Okay, here are 250 paper-related puns for your blog, focusing on human (and relatable) situations:
1. I’m feeling pretty stapled together today.
2. I folded under pressure.
3. Don’t crumple my feelings.
4. I’m just trying to make ends meet, sheet by sheet.
5. This day is tearing me apart.
6. I’m not lion, I’m paper-thin today.
7. I need to get my life in order, but I’m always drawing a blank.
8. I’m stuck in a paper jam of emotions.
9. I’m writing my own destiny, one page at a time.
10. I’m feeling like a blank slate today.
11. I’m trying to stay positive, but my spirits are low-grade.
12. Feeling a bit sheetty today.
13. Just trying to rewrite my mistakes.
14. Don’t be so pulp-ish.
15. He’s got paper-sonality.
16. I’m feeling like a real lightweight.
17. My patience is wearing thin.
18. Time to fold my laundry.
19. I’m completely stumped.
20. This situation is really taxing.
21. I’m feeling unruled.
22. Feeling like I’m on the verge of a breakdown.
23. I need a new chapter in my life.
24. I’m feeling rather note-worthy today.
25. I’m not afraid to put myself on paper.
26. This is my notepad to self.
27. Life can be a real rough draft.
28. Feeling like I need to be recycled.
29. I’m just trying to make a lasting impression.
30. Feeling a little flat today.
31. I’m glued to my chair.
32. He’s always sticking his nose into my business.
33. This is an unfolding mystery.
34. I’m trying to stay composed.
35. Feeling boxed in.
36. My to-do list is getting out of hand.
37. My story is still in progress.
38. Trying to stay on the straight and narrow.
39. I feel like I’m between the lines.
40. Feeling paper-clipped to this job.
41. I’m trying to make a clean break.
42. I’m all booked up.
43. This is my official statement.
44. I’m on a roll.
45. Don’t let it get to your head, it’s just a draft.
46. I’m just trying to make a mark on the world.
47. Feeling like a second-rate copy.
48. Let’s not gloss over the details.
49. I need a new template for my life.
50. Feeling like I’m stuck in a rut.
51. That’s just my two cents.
52. That’s a note to myself.
53. I’m feeling so ripped off.
54. You are a blank canvas.
55. My mind is a paper airplane right now.
56. Life is a manuscript of dreams.
57. Feeling like a footnote in history.
58. Trying to fill the void.
59. I’m trying not to lose my head.
60. My life is unfolding beautifully.
61. Always trying to keep my lines straight.
62. I’m having a crinkled day.
63. Feeling a bit under the weather.
64. I’m on the cutting edge.
65. Feeling like a shadow of my former self.
66. I’m working on my presentation.
67. Time to turn over a new leaf.
68. I’m at a loss for words.
69. I’m writing a new chapter.
70. This is the first edition of my life.
71. Feeling a little like a scribble.
72. I’m stuck in a papery prison.
73. I’m sticking to my guns.
74. My patience is paper-thin.
75. Need a rewrite on this day.
76. I’m trying to wrap my head around it.
77. Don’t paper over the cracks.
78. I’m documenting my journey.
79. Time to paper-cut my losses.
80. I’m not a very good copy.
81. Stop papering me with tasks!
82. Life’s a big sheet of paper.
83. Just writing down my thoughts.
84. My feelings are like tissue paper.
85. My heart is as thin as parchment.
86. I’m folding under pressure.
87. Life is a paper trail.
88. Time to paper-chase my dreams.
89. Don’t be a paper tiger.
90. I’m feeling out of alignment.
91. I’m the new sheriff in this paper town.
92. I’m not going to paper-jam your style.
93. Feeling like my life is a paper cut.
94. I need a new layout.
95. I’m making some paper-mache memories.
96. I’m on a paper-thin budget.
97. Time to paper-train my brain.
98. I’m a paper-pusher at heart.
99. I’m tired of being a paper doll.
100. I’m feeling very stationery.
101. Feeling a bit crumpled.
102. Let’s write our own rules!
103. This situation is unravelling.
104. The paper is my canvas.
105. Stop rolling your eyes.
106. I need some writing space.
107. That’s a blot on my copybook.
108. Time to start fresh.
109. Papering over the truth is no good.
110. Feeling paperless lately.
111. That’s a paper-over promise.
112. I’m on paper lockdown.
113. Let’s fold it in half.
114. Life is a blank composition book.
115. Ready to be written on.
116. Don’t let your life go to waste.
117. We need to work on the blueprint.
118. Take notes from the best.
119. The situation is delicate like paper.
120. Take a page from my book.
121. I’m stuck in a papery paradox.
122. Time to write my obituary.
123. Let’s draw a line in the sand.
