1. I’m having a hobbit-sized appetite today.
2. This stew is quite the ring-dinger!
3. Let’s have a feast fit for a king… or a Gondorian.
4. These lembas crackers are simply unbread-lievable.
5. Feeling rather merry, like a drunken elf.
6. This bread is so good, it’s worth fighting a war for.
7. My second breakfast is my preciousss.
8. These mushrooms are totally shroom-believable.
9. Having a barrel of laughs and ale.
10. This roast is mutton-ificent!
11. Don’t be a Gollum, share the food!
12. This meal is absolutely orc-some!
13. I’m feeling rather dwarfish, I could eat a pony.
14. This dessert is simply scrumdiddlyumptious.
15. I’m going to have a right royal feast.
16. This ale is making me feel quite elfishly merry.
17. This honey cake is absolutely bee-utiful.
18. Let’s raise a glass to friendship and good food!
19. I’m feeling full as a hobbit’s burrow.
20. This is the best darned meal in Middle-earth!
21. This pie is absolutely pi-ful.
22. Time for a second breakfast, or maybe a third…
23. These potatoes are remarkably spud-tacular.
24. I’m feeling quite merry, like an elf on a bender.
25. This chicken is clucking good.
26. This feast is utterly epic.
27. Don’t worry, be happy. Eat your vegetables.
28. This is a meal worthy of the Shire.
29. This soup is quite the broth-er.
30. Let’s have a proper feast, like those in Rivendell.
31. Dinner is served, my pretties.
32. This bread is totally wheaty.
33. This is a feast that would make even Gandalf proud.
34. I’m going to stuff myself like a greedy dwarf.
35. This meal is absolutely hobbit-forming.
36. These veggies are root-ally amazing!
37. Feeling rather merry after that pint.
38. This is a meal fit for a fellowship.
39. This cheese is gouda.
40. This meal is totally radagast-ic!
41. My stomach is as full as Bilbo’s pantry.
42. Time for some second breakfast, my hobbit friends.
43. This dessert is incredibly sweet, like honey from Lothlórien.
44. This is a feast that would make even Sauron jealous.
45. I’m feeling as full as a barrel of ale.
46. Let’s have a feast that’ll make the ents jealous.
47. This soup is quite the broth-erhood.
48. This dish is truly master-piece-ful.
49. This is the best darned stew in Middle-earth.
50. My second breakfast is my second best friend.
51. This feast is simply un-for-get-table.
52. This meal is out of this middle-earth.
53. I’m having a very merry unbirthday.
54. This is a meal worthy of the White Council.
55. This pie is absolutely pi-rate.
