Okay, here are 200 puns about balls, focusing on the human (and occasionally animal) anatomy kind.
1. Having a ball!
2. These are the ballsiest moves I’ve ever seen.
3. I’m feeling a little low-energy today; guess my balls are drained.
4. Don’t be such a ball hog.
5. That’s a load off my balls.
6. He really dropped the ball on that one.
7. She’s got a lot of balls to say that.
8. That was a real kick in the balls.
9. I’m going balls to the wall.
10. He’s got a real ball and chain.
11. The party was a ball.
12. Having a ball of a time.
13. Balls in your court.
14. I’m just juggling too many balls.
15. He’s got a lot of balls in the air.
16. I feel like I’m walking on eggshells… or worse.
17. He’s got some real cojones.
18. That was a real ball buster.
19. Let’s get the ball rolling.
20. Keep your eye on the ball.
21. Don’t be a ball of anxiety.
22. This is going to be a ball ache.
23. He’s got a big pair.
24. Quit being such a nut.
25. He’s a hard nut to crack.
26. I’m going nuts!
27. Feeling a little nutty today.
28. She’s got a lot of spunk.
29. He’s got a lot of seed money.
30. I’m feeling fertile.
31. What a fruitful endeavor.
32. Don’t get your balls in a twist.
33. He’s the top seed.
34. He’s sown the seeds of his own destruction.
35. He’s a nutcase.
36. Life’s a gamble.
37. He’s got some real grit.
38. That requires real testicular fortitude.
39. Don’t be chicken.
40. You’ve got to have some balls to do that.
41. He’s got some real stones.
42. It’s time to man up.
43. I’m shooting blanks today.
44. He’s got a lot of potential.
45. He’s a real go-getter.
46. He’s got a lot of drive.
47. I’m feeling drained.
48. He’s got a lot of stamina.
49. I’m feeling energized.
50. He’s a real powerhouse.
51. Don’t be a pushover.
52. He’s a real alpha male.
53. He’s a beta male.
54. He’s a real stud.
55. I’m feeling virile.
56. He’s a real man’s man.
57. He’s got a lot of testosterone.
58. He’s feeling hormonal.
59. He’s in his prime.
60. He’s past his prime.
61. He’s a late bloomer.
62. He’s a real hunk.
63. He’s a beefcake.
64. He’s a manimal.
65. He’s a real catch.
66. He’s a real player.
67. He’s got a lot of game.
68. He’s a smooth operator.
69. He’s got the swagger.
70. He’s oozing confidence.
71. He’s feeling pumped.
72. He’s jacked.
73. He’s ripped.
74. He’s shredded.
75. He’s got a six-pack.
76. He’s got a beer belly.
77. He’s a couch potato.
78. He’s a real slob.
79. He’s a real pig.
80. He’s a dirty old man.
81. He’s a pervert.
82. He’s a creep.
83. He’s a weirdo.
84. He’s a freak.
85. He’s a loser.
86. He’s a failure.
87. He’s a bum.
88. He’s a deadbeat.
89. He’s a waste of space.
90. He’s a disgrace.
91. He’s a disappointment.
92. He’s a nobody.
93. He’s a zero.
94. He’s a nothing.
95. He’s a gone-er.
96. He’s a goner.
97. He’s a has-been.
98. He’s a relic.
99. He’s an antique.
100. He’s old news.
101. He’s yesterday’s news.
102. He’s so last year.
103. He’s out of date.
104. He’s obsolete.
105. He’s irrelevant.
106. He’s insignificant.
107. He’s meaningless.
108. He’s worthless.
109. He’s useless.
110. He’s expendable.
111. He’s disposable.
112. He’s replaceable.
113. He’s interchangeable.
114. He’s anonymous.
115. He’s forgotten.
116. He’s ignored.
117. He’s overlooked.
118. He’s underestimated.
119. He’s undervalued.
120. He’s underappreciated.
121. He’s underrated.
122. He’s unsung.
123. He’s unknown.
124. He’s obscure.
125. He’s hidden.
126. He’s concealed.
127. He’s buried.
128. He’s lost.
129. He’s vanished.
130. He’s disappeared.
131. He’s gone.
132. He’s no more.
133. He’s deceased.
134. He’s departed.
135. He’s passed away.
136. He’s expired.
137. He’s no longer with us.
138. He’s pushing up daisies.
139. He’s sleeping with the fishes.
140. He’s worm food.
141. He’s toast.
142. He’s history.
143. He’s kaput.
144. He’s finished.
145. He’s done for.
146. He’s doomed.
147. He’s cursed.
148. He’s jinxed.
149. He’s hexed.
150. He’s snakebit.
151. He’s unlucky.
152. He’s cursed.
153. He’s fated.
154. He’s destined.
155. He’s preordained.
156. He’s foreordained.
157. He’s inevitable.
158. He’s unavoidable.
159. He’s inescapable.
160. He’s certain.
161. He’s sure.
162. He’s guaranteed.
163. He’s assured.
164. He’s inevitable.
165. He’s going to happen.
166. He’s on his way.
167. He’s coming.
168. He’s arriving.
169. He’s here.
170. He’s present.
171. He’s accounted for.
172. He’s available.
173. He’s accessible.
174. He’s attainable.
175. He’s reachable.
176. He’s achievable.
177. He’s possible.
178. He’s probable.
179. He’s likely.
180. He’s apt.
181. He’s prone.
182. He’s susceptible.
183. He’s vulnerable.
184. He’s exposed.
185. He’s naked.
186. He’s bare.
187. He’s uncovered.
188. He’s revealed.
189. He’s disclosed.
190. He’s divulged.
191. He’s admitted.
192. He’s confessed.
193. He’s owned up.
194. He’s taken responsibility.
195. He’s accountable.
196. He’s liable.
197. He’s responsible.
198. He’s obligated.
199. He’s committed.
200. He’s all in!