Okay, here are 100 puns about the cold weather, suitable for humans to experience:
1. I think my car’s feeling a little under the weather, must have caught a cold.
2. This weather is snow joke.
3. I’m feeling a bit frost-nippy today.
4. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my ex’s heart.
5. Let’s give winter a warm welcome, it seems ice to meet you.
6. Having a cool time even though it’s freezing.
7. I need to chill out inside; I’m snow over being out here.
8. I’m trying to be positive, but this weather is really testing my chill.
9. I have a jacket for you, but there may be some strings attached.
10. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my coffee.
11. I feel ice-olated with this weather.
12. This weather is absolutely ice-screaming for a warm blanket.
13. I’m not a fan of the cold, but I’m trying to remain cool.
14. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my bank account.
15. My body is telling me “brrr.”
16. This weather is really ice-olating me.
17. Let’s just say I’m not a fan of the freeze-on.
18. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my pizza.
19. It’s snow secret that I hate winter.
20. Let’s just chill out and watch a movie.
21. This weather has me feeling a bit ice-olated.
22. I’m in a real flurry to get home.
23. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my feet.
24. This weather is leaving me feeling a little frost-bitten.
25. It’s snow use complaining about the weather.
26. This weather is making me feel like I’m in a winter wonder-landfill.
27. I’m just trying to remain cool in this weather.
28. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my soup.
29. I’m feeling like I’m stuck in a blizzard of emotions.
30. This weather is snow laughing matter.
31. I’m having a flurry good time… staying inside.
32. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my tea.
33. This weather is giving me the chills.
34. Time to go hibernate.
35. The cold never bothered me anyway… said no one ever.
36. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my sandwich.
37. I’m not really a winter person, I’m more of a summer kind of guy.
38. This weather is making me want to find a good book to read.
39. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my cereal.
40. I’m ready to just chill out.
41. This weather is really ice-olation inducing.
42. I’m trying to keep my spirits high, despite the snow mood.
43. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my salad.
44. Winter is coming… and I’m not ready for its reign.
45. Let’s just get some hot cocoa and chill.
46. This weather has me feeling absolutely snow-verwhelmed.
47. The forecast is looking ice-y.
48. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my smoothie.
49. I’m waiting for it to be summer, and I’ll say snow more to winter.
50. This weather is driving me to drink hot cocoa.
51. Don’t let the weather frost-trate you.
52. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my water.
53. This cold has me absolutely chilling.
54. It’s a chilling forecast.
55. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my grapes.
56. It’s snow problem, I can handle this weather… from inside.
57. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my juice.
58. I’m feeling frosty towards going outside.
59. It’s a cold day in the office.
60. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my yogurt.
61. Feeling a bit under the weather today.
62. This weather is really making me feel like I’m living in an ice castle.
63. Feeling like an ice cube, send warmth.
64. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my pudding.
65. I feel a cold coming on.
66. This weather is leaving me frozen in place.
67. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my applesauce.
68. I’m really just chilling at home.
69. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my Jell-O.
70. It’s a cold brew kind of day… because I’m already freezing.
71. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my pasta.
72. This weather just doesn’t suit me.
73. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my bread.
74. I’m feeling winter blues today.
75. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my cake.
76. I’m feeling like a popsicle.
77. This weather is making me want to hibernate.
78. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my pie.
79. I’m iced out.
80. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my donut.
81. Is it summer yet?
82. This weather is leaving me cold hearted.
83. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my muffin.
84. I’m really feeling ice-olated from the world.
85. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my croissant.
86. I’m just trying to keep myself from being a frozen asset.
87. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my cookie.
88. Feeling like an ice queen.
89. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my brownie.
90. It is a bit crisp out here.
91. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my ice cream.
92. I’m feeling a bit snow-cial.
93. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my frozen yogurt.
94. My toes are frost-bitten.
95. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my milkshake.
96. I’m frozen stiff.
97. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my smoothie.
98. Can’t get enough heat!
99. I’m not sure what’s colder, the weather or my frappuccino.
100. It’s a cold hard truth that winter is here.