Okay, here are 150 puns about death, focused on realistic human experiences:
1. I’m dying to tell you this joke.
2. Death is a grave matter.
3. He’s lost for words, permanently.
4. She’s pushing up daisies, literally.
5. Having a killer of a time.
6. Life can be so morbid sometimes.
7. That’s the dead end of the story.
8. He’s coffin up a lung.
9. I’m just bone-tired.
10. Talk about a grave situation.
11. He really bit the dust.
12. I’m feeling dead inside.
13. My patience is six feet under.
14. She went to meet her maker.
15. That joke was killer.
16. I’m just winging it until I die.
17. My dreams are dead and buried.
18. He was dead set on doing that.
19. She had a bone to pick with him.
20. Dying to know what happens next.
21. Don’t worry, be happy… eventually.
22. I have grave concerns.
23. He was a shell of his former self.
24. It’s a dead giveaway.
25. He’s six feet closer to the punchline.
26. Let’s bury the hatchet.
27. Dead tired of this conversation.
28. I’m just trying to stay alive.
29. Time to face the grim reaper.
30. Don’t take life for granite.
31. Working myself to death.
32. He’s kicking the bucket list.
33. I’m feeling tomb-y.
34. She’s just playing dead.
35. My social life is dead.
36. Life is a terminal illness.
37. He’s pushing up the conversation.
38. Dead serious about this.
39. I’m at my wit’s end.
40. Talk about a soul-crushing job.
41. He’s dead wrong.
42. My sense of humor is dying.
43. Don’t go there, it’s a graveyard of ideas.
44. This weather is deadly.
45. I’m living on borrowed time.
46. That’s a grave mistake.
47. He’s in a better place, probably.
48. She’s dying for attention.
49. He’s just a deadbeat.
50. Life’s a funeral and I’m the caterer.
51. Dead air during the meeting.
52. This coffee is death.
53. He’s a dead loss.
54. I’m drawing a blank tombstone.
55. Don’t be such a stiff.
56. That silence was deafening, then terminal.
57. He’s at peace, finally.
58. This party is dead.
59. Don’t be a bonehead.
60. Life is short, and then you die.
61. It was a grave disappointment.
62. I’m dying of laughter.
63. Let’s put this to rest.
64. He’s gone to a better place, hopefully with WiFi.
65. That was the kiss of death.
66. I’m ready to meet my end.
67. He’s got one foot in the grave.
68. This is the end of the line.
69. She’s haunting my dreams.
70. A chilling thought.
71. I’m running on fumes and a prayer.
72. He’s as good as dead.
73. This is a dead-end job.
74. Talk about being mortified.
75. My bank account is dying.
76. He’s biting the big one.
77. I’m feeling like death warmed over.
78. The suspense is killing me.
79. He croaked.
80. That show is dying a slow death.
81. She’s a gone girl.
82. He’s staring death in the face.
83. I’m feeling a little grave today.
84. That’s a dead horse.
85. My phone battery is dead.
86. Time to face the music, and the afterlife.
87. It’s all downhill from here.
88. She’s always dying to be right.
89. Talk about a skeleton crew.
90. I’m feeling like a zombie.
91. That’s a graveyard of ideas.
92. He’s gone but not forgotten.
93. Dead silence in the room.
94. Life is a gamble, then you cash out.
95. He’s a dead ringer.
96. My career is on its deathbed.
97. Let’s rest in pieces.
98. Living life on the edge of my coffin.
99. He’s just a dead weight.
100. My love life is deceased.
101. I’m just barely alive.
102. She’s always dying for drama.
103. That’s the death of me.
104. This heat is killing me.
105. Don’t be a deadbeat dad.
106. Let sleeping dogs lie, eternally.
107. That’s a deadly sin.
108. He’s dying to go to that concert.
109. I’m so over this tomb.
110. The cat’s dead.
111. This meeting is deadly boring.
112. Just waiting for my expiration date.
113. My patience died a long time ago.
114. Talk about being graveyard shift.
115. He’s a dead man walking.
116. This town is dead.
117. That’s a fate worse than death.
118. I’m dying to see her again.
119. Just another day in my burial ground.
120. He’s a cold-blooded killer.
121. This is a dead end.
122. Waiting for the end of times.
123. He’s a dead shot.
124. She’s living like there’s no tomorrow, but there is no tomorrow.
125. My hopes and dreams were buried today.
126. What a coffin break!
127. He’s at his final resting place.
128. My car is on its last leg.
129. It’s the end of the road.
130. He’s a dead giveaway.
131. She has skeletons in her closet.
132. I’m dead broke.
133. That’s a killer deal.
134. Waiting for my last breath.
135. He’s a deadbeat boyfriend.
136. Life’s a terminal game.
137. She’s lost to the ages.
138. I’m dying to go home.
139. He’s dead as a doornail.
140. This conversation is killing me slowly.
141. He’s gone to the great beyond.
142. I’m afraid of the unknown, but I’ll face it eventually.
143. He’s a graveyard keeper.
144. Life’s like a box of chocolates…then you die.
145. I’m just trying to survive.
146. He’s a dead-end story.
147. She’s dying from this sickness.
148. I’m having a grave-ly good time.
149. This is a mortifying experience.
150. I’m ready for the afterlife party.