Okay, here are 200 M&M puns perfect for your blog:
1. I’m feeling a little scattered, like a spilled bag of M&Ms.
2. Don’t worry, be hoppy!
3. Life is what you bake of it.
4. Having an M&M-azing day!
5. I find your lack of chocolate disturbing.
6. I tried to organize my M&Ms by color, it was a colorful disaster.
7. Keep your friends close and your M&Ms closer.
8. I’m in a committed relationship with chocolate.
9. She’s got that M&M glow.
10. You’re one smart cookie.
11. My mood depends on how much chocolate I’ve had.
12. I’m not drooling, you are.
13. Just trying to stay colorful in a black and white world.
14. Warning, I have a serious sweet tooth.
15. Let’s get this bread!
16. Feeling like a smooth operator today.
17. Take a hike!
18. Just call me a legend.
19. I’m on a strict “see food” diet.
20. I like big sweets and I cannot lie.
21. My mom is a brownie guru.
22. Chocolate is my love language.
23. Feeling extra crunchy today.
24. Life is short, eat dessert first.
25. I am cocoa crazy!
26. Let’s not talk about diets, it makes me tense.
27. A balanced diet is an M&M in each hand.
28. This day is going nuts!
29. Having a melt-down.
30. These puns are too good to be true.
31. I am the peanut gallery.
32. Got milk?
33. I am having a berry good day.
34. Let’s give them something to talk about.
35. I’m not sure what’s sweeter, you or the M&Ms.
36. Let’s party till we drop.
37. Do not disturb.
38. I love my squad.
39. I have a sweet tooth!
40. M&M’s are my best friend.
41. I love taking naps.
42. The perfect treat after a long day.
43. Time to eat a whole bag.
44. I’m addicted to sugar.
45. I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.
46. Life is too short to say no to M&Ms.
47. I love the great outdoors.
48. You’re sweeter than a bag of M&Ms.
49. Always down for a sweet adventure.
50. Happiness is a warm bag of M&Ms.
51. Keep calm and eat M&Ms.
52. I’m not chocolate-ing, you are.
53. Hanging out with my peeps.
54. Feeling extra-ordinary today.
55. My taste buds are doing the tango.
56. I am always down for an adventure.
57. My love for M&M’s is infinite.
58. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
59. Let’s get this bread!
60. I’m just here for the snacks.
61. M&M’s make everything better.
62. Feeling extra colorful today.
63. I’m a true romantic.
64. Chocolate is my happy place.
65. My day is going great, thanks for asking.
66. I want to make the world a better place.
67. I love my puppy.
68. Feeling nutty today.
69. Time to chill.
70. Ready to party!
71. M&M’s are my love language.
72. Keep calm and eat candy.
73. Chocolate lover for life.
74. I am an amazing gift giver.
75. M&M’s are my guilty pleasure.
76. I’m not a shopaholic, I’m helping the economy.
77. Feeling extra sweet today.
78. Always up for a good time.
79. Life is short, eat more M&Ms.
80. Let’s keep things sweet and simple.
81. I’m on top of the world!
82. Chocolate is my therapy.
83. Warning: I have a sweet tooth.
84. I am ready to go to the gym.
85. I love dancing!
86. Let’s travel the world.
87. I love to bake!
88. My chocolate cravings are real.
89. I need more M&Ms in my life.
90. M&M’s are my sunshine on a cloudy day.
91. Let’s get cozy.
92. Feeling like a million M&Ms.
93. My spirit animal is an M&M.
94. Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.
95. I could really go for a nap.
96. M&M’s are my secret weapon.
97. I am always the life of the party.
98. Feeling extra awesome today.
99. I love to make my family happy.
100. Always up for a chocolate adventure.
101. Let’s watch a movie.
102. My love for M&M’s is unconditional.
103. Chocolate is my muse.
104. Feeling extra nutty today.
105. M&M’s are my comfort food.
106. My love language is food.
107. Time to treat myself.
108. Feeling like a kid in a candy store.
109. I want to travel the world.
110. Chocolate is my weakness.
111. Life’s too short to say no to M&Ms.
112. Feeling extra grateful today.
113. I love spending time with friends.
114. M&M’s are the perfect pick-me-up.
115. Feeling extra energized today.
116. I would do anything for my squad.
117. M&M’s are my happy pills.
118. Let’s get lost in the moment.
119. Feeling extra blessed today.
120. I am ready for a makeover!
121. Chocolate makes everything better.
122. M&M’s are the fuel to my fire.
123. Life is short, make it sweet.
124. Feeling extra fabulous today.
125. Time to shine!
126. M&M’s are my secret to happiness.
127. Feeling extra creative today.
128. You had me at chocolate.
129. M&M’s are the sprinkles on my sundae.
130. Feeling extra playful today.
131. Let’s bake some cookies.
132. M&M’s are the icing on the cake.
133. Feeling extra adventurous today.
134. Ready for anything!
135. I believe in chocolate.
136. Life is what you bake it.
137. M&Ms are my therapy.
138. Let the good times roll.
139. Feeling extra-M&M-azing.
140. Always down for dessert.
141. M&Ms make the world a better place.
142. Let’s make memories.
143. Feeling extra loved today.
144. Never too old for M&Ms.
145. M&Ms are my happy place.
146. Let’s stay young forever.
147. Feeling extra grateful.
148. M&Ms are my guilty pleasure.
149. Let’s have a ball!
150. Feeling extra sweet today.
151. Keep calm and eat M&Ms.
152. Life is short, eat dessert first.
153. Be hoppy.
154. You’re one smart cookie.
155. Let’s get this bread.
156. Take a hike.
157. My mom is a brownie guru.
158. You’re sweeter than a bag of M&Ms.
159. Let’s give them something to talk about.
160. Having a berry good day.
161. I am cocoa crazy!
162. Chocolate lover for life.
163. M&Ms are my guilty pleasure.
164. I am ready to go to the gym.
165. Let’s travel the world.
166. Life is too short to say no to M&Ms.
167. Let’s keep things sweet and simple.
168. I am on top of the world!
169. My day is going great, thanks for asking.
170. I want to make the world a better place.
171. Time to chill.
172. Life is what you bake it.
173. I could really go for a nap.
174. Let’s watch a movie.
175. Chocolate is my weakness.
176. Let’s stay young forever.
177. You had me at chocolate.
178. It’s gonna be legen-dairy!
179. Feeling grate.
180. Life is gouda.
181. You wanna pizza me?
182. Donut kill my vibe.
183. I love you a waffle lot.
184. Wanna taco bout it?
185. Have an egg-cellent day!
186. Peas be mine.
187. I’m kind of a big dill.
188. Lettuce celebrate!
189. Orange you glad to see me?
190. I yam what I yam.
191. Happy as a clam.
192. Eat, drink, and be merry!
193. To infinity… and beyond!
194. It’s a beautiful day.
195. Let’s go to the beach.
196. Enjoy the little things.
197. Be kind.
198. Stay humble.
199. Be yourself.
200. I love my life!