Okay, here are 60 puns about shorts, guaranteed to be short and sweet:
**General Shorts Puns:**
1. Wearing shorts is a short-cut to summer fun.
2. I’m short on ideas, but long on puns about shorts!
3. Let’s keep this short and sweet: wear shorts.
4. Life is too short to wear boring clothes, especially shorts!
5. Shorts are my comfort zone.
6. Having a short memory? Just remember to wear shorts!
7. Shorts are a *short* story in style.
8. These puns might be *short* lived, but they’re fun.
9. I’m a *short* distance runner when it comes to pants.
10. Shorts give you a *short* fuse for cold weather.
11. Feeling *short* tempered today? Put on some shorts!
12. I’m *short* changing myself if I wear pants in summer.
13. Don’t be *short* sighted, the sun is out!
**Specific Types of Shorts:**
14. Cargo shorts? I’m *carrying* on a tradition!
15. Yoga shorts? I’m always up for a *stretch* of comfort.
16. Jean shorts? Talk about a *cut-off* for the ages.
17. Gym shorts? Time to *work out* my fashion choices.
18. Running shorts? I’m *racing* to get comfortable.
19. Swim shorts? Let’s make a *splash*!
20. These shorts are *board*-erline stylish (board shorts).
21. Wearing board shorts? Ready to *surf* the web…for more shorts.
22. My swim trunks are *knot* too tight.
23. My cut-offs are *shear* brilliance.
**Shorts and Weather Puns:**
24. Shorts weather? I’m *all in*!
25. It’s *short* notice, but it’s shorts weather!
26. This heat is *short-lived* once I put on shorts.
27. The forecast is *short* and sunny.
28. I’m *short*-circuiting because it’s so hot, gotta wear shorts!
**Shorts and Activity Puns:**
29. Going on a hike? Shorts are the *trail* blazer.
30. Playing sports in shorts? A *winning* combination!
31. Gardening in shorts? Time to *grow* some comfort.
32. Just *hanging* out in my shorts.
33. These shorts are *up to the task* for any activity.
34. Time to *kick back* and relax in my favorite shorts.
**Shorts and Confidence Puns:**
35. I’m *shorts* to say, I look good in these!
36. Feeling *short* and sassy today!
37. Wearing shorts gives me a *leg up* on style.
38. Don’t be *short* on confidence, rock those shorts!
39. Ready to make a *short* statement?
40. Feeling *short* of amazing today? Shorts will fix that!
**Puns using “Short” as a Descriptor:**
41. This vacation is too *short*, I need to wear my shorts longer!
42. Don’t be *short* with me, I’m wearing my happy shorts.
43. Life’s too *short* to wear pants.
44. My patience is *short* when it comes to pants in summer.
45. I’m *short* tempered when I’m too hot, bring on the shorts.
46. Don’t be *short* on time, go buy some shorts!
47. I’m *short* circuiting from the heat, gotta wear shorts!
**Shorts and Body Part Puns:**
48. My legs are *short* stories in themselves… especially in shorts!
49. I’m *legally* required to wear shorts in this heat (okay, maybe not).
50. Got my *knees* in the breeze.
51. *Calf*-ing myself in shorts today!
**Other Wordplay Puns:**
52. Shorts are the answer, what was the question?
53. Shorts: The only *shortage* I approve of.
54. Feeling *hem*-med in? Wear shorts!
55. I’m a *short-staffed* fashion expert (because I only wear shorts).
56. Wearing shorts is my *sole* purpose.
57. Shorts are my *bottom* line.
58. Shorts are *sew* comfortable!
59. I’m *reel*-y happy to be wearing shorts. (Fishing shorts)
60. Shorts weather is the *key* to my happiness.
I hope these puns are exactly what you were looking for! Enjoy!