Okay, here are 150 Killdeer puns, designed to be relevant and relatable to humans, with no explanations:
1. Feeling a little Kill-drained today.
2. That joke was Kill-arious!
3. I’m Kill-ing it at work today.
4. Just trying to Kill-time until dinner.
5. Don’t be such a Kill-joy.
6. She has a Kill-er instinct for business.
7. He’s a Kill-ed musician.
8. That outfit is Kill-ing me!
9. We had a Kill-er workout at the gym.
10. I’m Kill-ing two birds with one stone.
11. The suspense is Kill-ing me.
12. She’s a Kill-er cook.
13. I’m Kill-ing the competition.
14. Need to Kill-a-watt of my energy bills.
15. He’s got a Kill-er smile.
16. Let’s Kill-aborate on this project.
17. Kill-m me, that’s a great price.
18. Kill-ogram of rice, please.
19. Kill-ory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
20. I need a Kill-ogram of those apples.
21. I am going to Kill-ee myself if I don’t get a new job.
22. I have a Kill-er headache.
23. This Kill-ogram is so heavy.
24. Let’s Kill-ick those rocks.
25. He’s a Kill-ogram short of a ton.
26. Kill-n it at the bar with my Kill-sh craft beer.
27. What a Kill-ian experience.
28. This beer is Kill-ing my thirst.
29. It’s Kill-ing me to leave this party.
30. My feet are Kill-ing me.
31. That’s a Kill-er deal!
32. She’s a Kill-er dancer.
33. I’m Kill-ing my plants with kindness (and too much water).
34. He’s got a Kill-er sense of humor.
35. Let’s Kill-ect our thoughts.
36. I’m Kill-ecting seashells.
37. That’s a Kill-ectible item.
38. It’s Kill-ecting dust.
39. I need to Kill-ect my thoughts.
40. Kill-ect on delivery.
41. We need to Kill-ect the rent.
42. I’ll Kill-ect you at 8pm.
43. We need to Kill-ect data for the study.
44. I’m Kill-ecting donations for charity.
45. Time to Kill-ect ourselves and go home.
46. He’s a Kill-ector of rare books.
47. She’s a Kill-ector of vintage clothing.
48. I’m a Kill-ector of experiences.
49. My Kill-ection is growing.
50. Kill-ective bargaining.
51. This is a Kill-ection for the future.
52. I’m part of a Kill-ective group.
53. Kill-ectively, we can make a difference.
54. Let’s Kill-ectively brainstorm.
55. Kill-ective responsibility.
56. A Kill-ectivist society.
57. Kill-ecting evidence for the trial.
58. The Kill-ection agency called.
59. I need to Kill-ect my prescription.
60. Kill-ecting signatures for the petition.
61. Time to Kill-ect the trash.
62. Kill-ect your belongings.
63. Kill-ecting taxes is a necessity.
64. Kill-ecting stamps is a hobby.
65. He’s a Kill-ector of coins.
66. I’m Kill-ecting ideas for my blog.
67. We need to Kill-ect our resources.
68. I’m Kill-ecting memories.
69. He’s a Kill-ector of fine art.
70. Kill-ecting information is crucial.
71. She has a Kill-er personality.
72. This Kill-ection is amazing!
73. Kill-ect yourself before you wreck yourself.
74. I need to Kill-ect some Z’s.
75. Let’s Kill-ect our thoughts and regroup.
76. I feel so Kill-derly today.
77. My back is Kill-ing me, I am so Kill-derly.
78. You have a Kill-derheart.
79. I love a good Kill-dren’s book.
80. We are trying to Kill-d ourselves.
81. I feel Kill-dish today.
82. Are you Kill-ding me.
83. Can you Kill-dle me please?
84. That is such a Kill-dar thing to do.
85. I have Kill-ed in life.
86. I have Kill-ed a lot of good things in life.
87. That is just a Kill-sion.
88. I am going to Kill-e a deal with you.
89. It’s Kill-ee out, better wear a sweater.
90. The house is Kill-ed over.
91. We need a Kill-sion.
92. I can feel the Kill-sions.
93. The engine is Kill-ing.
94. We need to Kill-brate.
95. Can you Kill-obrate with me on this deal.
96. This is a Kill-boration with a few people.
97. Can you Kill-ibrate this for me.
98. I will be Kill-berating this for a while.
99. I am a Kill-obrative.
100. A good Kill-oborative person is a rare thing.
101. Are you Kill-oboration with this project.
102. We have to Kill-orate the news.
103. I will Kill-ate a few new thoughts.
104. I feel Kill-matic.
105. Are you Kill-matic?
106. We have a Kill-matic choice here.
107. I have to Kill-matize the situation.
108. You have to Kill-matize.
109. We have to Kill-matize to change things.
110. Do you have a Kill-mate in mind?
111. We are Kill-mating this project.
112. Can you Kill-mactic this process for me?
113. Let’s Kill-max this party out!
114. We should Kill-minate this now.
115. Can you Kill-culate this for me?
116. This is very Kill-culated.
117. Can you Kill-endar the next event?
118. I will Kill-endar it for you.
119. I am on the Kill-endar for that.
120. I need to Kill-ibrate to feel good again.
121. Lets Kill-ibrate for the next adventure.
122. Are you Kill-ibrated?
123. I Kill-ebrate you.
124. Kill-l me with kindness.
125. Its time to Kill-l that song.
126. I need to Kill-l a drink.
127. Can you help me Kill-l the garden.
128. Lets go Kill-lin.
129. I love to Kill-lin with friends.
130. Do you Kill-lin?
131. Lets Kill-lap.
132. Give her a Kill-lap.
133. I am going to Kill-lapse.
134. Lets Kill-lapse for a moment.
135. I am going to Kill-apse on the couch.
136. Can you Kill-apse this process?
137. I feel a Kill-apse is coming soon.
138. Its just a Kill-l.
139. Are we on the Kill-l yet?
140. I can Kill-l out of here.
141. I have a Kill-l to climb.
142. I will Kill-n myself after that workout.
143. Can you Kill-n out that noise?
144. I am going to Kill-n up the house.
145. I will Kill-p you in the car.
146. Kill-p the good work.
147. Lets Kill-ck the boat.
148. Kill-p the pace.
149. I can Kill-mber that mountain.
150. The Kill-mbing is high.