Alright, here are 200 knee puns for your blog!
1. I’m feeling knee-dy today.
2. Having a joint birthday party!
3. That joke was really knee-gative.
4. I have a bone to pick with you… in my knee!
5. Don’t be so knee-dy for attention.
6. I’m feeling quite knee-ble today.
7. I have a knee-d to succeed.
8. Knee-ver give up!
9. I’m knee-t and tidy.
10. I’m knee-ding a vacation.
11. I’m knee-dlessly worried.
12. I have a knee-farious plan.
13. I’m knee-utral on the subject.
14. It’s knee-s to meet you.
15. I’m knee-ding a hug.
16. Knee-way, how are you?
17. That’s knee-ws to me.
18. I’m knee-ther here nor there.
19. Knee-on lights are my favorite.
20. Knee-ver say never.
21. I’m in knee-d of coffee.
22. Let’s knee-gotiate this.
23. I’m knee-ce to everyone.
24. I’m a knee-comer to this group.
25. I’m knee-t picking.
26. I’m knee-ding some rest.
27. I’m knee-vous about the presentation.
28. I’m knee-ding a friend.
29. I’m knee-ding some water.
30. It’s knee-t to be here.
31. He’s a pain in my patella.
32. I find these puns humerus.
33. My knees have good articulation.
34. It’s bone-afide the best way to exercise.
35. This injury has me hobbling!
36. I can’t stand these knee jokes.
37. You have my full patellar support.
38. Keep your spirits high bone!
39. I’m joining a knee support group.
40. It’s going to be a long, drawn-out medial process.
41. My knees are buckling under the pressure.
42. My knee is the joint to be.
43. I’ve been stretching my knee’s limits.
44. Don’t take my knee’s name in vain.
45. I’m trying to stay knee-tral in this argument.
46. I’ve got a bone to pick with my knee.
47. He fractured me up!
48. I have a skeletal crew working on my knee.
49. My knees are in the bone zone.
50. This weather is really knee-friendly.
51. That’s a knee-markable achievement.
52. I’m knee-ding a break from reality.
53. Let’s knee-twork together.
54. I’m knee-ding some time to myself.
55. I’m knee-ding a new hobby.
56. Knee-dle little lies.
57. I’m knee-ding some adventure.
58. I’m knee-ding a makeover.
59. I’m knee-ding a change of scenery.
60. It’s knee-t to see you.
61. Don’t be such a knee-sayer.
62. I’m knee-ding some good news.
63. I’m knee-ding some inspiration.
64. I’m knee-ding a new pair of shoes.
65. I’m knee-ding some sunshine.
66. I’m knee-ding a good laugh.
67. I’m knee-ding some peace and quiet.
68. I’m knee-ding a new perspective.
69. I’m knee-ding some encouragement.
70. I’m knee-ding a new project.
71. I’m knee-ding a new challenge.
72. I’m knee-ding a new routine.
73. I’m knee-ding a new goal.
74. I’m knee-ding a new dream.
75. I’m knee-ding a new beginning.
76. I’m knee-ding a new chapter.
77. Knee pain is tibia-ble.
78. Are you humerus?
79. I’m a knee-dle in a haystack.
80. My knee is always on the go.
81. It’s knee to be important, but it’s more important to be knee-ce.
82. I’m knee-ding some retail therapy.
83. Let’s go for a knee-t out on the town.
84. My knee is feeling under the weather.
85. My knee is giving me the silent treatment.
86. My knee is having a bad hair day.
87. I have a knee-tmare.
88. I’m knee-ding a pick-me-up.
89. I’m knee-ding a fresh start.
90. It’s knee-ding a miracle.
91. My knee feels like it’s going to explode.
92. My knee is screaming for help.
93. I’m feeling blue from the femur.
94. These bone puns are a skeleton of their former selves.
95. My doctor is pretty tibia-l.
96. Are you trying to pull my leg(ament)?
97. I’m feeling knee-dled by this heat.
98. Let’s break a leg! (Just kidding, about the knee.)
99. My knee’s got a lot of character.
100. My knee’s got a lot of personality.
101. My knee is really something special.
102. Knee way there’s no way I’m walking today.
