40+ Knee Puns That Will Make You Laugh

1. I’ve got a really bad knee; it’s been *knead*ing some serious attention.
2. My knee’s feeling a little *knees-y* today.
3. Don’t be such a *kneecap*; lighten up!
4. I’m *knee-deep* in trouble.
5. My knee hurts so much, it’s *patella-ble*.
6. I had a *knee-gative* experience at the doctor’s.
7. I’m feeling *knee-dless* to say this, but I’m in pain.
8. This knee injury is really *bow-legged*.
9. My knee’s acting up; it’s got a *cartilage-ian* problem.
10. I think my knee is *joint-ing* forces with my other knee.
11. Feeling *knee-tastic* after that run.
12. This new knee brace is *knee-ce*.
13. My knee is *meniscus-ly* improving.
14. I’m *knee-ver* going to run a marathon again.
15. That fall really *bent* my knee.
16. My knee is *in-knee-dible* right now.
17. I need a *knee-w* replacement.
18. This knee pain is *un-bear-able*.
19. My knee’s been acting *jointly* awful.
20. I’m *knee-ding* a stronger brace.
21. I’m *knee-tastic* after my physical therapy.
22. My knee feels *pathetically* bad.
23. I *knee-d* more sleep.
24. My knee’s getting *better by the knee*.
25. My knee problem is *legitimate*.
26. I gave my knee a *pat* on the back.
27. I’m *knee-deep* in debt after all those doctor bills.
28. My knee is a real *pain in the kneecap*.
29. That was a *knee-slapper* of a joke.
30. I’m *knee-ding* a vacation.
31. I hope my knee heals *swiftly*.
32. My knee is *quad-ruined*.
33. My knee is *limping* along.
34. This new cream is a *knee-saver*.
35. My knee is *really femur-ious* right now.
36. I’m *knee-ver* giving up on this treatment.
37. My knee is *tibialy* wrecked.
38. My knee’s been feeling quite *patellarly* dreadful.
39. That was a *knee-breaker* of a workout.
40. I’m *knees-y* about the prognosis.
41. My doctor said my knee is *in-flamed*.
42. I’m *knee-tastically* happy it’s healing.

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