Okay, here are 200 mouse puns for your blog, playing on human situations:
1. I had a really bad day; I felt completely mouse-erable.
2. Don’t be so shy, come out of your shell! Don’t be such a scaredy mouse.
3. He’s always squeaking by.
4. I’m trying to lose weight, but cheese is my weakness! It’s my biggest mouse-stake.
5. Let’s keep this meeting brief; I don’t want to mouse around.
6. He’s a real sharp cheddar.
7. I haven’t seen you in ages, you’re such a rare breed! You’re like a white mouse!
8. She’s got a knack for finding bargains; she’s a regular mouse-ket detective.
9. The detective was on the case, tracking the perp’s every squeak.
10. I’m feeling run down; I need a cheese nap.
11. That’s a gouda idea!
12. Let minnow if you’re coming.
13. I can’t believe I failed the test; I feel mouse-led.
14. My car is old, it’s held together by a whisker.
15. I’m so glad it’s Friday; I’m ready to cheese out.
16. That joke was so cheesy!
17. It was a close call; I got away by a whisker.
18. His arguments are always so cheesy and weak.
19. Time is running out; we can’t dilly-dally! No mouse-ing around!
20. Don’t be so cheesy; be yourself!
21. It’s a small town; everyone’s in each other’s burrows.
22. I need to declutter my apartment; it’s starting to look like a mouse nest.
23. After the breakup, she felt really blue and lonely. She felt like a little church mouse.
24. That politician is so cheesy, I don’t trust him an inch.
25. He’s so timid, he wouldn’t hurt a mouse.
26. I’m going to the cheesy festival, wanna come?
27. He was as quiet as a mouse.
28. It was a very cheesy play, very predictable.
29. I’m trying to get a little cheesy before my date tonight.
30. They were cheese to cheese in the crowded subway.
31. That was such a cheesy thing to say, so unoriginal.
32. I am a mouse divided on where to live.
33. I’m not getting involved, I have minnow idea what is happening.
34. He’s as poor as a church mouse.
35. My friend is really into cheese lately, they are a mouse-ician-ado.
36. Stop being a minnow-sence.
37. I’m feeling mouse-chievous today.
38. That restaurant is a minnow-poly of the market.
39. You look mouse-terious today!
40. My friend is a mouse-fit.
41. I’m such a cheese ball.
42. She lives like a church mouse.
43. What you did was very minnow.
44. I’m an expert at finding cheese.
45. Let’s go have a cheese night.
46. He lives in a cheese hole.
47. I’m afraid of cheese.
48. What a cheesy way to ask me out.
49. My house is a cheese house.
50. I’m in a cheese slump.
51. Get a life, cheese head.
52. I am a cheese lover.
53. She’s a cheese hog.
54. He is a cheese lord.
55. I’m starting a cheese cult.
56. Let’s go see some cheese art.
57. I need a cheese intervention.
58. I’m going through cheese withdrawal.
59. I have a cheese addiction.
60. My house is a cheese nest.
61. He’s always mouse-sing around on his computer.
62. That situation was a real cheese-saster.
63. I need to exercise, I’m getting a cheese gut.
64. She’s so cheese-pendent.
65. He’s a cheese-terpiece of a friend.
66. Let’s cheese-lebrate!
67. He’s always cheese-ing around.
68. She’s a cheese-perstar.
69. This job is cheese-erable.
70. I’m feeling cheese-tified.
71. Don’t be so cheese-pitiful.
72. My boss is a real cheese-ogre.
73. I had a cheese-tastrophy at work.
74. My brain is cheese-fried.
75. Stop cheese-timizing my life.
76. I’m cheese-terested in your opinion.
77. That’s a cheese-sumption.
78. Let’s cheese-ume this.
79. I’m feeling cheese-couraged.
80. I’m cheese-ciding where to go.
81. I’m cheese-lighted to meet you.
82. He’s a cheese-sential part of the team.
83. You are cheese-credible.
84. My wallet is as empty as a mouse hole.
85. He has a cheese for talent.
86. My teacher is as old as cheese.
87. She is as smart as a mouse.
