Okay, here are 100 blood-related puns for your blog, keeping them realistic to human blood and without explanations:
1. I have a bloody good feeling about this.
2. Don’t be so vein, it’s just a blood test.
3. I’m always rooting for the underdogs, in my blood type of way.
4. He’s got a real sanguine personality.
5. Stop hemorrhaging my time!
6. I’m drawn to you, like blood to a vampire.
7. This blood drive is a real lifesaver.
8. That joke really made my blood boil.
9. Having a rare blood type is a real pain in the artery.
10. I’m just trying to get my daily iron intake.
11. Don’t be a clot, come to the party.
12. He’s always trying to bleed me dry.
13. I’m feeling a bit anemic today.
14. Let’s not get bogged down in the platelets.
15. She’s always had royal blood.
16. I’m red-y to go!
17. He’s got blood on his hands.
18. That’s a bloody good idea.
19. My blood sugar is crashing.
20. I need a blood transfusion of energy.
21. I’m plasma be somewhere else.
22. This is a bloody mess.
23. I’m trying to stay positive, blood-wise.
24. Don’t get your hemoglobin in a twist.
25. I’m feeling like a red blood cell in a white blood cell world.
26. Let’s circulate some gossip.
27. He’s got a strong bloodline.
28. I’m blood-y tired.
29. Let’s raise some blood money.
30. Don’t burst a blood vessel.
31. He’s bleeding heart liberal.
32. Blood, sweat, and tears went into this.
33. I’m in my prime, blood-wise.
34. He is of noble blood.
35. My body is mostly blood, sweat and sarcasm.
36. She’s got a real bloodlust for success.
37. Don’t be a bloodsucker.
38. This situation is really draining.
39. I need a blood detox.
40. My blood pressure is through the roof.
41. This is a blood oath.
42. I’m giving it my all, blood and guts.
43. Let’s go on a blood moonlit walk.
44. That comment was a real bleeder.
45. I have a blood feud with the thermostat.
46. I’m feeling the blood rush.
47. I’m feeling a bit bloody awful.
48. Time for a blood sacrifice to the gods of productivity.
49. I feel faint, must be the blood loss.
50. I was expecting a Bloody Mary, but okay.
51. Let’s not get our blood boiling over that.
52. He has blood relations.
53. My blood’s running cold.
54. Let’s get to the heart of the matter, blood related.
55. This day’s a bloodbath.
56. Let’s see your blood work.
57. I’ll donate blood just for the juice.
58. I’m just pumping iron.
59. He’s thicker than blood.
60. That’s a bloody outrage.
61. This blood orange is divine.
62. You gotta see the blood and guts of this movie!
63. Time to cleanse my blood.
64. His blood runs cold.
65. Let’s not be so quick to draw blood.
66. You’re my blood brother.
67. Don’t get blood on my carpet.
68. My blood is 98.6% coffee.
69. That’s a blood good deal.
70. I have a nose bleed, it’s a blood tsunami!
71. I’m not afraid of blood!
72. Blood is thicker than water, but not coffee.
73. This red velvet cake is a blood delicious.
74. My blood vessels are clogged with stress.
75. Time for a blood ritual.
76. Let’s not be bloodthirsty.
77. He is a bloodsucking lawyer!
78. I’m ready to give my blood, sweat and tears.
79. That’s a bloody shame.
80. He runs blood drives as a hobby.
81. I’m going to donate blood at the blood bank.
82. No need to cry over spilled blood.
83. He’s got a nose for blood.
84. I need to get my blood flowing.
85. Don’t strain a blood vessel!
86. The blood is on your hands!
87. My blood is made up of 90% caffeine.
88. Is it blood or ketchup?
89. I’m feeling a little bloodcurdling.
90. A blood test is really important.
91. I need a blood thinner.
92. You have a blood contract.
93. Don’t let your blood pressure rise.
94. My bloodline is strong.
95. This is like pulling teeth, it’s bloody difficult.
96. Let’s make a blood pact.
97. My blood alcohol level is at a solid zero.
98. A little blood is all part of the game.
99. The price of blood must be paid.
100. The blood is the life.