I’m just trying to find my way.
49. He is really digging deep.
50. I’m feeling particularly resilient today.
51. Getting in touch with my primeval side.
52. Feeling like a true pioneer.
53. This is a monumental discovery.
54. I’m living in my ancestral home.
55. I’m a product of my environment.
56. She’s a real mover and shaker.
57. He is known for his tenacity.
58. I’m all about that marine life.
59. Feeling a bit estuarine.
60. I’m really digging this.
61. I am living on borrowed time.
62. I’m working on my shell-f esteem.
63. I’m feeling a bit exposed.
64. Don’t get your telson twisted.
65. I am at my shell-f best.
66. That really struck a chord.
67. I have seen things you wouldn’t believe.
68. Feeling like a relic of the past.
69. I’m embracing my legacy.
70. Let’s get to the bottom of this.
71. We are really scraping the barrel.
72. It’s time for a change of shell-nery.
73. Shell we dance?
74. Feeling like I need a shell-ter.
75. Don’t be a shell-out.
76. I’m feeling shell-shocked.
77. Shell-abrate good times, come on!
78. I’m putting my shell-f out there.
79. It’s a real shell game.
80. She’s really shell-ing out the compliments.
81. I’m feeling very shell-tered.
82. He’s a true shell-ebrity.
83. This is absolutely shell-arious!
84. I’m really shell-ing my wares.
85. Just working on my shell-f-improvement.
86. I am feeling my shell-f.
87. This is my shell-fie stick.
88. You look amazing in your shell-houette.
89. Let’s go on a shell-fie expedition!
90. Having a real shell-ish delight.
91. Feeling very shell-fishy.
92. Don’t be shell-fish with the snacks!
93. I’m just a shell of my former self.
94. He’s a real shell of a guy.
95. This is a shell of a performance!
96. I am shell-f employed.
97. Let’s take a shell-fie break.
98. I am feeling very shell-abrative.
99. He really takes pride in his work, shell-abrates.
100. We need some shell-utions.
101. I am feeling very shell-terred.
102. I am having shell-fish for dinner.
103. It’s a shell-eat or be shell-eaten world.
104. I am a shell-ebrity in my own mind.
105. Don’t be a shell-flish person.
106. Let’s have a shell-f awareness day.
107. I am my own shell-leader.
108. Stop being so shell-fish, share your candy.
109. Don’t be a shell-f indulgent.
110. Shell- yeah, I want to go to the beach.
111. He is shell-acious about being right.
112. Shell-evaate yourself and others.
113. He is so shell-oquent.
114. Let’s shell-ebrate each other.
115. Shell-prise, it’s your birthday!
116. I shell-dom see the shell so clearly.
117. I’m going for the long crawl.
118. Really feeling my primitive instincts.
119. Just trying to conserve my energy.
120. Getting back to the basics.
121. He’s a real egghead.
122. Feeling all-natural.
123. I’m a true testament to evolution.
124. Appreciating the little things in life.
125. Living proof of adaptation.
126. Feeling truly connected to nature.
127. I’m an old soul in a crab’s body.
128. I’m really making waves.
129. Don’t get tide down.
130. It’s low tide, but I’m still high in spirits.
131. Life’s a beach, enjoy the ride.
132. Beach bum for life.
133. I’m all about that sea-nic route.
134. Feeling like I’m in the twilight zone.
135. My blood runs blue.
136. Just going with the flow.
137. Feeling tide and tested.
138. Making sure I’m not a shellfish driver.
139. Living in the present, one tide at a time.
140. Just winging it out here.
141. A limulus is worth two in the bush.
142. I’m really digging my heels in.
143. Let’s take a dip in the ocean.
144. Always be shore of yourself.
145. Just trying to find some inner peace.
146. Feeling like a true pioneer of evolution.
147. I’m not afraid to get my claws dirty.
148. I’m always looking for a shell-arious time.
149. We’re gonna need a bigger shell.
150. I am gonna spend shell-loads of money.