Alright, here are 100 onion puns for your blog!
1. I’m really peeling the pressure lately.
2. Don’t get me started, I’m layered with issues.
3. I’m trying to be a more shallot-conscious person.
4. I find onions a-peel-ing.
5. This is just one layer of my personality.
6. I’m trying to grow as a person.
7. I have so many layers of emotions.
8. I’m an onion-believer.
9. I’m not crying, you’re crying!
10. I needed a good cry, so I chopped an onion.
11. I have a thick skin.
12. I have so many layers to discover.
13. I’m an onion-tellectual.
14. I’m feeling quite bold and pungent today.
15. Let’s try and be civil.
16. I’m not one to mince words.
17. I’m trying to have a shallot more patience.
18. I’m feeling raw today.
19. Let’s try not to get too heated.
20. I’m an onion-gineer, always building up layers.
21. I have layers of protection.
22. I onion-ly want the best for you.
23. I’m peeling fantastic!
24. I’m always peeling back the truth.
25. I’m trying to be a shallot kinder.
26. I’m an onion-thusiast.
27. I’m trying to de-layer my life.
28. This situation is getting onion-trollable.
29. I feel like I’m coming un-peeled.
30. It’s just one layer at a time.
31. I’m feeling a little dicey today.
32. I’m feeling a little chopped.
33. It’s time to peel it real.
34. Don’t be afraid to cry sometimes.
35. I’m onion-derful, just the way I am.
36. I needed to let it all out.
37. Feeling a bit pungent today.
38. Onions make me teary-eyed with joy.
39. I’m an onion-preneur.
40. Let’s root for each other.
41. I’m just trying to get to the root of the problem.
42. I have a layered understanding of this.
43. I’m trying to stay grounded.
44. I’m feeling a bit bulbous today.
45. I’m trying to be an onion-fluencer.
46. I’m peeling like a million bucks.
47. I’m an onion-vative thinker.
48. It’s all about adding flavor to life.
49. This is an onion-forgettable experience.
50. I’m an onion-ginal.
51. Let’s celebrate our layers.
52. I’m trying to be a shallot more positive.
53. I’m an onion-conditional friend.
54. I’m peeling the good vibes.
55. Feeling an onion-ction to this.
56. I’m an onion-spiring person.
57. I’m peeling the love.
58. Just taking things one layer at a time.
59. I’m an onion-stoppable force.
60. I’m trying to be a shallot less sensitive.
61. I’m peeling the energy.
62. Let’s enjoy the onion-ment.
63. I’m an onion-credible human.
64. I’m peeling the wisdom.
65. Trying to stay onion-telligent.
66. I’m feeling an onion-gency.
67. I’m peeling the passion.
68. Onions are my comfort food.
69. I’m an onion-tellectual.
70. I’m peeling the optimism.
71. I’m trying to be a shallot more resilient.
72. I’m an onion-dorably myself.
73. I’m peeling the creativity.
74. Just trying to stay onion-der control.
75. I’m feeling the onion-tensity.
76. I’m peeling the excitement.
77. I’m an onion-believable friend.
78. I’m peeling the happiness.
79. Trying to stay onion-formative.
80. I’m an onion-courageous soul.
81. I’m peeling the strength.
82. I’m an onion-defiable character.
83. I’m peeling the humor.
84. I’m an onion-fathomable mystery.
85. I’m peeling the truth.
86. I’m an onion-timate friend.
87. I’m peeling the kindness.
88. I’m an onion-valuable companion.
89. I’m peeling the joy.
90. I’m an onion-yielding person.
91. I’m peeling the peace.
92. I’m an onion-zany individual.
93. I’m peeling the hope.
94. Onions never leaf me hanging.
95. Feeling onion-imaginable.
96. I’m an onion-worthy person.
97. I’m peeling the energy.
98. I’m feeling a little shallot-ish.
99. Onions make me see the world through rose-colored cry-resistant glasses.
100. I’m an onion-forgettable friend.