Okay, here are 200 Jurassic Park puns, focused on human experiences in the park, without explanations:
1. I’m having a Jurassic time!
2. Don’t get saur loser, we can’t control the dinosaurs.
3. That was a dino-mite experience.
4. Life finds a way, even to ruin your vacation.
5. Clever girl, just trying to get out of this mess.
6. Hold on to your butts, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
7. We’re not alone… and I’m not loving it.
8. This park is raptor-ous! (ly dangerous)
9. Extinction is so last year.
10. I’m not sure how to feel about this jurassic situation.
11. I felt so jurassic during that experience.
12. This trip really trexed me out.
13. DINOt let the raptors win.
14. I tricer-stopped myself from falling!
15. These dinosaurs are rex-ing havoc.
16. Jurassic Park: it’s a real blast from the past.
17. I’m feeling pterodactylic today.
18. I’m definitely not an egg-spert on dinosaurs.
19. I hope we don’t get fossil-ized here.
20. This is a dino-saster waiting to happen.
21. The suspense is un-bear-able, or should I say, un-roar-able?
22. I’m feeling a little fossil-ized after that chase.
23. This place is giving me the heebie-jeebies…and the dino-jeebies.
24. Just trying to survive, one dino at a time.
25. My heart is doing the Jurassic jive.
26. Is it just me, or is this a little too close for comfort?
27. I’m dino-mite-ly scared.
28. I’m having a really Jurassic day.
29. This place really digs up the past.
30. I’m trying not to get stampeded.
31. I think I left my courage back at the visitor center.
32. This isn’t what I signed up for.
33. I’m feeling a little pterodactylic today.
34. Is anyone else’s flight-or-fight response stuck on “flight”?
35. Well, this is just fossil-ly great.
36. I need a vacation after this vacation.
37. This is a dino-deal breaker.
38. Don’t go chasing waterfalls…or raptors.
39. I’m feeling a bit bone-tired.
40. This situation is getting jurassi-crazier by the minute.
41. I’m gonna need a bigger tranquilizer.
42. My prehistoric puns are terrible, I know.
43. Did you hear about the dinosaur with a toothache? It was unbearable!
44. I need a fossil-ity check!
45. Are we talon about survival here?
46. Don’t get your fossils in a twist.
47. I’m having an egg-cellent adventure.
48. He’s a real sauropod cast.
49. I tried to outrun a raptor, but I just couldn’t keep pace-alophosaurus!
50. I’m not lion, this is scary!
51. This trip is so over-raptor-ed.
52. I’m not feeling well; I think I have a dino-sore throat.
53. Let’s just get through this; dino need to make a fuss.
54. This place is so old, it’s practically fossilized!
55. I’m not good under pressure, I’m likely to crack under it.
56. I’m trying to stay grounded, but I’m pterrificed!
57. I’m not feeling dino-fine.
58. That’s not how I rex-pect to be treated.
59. Can we get some dino-light on this situation?
60. Let’s not get into a jurassic pickle!
61. I’m not feeling sauropod-itive about this.
62. I’m trying not to let this experience fossil-ize my spirit.
63. Jurassic Park: where your dreams go extinct.
64. I’m feeling a little dino-sappy.
65. Can’t we all just get a-long neck?
66. Let’s just steg-go on out of here!
67. My fear of dinosaurs is completely jurassic-fied.
68. I’m not feeling brachi-awesome right now.
69. I’m trying to keep my head above water, but the dinosaurs are drowning me with stress.
70. Need to get my pre-historic straight!
71. I’m not sure I can handle any more dino-drama.
72. I need a jurassic-sized drink.
73. I’m not a-fungus this park anymore.
74. Stop ptero-dactyling around!
75. Don’t get your scales in a bunch.
76. I’m feeling a little fossil-hearted after that escape.
77. I’m not in the mood for a rex-ercise in terror.
78. Let’s just try to stay a-live-osaurus.
79. I’m not sure I can dino-gest this.
80. Just trying not to become a fossil-ity.
81. This vacation is giving me dino-anxiety.
82. What a Jurassic farce!
83. I need to get my pre-historic right!
84. I’m on the verge of a dino-breakdown.