88. I don’t have a cheese.
89. I have cheese in my heart.
90. I’m going to the cheese-seum.
91. I want cheese for my birthday.
92. He is cheeseful.
93. I’m not cheesy.
94. I want to go cheese-packing.
95. I’m a cheese-aholic.
96. I am cheese-sessed.
97. I need a cheese vacay.
98. I’m cheese-flicted.
99. Let’s make a cheese pact.
100. I have a cheesy crush on you.
101. Don’t be such a cheese-pate.
102. He’s got a cheese-demeanor.
103. My cheese-position is positive.
104. She’s in a cheese-lemma.
105. I’m feeling cheese-content.
106. That’s a cheese-posterous idea.
107. I’m cheese-appointed.
108. I’m so cheese-turbed.
109. Don’t be a cheese-natic.
110. She’s got a cheese-lancholy aura.
111. I’m having a cheese-graine.
112. He’s always cheese-plotting.
113. I feel cheese-sured by you.
114. I’m cheese-solved to do better.
115. Let’s cheese-ider the options.
116. This is a cheese-plicated situation.
117. Don’t be cheese-sistant.
118. I’m cheese-picious of his motives.
119. He’s a cheese-ordinator.
120. She’s got a cheese-tinct personality.
121. My job is very cheese-petitive.
122. I’m cheese-tent with my life.
123. Don’t be cheese-usive.
124. I’m feeling cheese-jected.
125. He’s a cheese-fident speaker.
126. I’m cheese-vinced that you’re wrong.
127. Don’t be cheese-ceited.
128. I’m cheese-sociating with better people.
129. She’s always cheese-plaining.
130. He’s got a cheese-position to laziness.
131. I’m feeling cheese-tracted.
132. I’m cheese-valuating my options.
133. Don’t be so cheese-fensive.
134. I’m cheese-pelled to help.
135. He’s a cheese-spicable person.
136. I’m cheese-vesting in my future.
137. Let’s cheese-aborate on this project.
138. I’m feeling cheese-turbed by the news.
139. He’s a cheese-servative dresser.
140. I’m cheese-vinced of his innocence.
141. Don’t be so cheese-matical.
142. I’m cheese-ploring new opportunities.
143. She’s always cheese-torting the truth.
144. He’s got a cheese-position to exaggeration.
145. I’m cheese-valuating my relationships.
146. Don’t be so cheese-sionate.
147. I’m cheese-suading you to stay.
148. He’s a cheese-ficient worker.
149. I’m cheese-vesting in my health.
150. Let’s cheese-unicate clearly.
151. The best things in life are cheese.
152. I have a cheese and bloodhound.
153. He’s as mad as a cheese.
154. He’s a cheese-ionaire
155. This is a real cheese-muddle.
156. I’m feeling like a cheese-fit.
157. He’s got cheese-smarts.
158. Don’t be a cheese-patriot.
159. I’m feeling cheese-tonic.
160. The cheese is always greener.
161. I can’t believe it, my life is cheese.
162. It’s all cheese to me.
163. I have a heart of cheese.
164. He’s got cheese up his sleeve.
165. She’s living on borrowed cheese.
166. Let’s face the cheese.
167. I’m drawing a cheese.
168. My cheese is on you.
169. He’s barking up the wrong cheese.
170. A cheese in the hand.
171. Don’t look a gift cheese in the mouth.
172. It’s raining cheese and dogs.
173. Put that in your cheese and smoke it.
174. He’s dead as a cheese.
175. All that cheese, and no place to go.
176. It’s a cheese-come-true.
177. She’s as strong as a cheese.
178. He’s swimming in cheese.
179. It’s as easy as cheese.
180. Let’s get some cheese-ness.
181. I want to spread some cheese.
182. He’s a cheese-tycoon
183. This is a cheese-trophy.
184. This is cheese-topia.
185. I’m feeling cheese-phonic.
186. He’s got cheese-vision.
187. This is cheese-tastic.
188. He’s a cheese-nocrat.
189. It’s all cheese-sistent.
190. I’m feeling cheese-phoric.
191. He’s a cheese-matic.
192. This is all cheese-thetical.
193. He has a cheese-pathy.
194. She is cheese-tonic.
195. She’s got cheese-isma.
196. I’m on cloud cheese.
197. It’s like cheese to a flame.
198. This is a cheesy situation.
199. I’m always there when the cheese hits the fan.
200. I am the cheese!