Okay, here are 40 puns about Indian food:
1. Naan of your business.
2. Have a rice day!
3. I’m curry-ously hungry.
4. Let’s get this party poppadum-ping!
5. Don’t be saagging me down.
6. Biryani nice to meet you!
7. What a paneer-ful day!
8. I’m feeling samosatisfied.
9. Tikka chance on me.
10. Life is what you make it, butter chicken it.
11. This is my chai to shine.
12. Everything is dal-ightful.
13. You’re my soul naan-te.
14. Just rogan-josh my memory.
15. I’m mint to be here.
16. Don’t be a korma-plainer.
17. Spice things up!
18. Feeling gulab jamun-erable.
19. This is the best thing since sliced naan.
20. My love for you is unflourishing.
21. I can’t be beet it!
22. I’m chana have another serving.
23. Dosa and don’ts.
24. You’re simply ir-resistible.
25. Let’s give ’em something to talk about: Tandoori!
26. Let’s make this a curry-culum for deliciousness!
27. You’ve got to fight for your right to paratha!
28. Paneer today, gone tomorrow.
29. This is a vindaloo-ser situation.
30. You’re a chutney of my eye.
31. Feeling garam masala-ous!
32. In gravy need of food.
33. Lentil me your ear.
34. Time to curry on.
35. Raita now!
36. Don’t get your tandooris in a twist.
37. That’s the long and shortbread of it.
38. Everything’s coming up rosey!
39. Spice to meet you.
40. Sheek and you shall find.