260+ kiwi puns: Brighten Your Social Media

General Kiwi Puns:

1. Have a kiw-nderful day!
2. You’re one in a kiwi-llion.
3. I’m kiwi-ing you!
4. Kiwi be friends?
5. Don’t be such a kiwi-dget.
6. Let’s have a kiwi party!
7. Kiwi so happy to see you!
8. Feeling kiwi keen today.
9. I love you from my head to my kiwi.
10. Kiwi a little closer.
11. Kiwi me quick!
12. You’re the kiwist!
13. I’m kiwi-ing my time.
14. Kiwi or not kiwi, that is the question.
15. Kiwi up!
16. Kiwi going to do today?
17. I’m kiwi-ing on the bright side.
18. Kiwi good time!
19. Have a kiwi-rrific day!
20. Kiwi believe it?
21. You’re kiwi-ing me!
22. I’m in a kiwi mood.
23. Kiwi love you!
24. That’s kiwi cool.
25. Don’t worry, be kiwi.
26. Kiwi my heart.
27. I’m kiwi-ing for you.
28. You’re the apple of my kiwi.
29. Let’s get this kiwi started.
30. Kiwi can do it!
31. I’m kiwi-ing you a favor.
32. Kiwi so much.
33. You’re kiwi-ing me crazy.
34. I’m kiwi-ing with excitement.
35. Kiwi my sunshine.
36. Have a kiwi-ful day.
37. You’re kiwi-ing me on.
38. I’m kiwi-ing you the truth.
39. Kiwi be together forever.
40. You’re my kiwi soulmate.
41. I’m kiwi-ing my fingers crossed.
42. Let’s have a kiwi-kiwi time.
43. Kiwi the best!
44. You’re kiwi-ing my style.
45. I’m kiwi-ing you a kiss.
46. Kiwi be mine.
47. You’re kiwi-ing me jealous.
48. I’m kiwi-ing for your love.
49. Kiwi ever and always.
50. You’re my kiwi dream.
51. I’m kiwi-ing for your touch.
52. Kiwi be my valentine.
53. You’re kiwi-ing me happy.
54. I’m kiwi-ing for your return.
55. Kiwi be together always.
56. You’re my kiwi inspiration.
57. I’m kiwi-ing for your smile.
58. Kiwi be my everything.
59. You’re kiwi-ing me complete.
60. I’m kiwi-ing for your embrace.
61. Kiwi be my one and only.
62. You’re kiwi-ing me alive.
63. I’m kiwi-ing for your presence.
64. Kiwi be my destiny.
65. You’re kiwi-ing me breathless.
66. I’m kiwi-ing for your warmth.
67. Kiwi be my forever love.
68. You’re kiwi-ing me enchanted.
69. I’m kiwi-ing for your magic.
70. Kiwi be my guiding star.
71. You’re kiwi-ing me mesmerized.
72. I’m kiwi-ing for your light.
73. Kiwi be my dream come true.
74. You’re kiwi-ing me spellbound.
75. I’m kiwi-ing for your wonder.
76. Kiwi be my heart’s desire.
77. You’re kiwi-ing me captivated.
78. I’m kiwi-ing for your charm.
79. Kiwi be my greatest adventure.
80. You’re kiwi-ing me fascinated.
81. I’m kiwi-ing for your spirit.
82. Kiwi be my ultimate happiness.
83. You’re kiwi-ing me transfixed.
84. I’m kiwi-ing for your essence.
85. Kiwi be my soul’s companion.
86. You’re kiwi-ing me enthralled.
87. I’m kiwi-ing for your beauty.
88. Kiwi be my perfect match.
89. You’re kiwi-ing me in awe.
90. I’m kiwi-ing for your grace.
91. Kiwi be my true love.
92. You’re kiwi-ing me speechless.
93. I’m kiwi-ing for your elegance.
94. Kiwi be my heart’s keeper.
95. You’re kiwi-ing me stunned.
96. I’m kiwi-ing for your radiance.
97. Kiwi be my everything I need.
98. You’re kiwi-ing me speechless.
99. I’m kiwi-ing for your brilliance.
100. Kiwi be my forever and always.

Kiwi Bird Puns:

101. Have a kiwi-tastic day!
102. I’m kiwi-ing you a song.
103. Let’s have a kiwi-oke night!
104. Kiwi you were here.
105. Don’t be a scaredy kiwi.
106. Kiwi going on an adventure?
107. I’m kiwi-ing for some worms.
108. Kiwi a little bird told me.
109. Have you heard the latest kiwi news?
110. Kiwi be home soon.
111. I’m kiwi-ing my nest.
112. Kiwi you later!
113. Kiwi a favor and…
114. Kiwi me alone!
115. Kiwi so cute!
116. Kiwi my little friend.
117. Kiwi be free.
118. Kiwi fly high.
119. Kiwi a friend in me.
120. Kiwi be brave.
121. Kiwi is my spirit animal.
122. Kiwi is the word.
123. Kiwi my lucky charm.
124. Kiwi a little help here?
125. Kiwi be quiet!
126. Kiwi a good listener.
127. Kiwi be yourself.
128. Kiwi is beautiful.
129. Kiwi is my happy place.
130. Kiwi a dream come true.

