Okay, here are 100 October-themed puns for your blog, focused on human experiences and without explanations:
1. I’m falling for October.
2. October? I’m trunk or treatin’ myself.
3. Don’t go breaking my gourd.
4. Feeling gourd-geous this October.
5. October is my favorite season, hands down.
6. Just trying to have a spooktacular October.
7. I’m batty for Halloween.
8. Witch-ing you a happy October.
9. Life is gourd when it’s October.
10. Have a frightfully good October!
11. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
12. This October weather is unbe-leaf-able.
13. Orange you glad it’s October?
14. Having a hauntingly good time!
15. I’m all about that candy corn life.
16. Eat, drink, and be scary.
17. Creep it real this October.
18. I’m brewing up some fun this October.
19. Don’t be a basic witch.
20. I’m here for the boos.
21. This October is absolutely bootiful.
22. Hanging with my ghoul friends.
23. Time to get this party startled.
24. Hello gourd-geous!
25. I’m feeling a little batty.
26. May your October be filled with treats.
27. I have a good “feeling” it’s October.
28. Get your pumpkin spice and everything nice.
29. October is my favorite of all. Fall is my second favorite.
30. Feeling absolutely gourd-jus this Fall.
31. I love a good Halloween party. It’s my mummy thing.
32. October skies make me want to scream.
33. Do you wanna piece of this candy corn?
34. October is such a grave time.
35. Be sure to stay on your tomb toes this Halloween.
36. October is the perfect season to get a head.
37. Get down to the bare bones this October.
38. Come to the dark side, we have candy!
39. Let’s have a howling good time.
40. This is my resting witch face.
41. I only have pies for you this October.
42. I’m all about that haunted house life.
43. My blood type is pumpkin spice.
44. Keep calm and scare on.
45. I can’t be held responsible for my actions in October.
46. Sorry for what I said when I wasn’t wearing my costume.
47. I’m here to get my boos on.
48. October is my happy place.
49. Witch, please. It’s October.
50. You make me batty.
51. Stay spooky my friends.
52. Hello Fall, I’m acorn-fident it will be great!
53. I’m falling for this weather.
54. Sweater weather is better together.
55. Let’s spice things up this October.
56. I’m looking forward to all the fall festivities!
57. Have an amazing October.
58. Just having a gourd time with my friends.
59. Don’t ghost me this October.
60. I’m so excited for pumpkin carving!
61. Feeling like a snack in this costume.
62. Just here for the fall foliage.
63. May your candy bowl be overflowing.
64. All my friends are a little batty.
65. Just trying to stay positive this October.
66. Have a fang-tastic time!
67. Keep it creepy.
68. Hope your costumes are all hiss-terical.
69. I have such a haunt spot in my heart for Halloween.
70. Time to get my scare on.
71. Getting my spook on this weekend.
72. You’re just my (blood) type.
73. Life’s a witch, then you fly.
74. This Halloween season is just fang-tastic!
75. I’m all about that autumn vibe.
76. Let’s get this October rolling.
77. I’m here for the cozy vibes.
78. Just happy to be alive.
79. I love all of the spooktivities!
80. I can’t wait to sink my fangs into something good!
81. I am the candy man!
82. Ready to pumpkin spice up my life!
83. It’s only October, but I’m already so festive!
84. This October is totally my jam.
85. Let’s be real, I’m here for the snacks.
86. I am loving this fall!
87. Fall is calling and I must go.
88. I am so corn-fused as to what costume to wear.
89. October is a real scream!
90. Don’t leaf me hanging.
91. My Halloween costume is spooky cute!
92. Pumpkins spice and everything nice.
93. It’s time to get smashed!
94. I’m just here for the pumpkin patch.
95. I love my gourd family!
96. Having a grave time this October.
97. Halloween is my mummy’s favorite holiday.
98. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
99. I’m getting good at makeup, ghoul friend.
100. I’m here for a frighteningly good time.