Alright, here are 60 crispy potato chip puns:
1. Have a chip-tastic day!
2. I’m feeling chipper.
3. Don’t be salty.
4. That’s so chip-wrecking!
5. Chip happens.
6. Once you pop, you can’t stop laughing!
7. I’m all that and a bag of chips.
8. Let’s chip away at this problem.
9. Are you chip-able for love?
10. I’m chip-ping you on!
11. Keep your chin up, chip up!
12. That’s my chip-inion.
13. Don’t chip on my parade.
14. Chip, chip, hooray!
15. I have a chip on my shoulder.
16. Feeling a little crumby?
17. Let’s get this potato party started!
18. He’s the spud of the litter.
19. I’m tuber-ly obsessed.
20. You’re a real sweet potato!
21. These chips are a-peel-ing.
22. Get your potato head in the game!
23. We’re root-ing for you!
24. You’re a top potato.
25. That’s a hot potato topic.
26. Couch potato alert!
27. Spudtacular news!
28. These chips are pota-totally amazing.
29. Just keep chip-ping.
30. Don’t be a chip off the old block.
31. I’m chip-er than usual.
32. These chips are kettle-ly awesome.
33. I’m sour cream and onion-tly happy.
34. This is a big dill.
35. Nacho average chip.
36. I’m ridged about my chips.
37. Let’s get crunchy!
38. Stay crisp!
39. Feeling salty and sweet.
40. Chip-peroni and cheese, please!
41. Life is batter with chips.
42. You’re my main squeeze of lemon and salt.
43. This is un-chip-lievable!
44. Don’t be a smart starch.
45. Chip, don’t kill my vibe.
46. Keep it crisptal clear.
47. I’m going on a chip-pedition.
48. This is a real chip-off.
49. The chips are down.
50. I’m feeling chip-endicular.
51. These puns are chip-tivating.
52. Let’s savor the flavor.
53. It’s crunch time!
54. You’re my chipmate.
55. Get your snack on!
56. You’re a chip star.
57. These chips are gold!
58. I’m a chipaholic.
59. Don’t chip out now!
60. I’m ready to chip in!