Alright, here are 100 pea puns for your blog:
1. I’m feeling pea-culiar today.
2. Have a pea-ceful day!
3. I need some pea-nut butter for this sandwich.
4. Let’s give pea-ce a chance.
5. That movie was pea-tiful!
6. I’m pea-titioning for more vacation time.
7. Don’t be so im-pea-tient!
8. It’s all relative to the pea-r group.
9. I’m pea-rfectly fine, thanks.
10. He’s a true pea-rot in the garden.
11. I have a pea-ty party planned for tonight.
12. I hope they find a pea-rmanent solution.
13. She’s pea-rsevering through the tough times.
14. I’m pea-nalized for being late.
15. That was a pea-nalty for bad behavior.
16. I’m pea-rusing the menu.
17. I’m pea-rsuaded to try the soup.
18. I’m pea-rplexed by the directions.
19. I’m pea-king to get to the top!
20. These prices are pea-king my interest!
21. The joke was am-pea-sing.
22. He’s pea-forming his best.
23. I’m pea-ning a letter to the editor.
24. I’m not a-pea-sed by that attitude.
25. He was always a-pea-ling to others.
26. This job is a-pea-ling to me.
27. What a pea-triotic display!
28. That was a pea-culiar situation.
29. He’s a pea-ce officer.
30. He always kept the pea-ce.
31. I’m having a pea-r-reviewed article published.
32. I’m pea-trified of spiders!
33. That was a pea-tiful sunset.
34. He’s pea-rfuming the air with his cologne.
35. It’s the pea-rfect moment.
36. I’m pea-rched on the edge of my seat.
37. My cat is always pea-ping through the window.
38. What a pea-r of shoes!
39. I’m just pea-king around the corner.
40. Let’s split pea.
41. I can pea-form this task.
42. It’s just a pea-sized amount.
43. I’m feeling pea-ky.
44. I’m pea-ning for those days.
45. That’s a pea-ripheral issue.
46. Let’s pea-tition the government.
47. I’m pea-rplexed by this puzzle.
48. I’m pea-rsistent in my goals.
49. I’m pea-nelized for being late.
50. I’m pea-king to my doctor about my health.
51. I’m pea-ning my feelings in my journal.
52. I’m pea-rusing the internet for information.
53. I’m pea-ting around the bush.
54. I’m feeling pea-tiful today.
55. I’m pea-rusing the library.
56. He’s pea-king out the window.
57. I’m going to split, pea-ce out!
58. I’m pea-king at my best.
59. I need a pea-riodical check-up.
60. I’m pea-daling my bicycle.
61. I’m pea-rfecting my craft.
62. I’m pea-ling an apple.
63. I’m pea-ling the wood.
64. I’m pea-ting my head against the wall.
65. Let’s pea-r up!
66. He needs to pea-y his dues.
67. I need to pea-y attention in class.
68. That’s pea-nal servitude.
69. I need a pea-r of hands.
70. I need a pea-r of eyes on this.
71. He’s just a pea-on in this game.
72. I pea-mise you.
73. What’s your pea-rpose here?
74. He’s a pea-rless leader.
75. I’m writing a pea-m.
76. It was pea-fect timing.
77. I’m pea-king up the pieces.
78. She has a pea-tacular voice.
79. I pea-med down the road.
80. I pea-ved the way.
81. The band is doing a pea-formance.
82. I’m going to pea-secute you!
83. I’m pea-dicting a good harvest.
84. I’m going to pea-severe.
85. I’m pea-rplexed by this situation.
86. They pea-raded through the streets.
87. He’s a pea-chant for writing.
88. I’m pea-paring for the worst.
89. That was pea-r pressure.
90. I’m pea-fectly capable.
91. Let’s all try to live in pea-ce.
92. I’m not feeling pea-ky today.
93. He’s pea-ling an orange.
94. I’m pea-king through the blinds.
95. Everything is just pea-chy.
96. Have pea-tience.
97. You need to pea-form better.
98. I’ll pea-r down this report.
99. Just stay pea-ceful.
100. Stop im-pea-ding me!