1. I’m jalapeño business!
2. I find your lack of spice disturbing.
3. Don’t be such a chili philly!
4. Feeling saucy? You’ve come to the right place.
5. I’m hotter than asphalt in July!
6. Let’s taco ’bout how hot this is.
7. I like big squirts and I cannot lie.
8. This sauce is on fire! Oh wait, that’s just me.
9. I’m not sure what’s hotter, the sauce or my thighs.
10. I’m in a serious relationship with this hot sauce.
11. Wanna hear a hot sauce joke? Never mind, it’s too mild.
12. You had me at jalapeño.
13. I’m a little sauced right now.
14. Warning: May cause excessive sweating and questionable decisions.
15. Life’s too short for mild sauce.
16. Is it hot in here, or is it just this hot sauce?
17. I put hot sauce on my hot sauce.
18. My blood type is hot sauce positive.
19. I’m going to get sauced tonight.
20. I’m not sure what’s hotter, the weather or this sauce.
21. My therapist told me to embrace my spice.
22. Feeling hot, hot, hot!
23. Keep calm and add more hot sauce.
24. I’m all about that bass, no treble…and extra hot sauce.
25. My spice level is expert.
26. I’m fluent in hot sauce.
27. This sauce is my soulmate.
28. Spice up your life!
29. I’m addicted to heat.
30. Warning: May spontaneously combust.
31. Feeling peppered up!
32. I’m a certified chili head.
33. I’m hotter than your ex.
34. Let’s get this party spiced!
35. You’re the ghost pepper to my taco.
36. Don’t worry, be spicy!
37. I’m a hot mess.
38. May cause extreme happiness and sweating.
39. This is the zest I can do.
40. I have a fever, and the only prescription is more hot sauce!
