Okay, here are 100 necktie puns for your blog:
1. This tie is knot your average accessory.
2. I’m all tied up with excitement.
3. He really knows how to dress for success, tie and all.
4. My tie collection is growing, it’s quite a knotty problem.
5. Feeling dapper? Tie one on!
6. Let’s tie the knot on this business deal.
7. I have a tie-rrific feeling about today.
8. This tie really ties the outfit together.
9. Don’t get your tie in a twist.
10. He’s got a very tie-tanic presence.
11. It’s tie to get serious.
12. I’m tie-red of boring outfits.
13. That joke was a bit of a tie-mewaster.
14. Feeling blue? Try a new tie.
15. He’s quite the tie-coon in the fashion world.
16. I find tie designs so a-tie-sting.
17. Time flies when you’re wearing a nice tie.
18. Keep your tie on, we’re almost there!
19. Tie another day.
20. Let’s tie up loose ends.
21. That’s a tie-dious task.
22. It’s tie-ming is impeccable.
23. Don’t tie yourself in knots over it.
24. He has a real eye for tie-tail.
25. Life’s too short to wear boring ties.
26. Never underestimate the power of a good tie.
27. It’s tie to make a statement.
28. A tie can be a real conversation starter.
29. Feeling sharp in my new tie.
30. He’s got a tie-riffic sense of style.
31. This tie is a real neck saver.
32. I’m not lion when I say this tie is great.
33. Looking good is a tie-al part of the job.
34. I tie everything I have to your approval.
35. I’m sorry to tie you up, but it’s urgent.
36. A tie goes a long way.
37. Tie and true.
38. Tie-dyed is always a bold statement.
39. Let’s give it the old college tie.
40. This tie is sew awesome!
41. I’m always game for a tie.
42. This tie? Don’t leave home without it!
43. A tie to remember.
44. Just a tie-ny thing.
45. His personality is so tie-mensional.
46. A tie is just the ticket.
47. I’m tie-mendously grateful.
48. It will all come out in the wash, tie and all.
49. A tie with the old and new.
50. What tie of day is it?
51. She’s a cut above the rest, tie and all.
52. If the tie fits, wear it.
53. My tie looks good on you.
54. I tie to think so.
55. It’s a tie-rrific life.
56. Always look on the bright tie of life.
57. You gotta keep your tie on the ball.
58. The tie waits for no man.
59. Never tie. Never quit.
60. Tie like nobody’s watching.
61. He has a tie-hard attitude.
62. It’s a tie of change.
63. A new tie-rea has begun.
64. Let’s go tie the world!
65. Time is tie-ing!
66. Keep tie-ing!
67. This tie is my lucky charm.
68. It’s always tie for a new tie.
69. Looking this good is a tie-ly affair.
70. I tie you not, this is great.
71. You look tie-remendous!
72. What a tie-dent outfit.
73. It’s a tie of great celebration.
74. Life’s a beach, just wear a tie.
75. A tie saves the day.
76. That’s the tie-cket!
77. What a tie-riffic view!
78. It’s all in the tie-tail.
79. Let’s get tie-cular!
80. This tie is a tie of art.
81. It’s tie to shine!
82. Let’s go the extra tie!
83. I’m always up for a new tie-venture!
84. A tie makes you feel like a boss.
85. It’s tie-licious!
86. Tie’s the limit!
87. Don’t be tie-mid!
88. Stay tie-tuned!
89. It’s a tie-umph!
90. Never say tie!
91. A tie to remember.
92. Tie after tie.
93. It’s always tie for fun!
94. Keep tie-ing on!
95. That outfit? So tie-dal!
96. Tie is of the essence.
97. A tie and a smile.
98. Living the tie life.
99. A tie that never ends.
100. Tie so nice, I wore it twice.