Okay, here are 100 pecan pie puns for your blog, aimed at being relatable and human:
1. I’m feeling pecan-uliar today.
2. Life is what you bake it, pecan pie is the filling.
3. I’m nuts about pecan pie.
4. Pecan pie: it’s my core belief.
5. Don’t go baking my heart, I’m pecan pie.
6. This pecan pie is driving me nuts!
7. Have a pecan pie and let’s shell-ebrate!
8. I’m in a pecan pie state of mind.
9. This pie is pecan-do anything.
10. You want a piece of me? Well, I’m pecan pie.
11. Just trying to be a little pecan-fident today.
12. I’m feeling a little pie-ous today.
13. Hope this pecan pie will cheer you up, nut matter what.
14. I am pecan-vinced this is the best pie.
15. I’m baking my way to happiness, one pecan pie at a time.
16. Keep calm and eat pecan pie.
17. Pecan pie makes everything butter.
18. You drive me nuts, just like this pecan pie.
19. I’m pecan-did about my love for pie.
20. I’m always pecan-siderate to my food cravings.
21. You’re pecan-do it!
22. We were meant to be pecan pie-ces of a whole.
23. Don’t go baking my heart, I’m pecan pie.
24. Pecan pie makes the world a butter place.
25. I’m pecan-tly waiting for pie.
26. Pie filling and good feelings.
27. Don’t be nutty, eat the pie!
28. I pecan-not stop eating it.
29. Life without pecan pie would be un-filling.
30. I like big pies and I cannot lie.
31. Pecan pie: It’s my comfort zone.
32. Having a pie-ful day.
33. This pecan pie is unbe-leaf-able!
34. I pecan-not live without pecan pie.
35. I am pecan-cered about how much I love pie.
36. Another slice of pie? Don’t mind if I do.
37. Pecan pie is my happy place.
38. Having a perfectly pie-cturesque day.
39. Pecan pie makes me a happy camper.
40. It’s pie time!
41. You got me feeling some type of pie.
42. Pecan pie, I love you a waffle lot!
43. My doctor says I need more pie in my diet.
44. I’m gonna eat pie, because I deserve it.
45. I’ve got my pie on you.
46. I am pecan-sidering another piece.
47. You can’t be pie-et around pecan pie.
48. You want a pizza me? Well, I’m pecan pie!
49. I am a pecan pie-oneer.
50. In pie we trust.
51. Pecan pie is my best-nut friend.
52. I’m nuts for you, pecan pie!
53. Pecan pie: A truly filling experience.
54. Pecan pie is my soulmate.
55. All you need is love and pecan pie.
56. Wanna have a pecan-dicament? Eat this pie.
57. Pie solves everything.
58. Pecan pie: it’s nut just dessert.
59. Keep your eyes on the pies.
60. Let’s make some pie-mories.
61. Feeling pecan-pathetic because I don’t have pie.
62. This pie has everything I almond for.
63. Just here for the pie.
64. It’s okay, I just need some pie.
65. This pecan pie is a total treat.
66. You had me at pecan pie.
67. I’m pecan-sidering making another pie.
68. Don’t be a cashew-al pecan pie fan.
69. Stay pecan-sitive.
70. You are the pie to my face.
71. I am pecan-stantly eating.
72. You’re the apple of my pie.
73. Feeling pie-tastic!
74. I’m a pecan-fectionist.
75. Have a slice day!
76. Can’t stop, won’t stop, eating pecan pie.
77. Pecan pie is my love language.
78. I love you, pecan pie, from my head to my toes.
79. Pecan pie: It’s all I CRUMB think about.
80. Warning: may cause extreme pie cravings.
81. Life is short, eat more pecan pie.
82. Never underestimate the power of pecan pie.
83. This pecan pie has me feeling like a whole new shell-f.
84. Let’s pie this thing out!
85. I’m gonna pecan-quer the world, one pie at a time.
86. You are the pecan to my pie.
87. Pecan pie makes my heart sing!
88. A balanced diet is pecan pie in both hands.
89. My love for pecan pie is im-pie-rous.
90. I’d rather be eating pecan pie.
91. Always look on the bright pie of life!
92. Pecan pie is the answer, what was the question?
93. Take a piece of my heart… and pecan pie.
94. Home is where the pecan pie is.
95. Everything’s better with pecan pie.
96. I need a pecan pie break.
97. Pecan pie is my spirit animal.
98. I run on coffee and pecan pie.
99. You’re so pie-lightful!
100. Pecan pie: It’s my sweet escape.