Okay, here are 200 Kingsnake puns for your blog:
1. Having a king-sized day!
2. Feeling like a king!
3. Kingsnakes, ruling the roost.
4. Just a royal pain.
5. Living the kingly life.
6. He’s got a regal air about him.
7. Totally feeling majestic today.
8. They’re the kings of cool.
9. His hiss-tory is impressive.
10. My scales are always fashion-forward.
11. He always has a royally good time.
12. Just shedding some baggage.
13. Feeling like royalty.
14. A king among common snakes.
15. Long live the king!
16. He’s a real charmer.
17. They are constricting my time.
18. He is going to rule forever.
19. He likes royal treatment.
20. Just hanging out, being regal.
21. This king doesn’t bite… much.
22. They are just regal-ing you with stories.
23. He is the definition of majestic.
24. My kingly duties call.
25. Enjoying the king’s ransom of sun.
26. Keep calm and king on.
27. He is the heir apparent.
28. Don’t be a snake in the grass.
29. This king is a real diamond in the rough.
30. He is always striking poses.
31. He’s got the royal touch.
32. They always are laying the crown around.
33. Bow down to the king.
34. They’re a slippery bunch.
35. The king’s speech was riveting.
36. Do you scale well under pressure?
37. He’s fit to be tied.
38. All hail the king!
39. They are always looking for prey.
40. He has a slithering sense of humor.
41. Long live the king, indeed.
42. He looks scale-tastic.
43. That’s a real royal flush!
44. He is always up to scaling new heights.
45. The king decrees a nap.
46. Don’t let them rattle you.
47. They are working on the royal decree.
48. The king is on the throne.
49. He can’t be dis-crowned.
50. He lives a charmed life.
51. He loves scaling the furniture.
52. He’s a real king-pin.
53. His favorite band is Queen.
54. They are royal pains.
55. His jokes are simply hiss-terical.
56. They like to snake around the truth.
57. I’m a king-da serious about my relaxation.
58. He is always on the hunt.
59. He gives royal approval.
60. The king is shedding old habits.
61. You have to scale back the expectations.
62. The king is knot amused.
63. His coronation was legendary.
64. They are scaling the odds.
65. He is ruling with an iron fist.
66. They love getting a skin care routine.
67. The king is coiled and ready.
68. No snake-backs.
69. The king is doing his own thing.
70. He is always on the hunt for knowledge.
71. They are always scaling new heights.
72. That joke was a real boa.
73. He is ready to reign supreme.
74. These puns are hissing me off.
75. The king is feeling on top of the world.
76. He always has a constricting schedule.
77. Just slithering on by.
78. He has an ironclad grip.
79. Long live the King!…again!
80. Don’t get your scales in a twist.
81. He has a royal appetite.
82. He is always striking deals.
83. The king’s got swagger.
84. He is very constricted at the moment.
85. He’s got a royal presence.
86. He is very scale-conscious.
87. They love being the scales of justice.
88. He is a regal rebel.
89. He loves to strike up a conversation.
90. They love to go snake-boarding.
91. The king’s a smooth operator.
92. He is very scale-ful.
93. He is always on the scale-out.
94. Bow down to the King’s style.
95. This king’s got charm.
96. He is the scales man.
97. The king is always looking for the crown jewels.
98. He loves to strike up a friendship.
99. He lives a kingly life.
100. He hates it when people are scale-fish.
101. No scales off his back.
102. Always scaling back.
103. They love to take on snake-ventures.
104. He loves snake-ing around.
105. The king is very royal to his friends.
106. No scale-ing this guy.
107. He is the king of rock ‘n’ royal.
108. They like to take snake-cations.
109. The king is a real leader.
110. He loves to strike up the band.
111. He’s a king-d of a big deal.
112. They are the kings of comedy.
113. He loves to strike a chord.
114. Always scale-tastic.
115. He is a regal friend.
116. He likes to strike a balance.
117. They are always scaling their dreams.
118. He is a regal performer.
119. He likes to strike a match.
120. They are always scaling their goals.
121. He is a regal artist.
122. I can’t wait to scale to the top.
123. He’s got a royal sense of humor.
124. They are always scaling their business.
125. He is a regal cook.
126. He loves to scale-brate.
127. The king is a smooth operator.
128. They are always scaling their team.
129. He is a regal gamer.
130. The king is coiled and ready for action.
131. He has a regal heart.
132. The king is always the royal highness.
133. He has a regal soul.
134. The king is a royal delight.
135. He loves scaling mountains.
136. The king is a royal comedian.
137. He’s a snake of all trades.
138. The king is a royal dancer.
139. He’s the king of the jungle.
140. They are always scaling the ladder.
141. He loves his royal duties.
142. He is the king of his castle.
143. Always scaling new things.
144. The king loves his subjects.
145. The king of rock and roll.
146. Never forget to scale back.
147. He likes the crown to be shining.
148. The king of charm.
149. He loves the regality.
150. The king of the realm.
151. Scaling into new adventures.
152. He loves his royal guards.
153. He’s the king of everything.
154. Scale up to your dreams.
155. The king loves being the ruler.
156. They love to scale up the projects.
157. The king is very grateful.
158. He’s always scaling to victory.
159. He loves to go to the reptile royal ball.
160. He likes to be on the scaling board.
161. The king has royal compassion.
162. He has a royal heart of gold.
163. They like to scale up the savings.
164. The king has a royal personality.
165. He likes scaling into the new season.
166. The king has a royal presence.
167. He is always scaling up.
168. He loves his royal pets.
169. The king has a royal disposition.
170. He is always scaling up with friends.
171. The king is loved by everyone.
172. He’s always scaling to perfection.
173. He loves his royal subjects.
174. He likes scaling down.
175. He loves being the ruler and protector.
176. He is always scaling up with family.
177. He loves to be the royal highness.
178. I’m scaling my weight and losing.
179. The king rules with a pure heart.
180. He loves his royal palace.
181. He always loves to be regal.
182. He’s always scaling to success.
183. The king is very powerful and royal.
184. I am always scaling down in size.
185. He is very proud to be the king.
186. He always loves the scales.
187. The king doesn’t get very sad.
188. I am always scaling down in workload.
189. He loves his royal advisors.
190. The king is always great.
191. He always has great scales.
192. I am always scaling down my stress.
193. He is always loved being the King.
194. He’s always scaling to happiness.
195. The king loves his royal duties and family.
196. He has the right scales to live his life.
197. The king always looks regal.
198. I am always scaling down the drama.
199. He is a very royal kingsnake.
200. The kingsnake is always smiling.