Kiwi Fruit Puns:

131. Kiwi be the best fruit ever!
132. I’m kiwi-ing a smoothie.
133. Kiwi so delicious!
134. Kiwi a bite?
135. Kiwi is my favorite snack.
136. Kiwi be yours? (referring to the fruit)
137. Kiwi a healthy choice.
138. Kiwi so refreshing.
139. Kiwi is the perfect fruit.
140. Kiwi a try!
141. Kiwi so good for you.
142. Kiwi be without you! (referring to the fruit)
143. Kiwi a little tangy.
144. Kiwi is my go-to fruit.
145. Kiwi be any better?
146. Kiwi so juicy.
147. Kiwi is a taste of sunshine.
148. Kiwi a sweet treat.
149. Kiwi be complete without you! (referring to the fruit)
150. Kiwi so versatile.
151. Kiwi is my favorite flavor.
152. Kiwi be a fruit salad without you!
153. Kiwi is the king of fruits.
154. Kiwi a tropical delight.
155. Kiwi be happier!

1. Kiwi be friends forever?
2. That’s un-be-kiwi-lievable!
3. You’re the zest!
4. Kiwi go out sometime?
5. Kiwi do it together!
6. Feeling a little kiwi today!
7. Kiwi be honest for a second…
8. That’s the ki-win attitude!
9. I’m totally kiwi-ted to this.
10. Keep it kiwi and cool.

Food & Flavor Puns

11. This tastes kiwi-licious!
12. A little kiwi goes a long way.
13. This smoothie is just peel-fect!
14. It’s the zest decision I’ve ever made.
15. Kiwi take a bite of that?
16. Sweet but a little tart—just like me!
17. You’re one in a melon… but kiwis are better.
18. It’s kiwi to my heart!
19. I’m all about that kiwi life.
20. Don’t be so sour, be more kiwi!

Love & Compliments

21. You make my heart go kiwi!
22. You’re the kiwi to my smoothie.
23. Kiwi be more than friends?
24. You’re berry special, but kiwi even more so.
25. Life is better when we’re kiwi-gether.
26. You’re looking peel-tiful today!
27. Kiwi be soulmates?
28. I’m kiwi-ng for you!
29. I’m stuck on you like kiwi seeds.
30. You’ve got a zest for life I love!

Funny & Random Kiwi Jokes

31. Don’t be a kiw-imp!
32. This is a grape day, but kiwi make it better?
33. Why did the kiwi break up? It couldn’t peel the love.
34. What’s a kiwi’s favorite movie? Kiwi Potter and the Chamber of Juice!
35. How do kiwis get around? By fruit scooter!
36. What’s a kiwi’s favorite dance? The zest cha-cha!
37. What did the kiwi say to the banana? “Stop being so split-ty!”
38. I’m in a fruit-ful relationship with kiwi.
39. Kiwi-t or quit it!
40. Kiwi have a moment of silence for this pun?

Kiwi Bird Puns

41. Kiwi believe it?
42. I’m feeling a little flighty today.
43. You’re a rare bird, just like a kiwi!
44. Kiwi tell me what’s up?
45. You make my heart soar, even if I can’t fly!
46. That joke really took flight!
47. I’m nesting my hopes on this one.
48. I’ve got a real beak for humor.
49. Stop ruffling my feathers!
50. Kiwi do better next time!

New Zealand & Travel Puns

51. Let’s take a trip to Kiwi-land!
52. I’m totally ki-wanderlusting.
53. New Zealand is zest-inational!
54. I’m feeling a little down under, but kiwi cheer me up?
55. That’s so New Zea-licious!
56. Let’s take a kiwi break in nature.
57. I’d love to migrate there someday.
58. You’re the best thing to come out of New Zealand—besides kiwis!
59. Kiwi-t your job and travel!
60. That’s some island energy right there!

Miscellaneous Kiwi Puns

61. Kiwi keep this between us?
62. Just peeling like my best self today.
63. Kiwi handle all this sweetness?
64. It’s time to spread the kiwi love.
65. I’m jam-packed with joy!
66. Life’s too short not to be kiwi-some!
67. Kiwi-th great power comes great responsibility.
68. Just another day in the fruit-ure!
69. I’m totally seeding the good vibes.
70. Let’s just keep things zesty!
71. Kiwi love and kindness rule the world!
72. I’m juiced to see you!
73. This is the kiwi to happiness!
74. I’ll take that as a peel of approval.
75. Kiwi it up!