Okay, here are 100 opossum puns for your blog:
1. Having a possum-tively great day!
2. Don’t play possum with me.
3. Let’s just hang in there.
4. I’m feeling opossi-ble today.
5. He’s quite the possum-arian.
6. That’s opossum-thing I’d like to avoid.
7. Keep your friends close, but your opossums closer.
8. It’s time to play opossum-up.
9. That’s an opossum-tunity I can’t miss.
10. I’m opossum-bly tired.
11. Don’t get your tail in a twist.
12. Everything’s gonna be all white.
13. He’s a real night owl.
14. Just grin and bear it.
15. I’m going to play it safe.
16. I’m just hanging around.
17. That joke was playing possum.
18. Time to take out the trash.
19. Do your best to play dead.
20. You look great for dead!
21. He is always playing games.
22. What a dead-beat Dad.
23. He is always scavenging for food.
24. Stop eating garbage!
25. What a trashy guy.
26. Can someone help me scavenge?
27. Playing possum is not a solution.
28. Possums never prosper.
29. Keep playing dead, you’ll never advance!
30. You look like road kill!
31. You are so ugly, you look like you’ve been hit by a truck!
32. This situation is playing possum.
33. Do not play possum with my heart.
34. You look so dead!
35. She is playing possum with her heart.
36. Keep to the dark.
37. Avoid the lights, stay nocturnal.
38. I always get a dirty look!
39. I love your white fur.
40. I love your cute pink nose.
41. Get your tail out of here!
42. Watch out for that tail.
43. You smell like trash!
44. Stop rummaging for food!
45. Do not play possum with my words.
46. I’ll scavenge for my love.
47. Do not trash my heart.
48. He’s got that opossum charm.
49. She’s an opossum-istic person.
50. That’s an opossum-ing development.
51. Let’s get opossum-al about this.
52. It’s opossum-tively the best thing ever.
53. Are you opossum-bly kidding me?
54. This is an opossum-ly good deal.
55. He’s an opossum-tely wonderful friend.
56. I’m feeling opossum-ized today.
57. Time to get opossum-tivated!
58. Let’s make it an opossum-tly good time.
59. They’re quite the opossum-etitive team.
60. That’s an opossum-tely amazing feat.
61. You think you can play me?
62. I am a master of playing it cool.
63. Playing it cool is my nature.
64. People think I am dead inside.
65. I am a master of hanging.
66. I love hanging out with friends.
67. Do not hang me out to dry!
68. Let me rummage through my closet.
69. You are just as ugly as me!
70. I can see beauty in everyone!
71. I do not care what others think of me!
72. Be yourself, be an opossum!
73. Let us play dead together.
74. You are just a dead weight.
75. I feel like trash today.
76. My trash is your treasure.
77. Trash day is the best day.
78. Free food day is the best day.
79. Being Nocturnal is a lifestyle.
80. Do not shame me for my lifestyle.
81. What is with your pink nose?
82. You are as blind as a bat!
83. Do not tail me.
84. Quit stepping on my tail.
85. I am on tail watch.
86. He is on the prowl tonight!
87. Do not prowl me, I am scary!
88. The night is my home.
89. Leave the lights off!
90. You think you are something.
91. I bet you play possum everyday.
92. Possums are masters of disguise.
93. I never thought I would survive.
94. What a scavengers life.
95. Just keep on scavenging.
96. I can smell garbage a mile away!
97. Can you smell the trash?
98. Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
99. Is that road kill?
100. He looks like road kill!