Okay, here are 200 political food puns for your blog:
1. Lettuce turn over a new leaf in politics.
2. Donut underestimate the power of the people.
3. He’s really buttering up the voters.
4. That policy is full of baloney.
5. Let’s taco ’bout the real issues.
6. She’s got a lot on her plate.
7. He’s a seasoned politician.
8. That candidate is bananas!
9. Orange you glad we’re voting?
10. It’s time to squash the opposition.
11. He’s always fishing for votes.
12. This election is a piece of cake.
13. Let’s ketchup on current events.
14. He’s got a lot of bread.
15. She’s the apple of the voter’s eye.
16. He’s a real smart cookie.
17. That law is half-baked.
18. Let’s hash out a solution.
19. He’s a real ham.
20. She’s got a lot of gravy.
21. He’s always trying to milk the system.
22. Let’s cut the mustard.
23. That’s just sour grapes.
24. He’s a political plum.
25. He’s got a chip on his shoulder.
26. Let’s not sugarcoat the truth.
27. This bill is a lemon.
28. He’s a real peach of a candidate.
29. Let’s spice things up in Washington.
30. He’s a tough nut to crack.
31. That’s just pie in the sky.
32. He’s got a lot of dough.
33. Let’s peel back the layers of this policy.
34. He’s a real bean counter.
35. That’s a hard pill to swallow.
36. Let’s not put all our eggs in one basket.
37. He’s a real smooth operator.
38. This debate is going to be juicy.
39. He’s got a lot of pull.
40. Let’s not beat around the bush.
41. He’s a real wolf in sheep’s clothing.
42. This election is going to be a real grind.
43. Let’s not count our chickens before they hatch.
44. He’s a real party animal.
45. This policy is really cheesy.
46. Let’s bring home the bacon.
47. He’s a real tough cookie.
48. This is the cream of the crop.
49. He’s got a lot of clout.
50. Let’s get the ball rolling.
51. He’s a real wheeler-dealer.
52. This is just the icing on the cake.
53. Let’s not rock the boat.
54. He’s a real mover and shaker.
55. This is a real game changer.
56. Let’s not pull any punches.
57. He’s a real go-getter.
58. This is a real eye-opener.
59. Let’s not get our wires crossed.
60. He’s a real people person.
61. This is a real turning point.
62. Let’s not jump the gun.
63. He’s a real team player.
64. This is a real breath of fresh air.
65. Let’s not lose sight of the goal.
66. He’s a real straight shooter.
67. This is a real wake-up call.
68. Let’s not throw in the towel.
69. He’s a real stand-up guy.
70. This is a real watershed moment.
71. He’s a real self-starter.
72. This is a real shot in the arm.
73. Let’s not take our eye off the ball.
74. He’s a real go-to person.
75. This is a real milestone.
76. Let’s not put the cart before the horse.
77. He’s a real rising star.
78. This is a real sign of the times.
79. Let’s not bite off more than we can chew.
80. He’s a real powerhouse.
81. This is a real turning of the tide.
82. Let’s not let the grass grow under our feet.
83. He’s a real mover and shaker.
84. This is a real crossroads.
85. Let’s not get bogged down in the details.
86. He’s a real captain of industry.
87. This is a real sea change.
88. Let’s not put all our eggs in one basket.
89. He’s a real gatekeeper.
90. This is a real leap forward.
91. He’s toast if he loses this election.
92. Let’s get to the meat of the matter.
93. He’s got his just desserts coming.
94. That politician is really corny.
95. She’s the cherry on top of the ticket.
96. We need to cultivate new leadership.
97. His arguments are full of holes like swiss cheese.
98. Don’t let them railroad you.
99. It’s time to harvest the fruits of our labor.
100. His political career is on the rocks.
101. Let’s not go overboard.
102. Some politicians are rotten to the core.
103. That’s a pretty stale argument.
104. They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
105. It’s time to separate the wheat from the chaff.
106. Let’s stay above board.
107. He’s just trying to sweeten the deal.
108. He’s really stirring the pot.
109. That whole situation is just a can of worms.
110. This policy is just gravy for the rich.
111. His campaign is really cooking.
112. He’s a real cream puff.
113. Their claims are just half-baked.
114. This political climate is bitter.
115. He is just a puppet, a tool to be used.
116. Stop mincing words and say it.
117. He’s just stringing us along.
118. Time to take stock of the situation.
119. They’re just beating a dead horse.
120. This is a race to the finish line.
121. The politician is a snake.
122. The politician is a shark.
123. Let’s cut to the chase.
124. The policy is a disaster.
125. They’re drinking the Kool-Aid.
126. He’s a yes man to the party.
127. His ideas are just window dressing.
128. That’s just a smoke screen.
129. The whole thing is a sham.
130. It’s just a drop in the bucket.
131. Let’s nip it in the bud.
132. The debate is heating up.
133. He’s got a hidden agenda.
134. Let’s iron out the details.
135. That’s a real red herring.
136. He’s trying to pull a fast one.
137. It’s a double-edged sword.
138. He’s playing a dangerous game.
139. Let’s get down to brass tacks.
140. The truth will come out in the wash.
141. Let’s take it with a grain of salt.
142. He’s just trying to throw us off the scent.
143. It’s a real uphill battle.
144. He’s trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
145. The election is too close to call.
146. He’s really running out of steam.
147. Let’s not jump to conclusions.
148. He’s really out of his depth.
149. Let’s stay the course.
150. He’s just trying to cover his tracks.
151. She has a fire in her belly.
152. Let’s get this show on the road.
153. He’s got a lot of skeletons in his closet.
154. Let’s call a spade a spade.
155. He’s really on the ropes.
156. This policy is a recipe for disaster.
157. He is selling snake oil.
158. It’s going to be a long road.
159. The politician is a puppet.
160. Time to dig deep.
161. He needs to find his voice.
162. That’s just a band-aid solution.
163. Time to roll up our sleeves.
164. He’s just trying to play us.
165. That’s a tough act to follow.
166. We need to keep our eyes on the prize.
167. She’s a force to be reckoned with.
168. That’s a bridge too far.
169. His words are empty calories.
170. Let’s focus on the core issues.
171. Let’s not water down the bill.
172. Some politicians are just a bad batch.
173. Let’s take a leaf out of their book.
174. He’s just a flavor of the month.
175. Let’s not spread ourselves too thin.
176. This whole situation is just a mess.
177. We need to get our ducks in a row.
178. He’s gone off the deep end.
179. Let’s not throw good money after bad.
180. This is just a knee-jerk reaction.
181. He’s just a fair-weather friend.
182. Let’s not gild the lily.
183. That’s a bitter pill to swallow.
184. They are just blowing smoke.
185. He has a long row to hoe.
186. That’s just old hat.
187. Let’s get the ball rolling.
188. He has been taken to the cleaners.
189. That’s all wet.
190. Lets get cracking.
191. We are coming down the home stretch.
192. He went out on a limb.
193. That’s the end of the line.
194. Let’s get rolling.
195. We have to stand our ground.
196. It’s too close to call.
197. He is on the short list.
198. I can’t put my finger on it.
199. Time is of the essence.
200. It is what it is.