124. Get your life in order.
125. Trying to find my margins.
126. The paper’s always greener.
127. Write your future.
128. Life’s a blank paperweight.
129. I’m trying to stay on the page.
130. Time to paper the town red.
131. He has a paper-thin ego.
132. I’m trying to stay in print.
133. Feeling like a paperback romance.
134. Let’s go out with a page-turner.
135. Make sure to cite your sources.
136. My life is like a stack of paperwork.
137. Writing my own paper trail.
138. On the paper chase!
139. Don’t leave me on a cliff-hanger.
140. The paper is always mightier than the sword.
141. I’m trying to keep things on the record.
142. My life is a paperless experiment.
143. I’m feeling pretty drafty today.
144. Time to paper-jam my way out of here.
145. Let’s paper-cut the negativity.
146. I’m a paper-tiger in disguise.
147. Feeling like a paper-mache mess.
148. I’m on a paper-thin diet.
149. I’m trying to paper-train myself to be better.
150. I’m a paper-pusher of positivity.
151. Feeling like a paper doll in a paper world.
152. I’m feeling like a real blank page today.
153. My life is still unwritten.
154. Feeling like a rough draft in the making.
155. Let’s take note of this.
156. Get your facts straight.
157. Keep yourself in check.
158. Don’t lose sight of the big picture.
159. Let’s be frank.
160. Feeling like a carbon copy.
161. Life is like a paper shredder.
162. I’m just trying to make my mark.
163. I need to write out my feelings.
164. Feeling like my life is a crumpled mess.
165. Let’s turn the page on this.
166. Get the details straight.
167. I’m trying to be less papery.
168. My life is a paper cut waiting to happen.
169. Time to rewrite my story.
170. Let’s fold our troubles away.
171. My paper heart will go on.
172. I’m stuck in a papery rut.
173. Let’s write our own story.
174. Feeling like my life is a rough draft.
175. Stay on the straight and narrow.
176. Let’s not get sidelined.
177. Time to change the script.
178. Keep a paper head about you.
179. Let the papers be seen.
180. I’m writing the next chapter of my life.
181. I’m feeling very well-written today.
182. It’s a paper-clip of a situation.
183. Let me take some notes.
184. I’m on the cutting edge of stress.
185. Feeling a little flat.
186. Time to paper over the cracks in my life.
187. Let’s fold our hands and think.
188. My paper heart is aching.
189. I’m trying not to paper-jam my progress.
190. That’s just my paper opinion.
191. Let’s stick together.
192. Feeling like a paper-thin version of myself.
193. Time to make some paper airplanes.
194. Need a paper-nap.
195. Let’s fold some origami.
196. My life is a paper bag waiting to burst.
197. I’m rewriting my story.
198. Life is all paper and dreams.
199. It’s a paper-clip of a miracle.
200. Feeling very paper-y today.
201. Feeling ripped at the edges.
202. I need to find the right outline.
203. Trying to keep the receipts.
204. Always keeping track.
205. Need to get my life aligned.
206. Let’s get the full story.
207. Time to keep my life in check.
208. I’m stuck on the margins.
209. Time to go off the page.
210. Feeling like a note in a notebook.
211. Don’t fold now!
212. I need to file that away.
213. This situation is unfolding.
214. Feeling out of sync with the papers.
215. I’m feeling very official lately.
216. Just trying to be transparent.
217. It’s hard to stay on top of the paperwork.
218. Need to keep to the script.
219. My feelings are a bit frayed.
220. Just taking notes for future reference.
221. Get the details right.
222. My patience is wearing thin.
223. Need to be more transparent.
224. Feeling like a page out of a book.
225. Time to write our signature in life.
226. You must read the fine print!
227. These paper cuts really sting!
228. My heart can’t take another paper cut.
229. Always writing my history.
230. Need to keep a ledger of friends.
231. Every detail has a footnote.
232. Keep your paper eyes on the prize.
233. The paper says it all.
234. Life is a crumpled receipt.
235. Remember to recycle.
236. The paper never lies.
237. I’m just a paperboy at heart.
238. We have a real paper trail.
239. That was a blank page.
240. Don’t let them write you off.
241. Every page is a part of our story.
242. Time to cut it out!
243. I hate getting a paper cut.
244. Life is just a paper game.
245. My story just ended on a cliffhanger.
246. Let’s not rehash the story.
247. He has paper-cut scars.
248. Write yourself happy.
249. Never trust a paper tiger.
250. I’m not a page turner today.