85. I can’t be-leaf what I’m seeing!
86. This place is a fossil of its former self.
87. That triceratops was horn-ible.
88. Not all who wander are lost, some are just running from dinosaurs.
89. Time to face the music and dino-dance my way out of here.
90. Is this real life or jurassic fantasy?
91. I am not a raptorologist.
92. My flight or fight response is always jurassic.
93. The food court here has dino-nuggets.
94. I wanted a jurassic adventure, and I got one.
95. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
96. This dino-lemon of a vacation is making me sick.
97. I am a jurassic novice!
98. I was jurassicly told not to visit.
99. This tour guide has a jurassic memory.
100. Let’s just rex-amine our options here.
101. I need some jurassic space.
102. No jurassic measures can save us now.
103. The dinos had no jurassicdiction here.
104. Lets not put ourselves in jurassic jeopardy!
105. This is a jurassic problem.
106. I just had to jurassic-ly change my pants.
107. The jurassic consequences are a little frightening!
108. My jurassic senses tell me not to go there.
109. No need to be jurassic towards the dinosaurs.
110. These dinos sure are jurassic!
111. That dinosuar has jurassic proportions!
112. Can’t we all have a little jurassic faith?
113. It must have been something jurassicly happened that day.
114. We can’t let the dinosaurs jurassic-ly win!
115. We have jurassic-ly changed our minds.
116. Those dinosaurs really jurassic-ized the place!
117. These dinos are acting rather jurassic.
118. The museum has many jurassic treasures!
119. My jurassic friend doesn’t like dinos!
120. Lets all have a jurassic time!
121. That was a jurassic moment!
122. You can’t jurassicly do that!
123. We’re all in a jurassic mess.
124. Lets just try to stay jurassic.
125. He is jurassicly mad about that.
126. It’s jurassic how far we’ve come!
127. That dino made a jurassic mistake.
128. Time to jurassicly pack my bags!
129. This park is jurassic-free.
130. The dinos are acting jurassic-ly again!
131. Do not touch any jurassic exhibits.
132. No jurassic behavior here.
133. That dino is a jurassic legend.
134. A jurassic tragedy happened that day.
135. This park is jurassic-ally scary!
136. He has a jurassic smile.
137. This dino has a jurassic past.
138. Never jurassic someone before you get to know them.
139. Do not show jurassic-ism towards any dinosaurs!
140. Those dinos are a jurassic example.
141. Try not to jurassic the dinos.
142. Lets try not to make any jurassic assumptions.
143. These trees are from the jurassic period.
144. Do not try to jurassic the dinosaurs!
145. Lets jurassic together!
146. Try to be jurassic to everyone.
147. We’re only human!
148. Life finds a way.
149. Welcome to Jurassic Park!
150. This is scary!
151. What a fossil!
152. Run for your life!
153. I’m terrified!
154. I’m not a fan of dinos!
155. What a ride!
156. I think I’m going to throw up.
157. Is that dino real?
158. I’m scared to look!
159. I’m never coming back here.
160. This is my worst nightmare!
161. We should have stayed home.
162. Lets get out of here!
163. Those dinos are deadly.
164. That tour guide is dino-lame.
165. This park has dino-mites.
166. I have dino-fear.
167. I love dino-ice cream!
168. Get dino-out!
169. He has dino-power.
170. She dino-danced.
171. They dino-snoozed.
172. We dino-rocked.
173. You dino-rule!
174. Dino-right!
175. Dino-strong.
176. Dino-sweet.
177. Dino-wow!
178. Dino-good!
179. Dino-no!
180. Dino-yes!
181. I’m done with dinos!
182. This place is dino-derful.
183. Lets dino-hope!
184. He’s dino-king.
185. This is dino-time!
186. We got dino-lucky.
187. Those dino-shoes are cute.
188. She has dino-heart.
189. He’s dino-handsome.
190. We are dino-happy.
191. Those trees are dino-tall.
192. The park is dino-grand.
193. What a dino-view.
194. I feel dino-alive!
195. I wish I were dino-gone.
196. The dinosaur is dino-close!
197. This place is dino-old!
198. My heart is dino-cold.
199. This is dino-perfect.
200. Lets go dino-home.