103. I’m feeling femur-iliar with this pain.
104. I’m feeling knee-dy to go shopping.
105. My doctor is always knee-ing me in the right direction.
106. This is the knee-st I can do.
107. You could say that my knees are feeling weak.
108. My knee feels so bad it’s humerus.
109. It’s a kneevolution!
110. This injury just added insult to injur-knee.
111. My knee is quite an articulation piece.
112. Are you sure you’re telling the tibia truth?
113. My knee gives me humerus sensations.
114. Feeling knee-dful today.
115. I’ve got a knee-cleus of an idea.
116. Knee-tritional food is important for joint health.
117. I try to avoid knee-gativity.
118. My knee is very knee-tural.
119. Let’s have a knee-t treat.
120. Knee-ver a dull moment!
121. You’re knee-deed here.
122. My knee is quite knee-dy about its comfort.
123. This is knee-ce, but…
124. My knee is very knee-vous today.
125. I knee-d some time to think.
126. My knee has a bone to pick with you.
127. Feeling femur-able today!
128. I’ve got knee-mbers on my side.
129. Let’s go knee-ting!
130. This weather is femur-iliar.
131. This is knee-ly impossible.
132. I’m feeling knee-dy to go out.
133. It’s knee-ding some work.
134. I’m knee-ding a change of pace.
135. Let’s go knee-boarding.
136. My knee is quite knee-dy.
137. Knee-dless to say…
138. I’m knee-ding some sleep.
139. I’m knee-ding a new car.
140. My knee is knee-ding a vacation.
141. I’m knee-ding a new life.
142. Let’s knee-t in the park.
143. It’s knee-ding some love.
144. I’m knee-ding a new attitude.
145. Let’s go knee-dles.
146. My knee is knee-ding some help.
147. Knee-d you be so difficult?
148. I’m knee-ding some space.
149. I’m knee-ding a new hobby.
150. My knee is knee-ding a break.
151. Let’s go knee-dling.
152. It’s knee-ding some attention.
153. I’m knee-ding a new direction.
154. This pun is femur-ous.
155. Let’s do a bone-fire.
156. Feeling knee-dified today.
157. Knee-glecting self-care won’t fix the problem.
158. He’s a knee-gle about details.
159. My knee is femur-liar with the best orthopedic surgeons.
160. Don’t be so knee-vous all the time.
161. I’m knee-ding to express myself.
162. Do you have a knee-ed for speed?
163. My knee always follows the leader-ligament.
164. Feeling knee-spired by the view.
165. This is knee-s a matter of time.
166. The doctor said my knee will be humerus.
167. It’s knee-ver too late to stretch.
168. The best things in life are humerus.
169. Let’s see if we can knee-t a deal.
170. It’s knee-ver to late for a stretch break.
171. This is going to be a bone-afide success!
172. I feel my knees give me a humerus outlook on life.
173. It’s knee-ce to be back on my feet.
174. You will need to bone up on your medicine.
175. My doctor said my injury is humerus.
176. Let’s break bread. (with my new knee)
177. It’s bone voyage.
178. You are humerus!
179. I can’t stand you anymore.
180. Be careful you could break a leg-ament.
181. Knee way there’s no pain.
182. My doctor is very tibia-le with me.
183. That was very femur-lious of you.
184. It’s always fun knee-gotiating.
185. Always remember there’s a humerus outlook.
186. This situation is tibia-l.
187. These bones could be humerus.
188. Remember to bone-efit yourself.
189. Let’s go knee-ling in the grass.
190. It’s knee-ver right.
191. I knee-d to move on.
192. Remember knee-ver forget.
193. My leg is feeling femur-ous.
194. These jokes are quite tibia-l.
195. I was humerus when I was bone.
196. Kneecap it all, my knee is healing.
197. I’m knee-rly done with these puns.
198. My knee is bone-tired.
199. These puns are getting femur-liar.
200. I’m at the end of this bone-anza.