Okay, here are 150 tongue-in-cheek puns for your blog, all related to human tongues:
1. Having a lisp is a real tongue twister.
2. I’m trying to learn a new language, but I’m tongue-tied.
3. Don’t bite your tongue, say what you mean.
4. I’ve got a taste for adventure, tongue and all.
5. That joke was so bad, it left a bad taste in my mouth.
6. My tongue is always ready for a lick of excitement.
7. I’m fluent in sarcasm, it’s my mother tongue.
8. I’m tongue-in-cheek about most things.
9. He has a silver tongue.
10. I find the concept of tongues fascinating, frankly.
11. My first language is probably Tongue-lish.
12. Don’t get your tongue in a knot.
13. Some foods have a tongue-tickling flavor.
14. I’m a connoisseur of tongue-shaped candies.
15. That was a slip of the tongue, I swear!
16. Be careful what you say; words can be tongue-sniperous.
17. Don’t be so tongue-tied, just ask them out.
18. I’m having a tongue-tastic day!
19. I had to hold my tongue.
20. Let’s just agree to disagree. It saves a lot of tongue-lashing.
21. I put my foot in my mouth and now I can’t taste anything.
22. I can’t find my chapstick, my tongue is so sad.
23. She’s got a razor-sharp tongue.
24. Some people just can’t hold their tongues.
25. My tongue is my strongest muscle.
26. I’m fluent in sarcasm, it’s a tongue-twister of a talent.
27. Never underestimate the power of the tongue.
28. I put my heart and tongue into that.
29. You’ve got me lost for words… and tongue.
30. I have a tongue for every occasion.
31. Let’s not get tongue-tied about the details.
32. That’s a tongue-ful situation.
33. She gives the best tongue massages.
34. I’ll give you a piece of my tongue.
35. Watch out for the silent, but deadly, tongue.
36. Don’t give me any tongue.
37. My tongue has no filter.
38. I’ve got a tongue for all things spicy.
39. My tongue is my taste tester, and also a good conversationalist.
40. I was born with a silver tongue, but I lost the polishing kit.
41. I always put my best tongue forward.
42. I’m on the tip of your tongue.
43. My words are my tongue.
44. My tongue is my wand.
45. Don’t bite my tongue off.
46. You’ll understand, tongue in time.
47. I need tongue support.
48. Keep a firm tongue.
49. My tongue is on vacation.
50. Please, hold your tongue.
51. That rumor has a lot of tongues wagging.
52. I can read your tongue.
53. Let’s speak the same tongue.
54. Don’t be a smart tongue.
55. I’m a master of tongue fu.
56. I’ve always been a fan of tongues.
57. A watched pot never gets its tongue stuck.
58. The early bird gets the tongue.
59. My tongue is my weapon.
60. Be true to your tongue.
61. Don’t be afraid to use your tongue.
62. My tongue is in the right place at the right time.
63. That’s just the tip of the tongue.
64. I’m just trying to find my tongue.
65. Get off my tongue!
66. My tongue has its own mind.
67. Use your tongue wisely.
68. I can’t believe what I’m hearing! This is a tongue-spiracy!
69. I’m just here for the tongue-versation.
70. My tongue is a powerful tool.
71. Be nice to your tongue.
72. Is that your tongue?
73. I lost my train of thought, and now I can’t find my tongue.
74. That joke really got my tongue wagging.
75. My tongue is my guide.
76. Let your tongue do the talking.
77. If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything with your tongue.
78. My tongue is in love.
79. I’m bilingual, but my tongue only speaks sarcasm.
80. Actions speak louder than tongues.
81. I’m always tongue-and-cheek.
82. That’s a hard pill for my tongue to swallow.
83. My tongue is a work of art.
84. It’s written all over my tongue.
85. He has a forked tongue.
86. That’s the truth, tongue or consequences!
87. My tongue is an open book.
88. A bird in the hand is worth two in the tongue.
89. My tongue is a wild child.
90. My conscience is my tongue.
91. She’s a real chatter-tongue.
92. I’m a firm believer in the power of the tongue.
93. The pen is mightier than the tongue.
94. My tongue is my compass.
95. He’s quick-tongued.
96. I put my tongue to the test.
97. I have a lot of tongue-in-cheek remarks today.
98. Keep your tongue to yourself.
99. That’s something I can’t put into tongues.
100. He’s all tongue and no action.
101. My tongue is my translator.
102. My tongue is on fire!
103. Better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all tongue.
104. I’m always up for a good tongue twister.
105. He has a wagging tongue.
106. My tongue is my taste bud’s best friend.
107. My tongue is tied to my heart.
108. My tongue is a natural storyteller.
109. Don’t let your tongue run wild.
110. I’m at a loss for tongues.
111. Let’s cut to the tongue.
112. I’ve got a bit of tongue in my beard.
113. My tongue is a secret weapon.
114. He speaks with a forked tongue.
115. Put a tongue in it.
116. My tongue is my personal trainer.
117. He has a sharp tongue.
118. Don’t let your tongue get you into trouble.
119. I’m feeling a little tongue-shy today.
120. I’ve got a sweet tongue.
121. I’m trying to develop my tongue.
122. You need to let your tongue loose.
123. I can’t keep my tongue to myself.
124. I’ve got to keep my tongue sharp.
125. I’ve got a heart of gold and a tongue of silver.
126. My tongue gets me into trouble.
127. My tongue needs a hug.
128. The devil made me use my tongue.
129. That’s a tongue-worthy accomplishment.
130. My tongue is my personal critic.
131. My tongue is always hungry.
132. I can tell you anything with my tongue.
133. My tongue is my muse.
134. My tongue is my map.
135. My tongue is full of surprises.
136. The best tongue is a quiet tongue.
137. My tongue is my superhero.
138. I’m trying to get a handle on my tongue.
139. I wish I had a mute button for my tongue.
140. My tongue has a mind of its own.
141. I’m trying to take control of my tongue.
142. I’m just trying to find the right tongue.
143. My tongue is my personal diary.
144. You should get your tongue checked.
145. I’ve got a good tongue to tell.
146. My tongue is very flexible.
147. My tongue is my connection to the world.
148. You can taste the rainbow, with a tongue.
149. My tongue is the only thing that makes me feel.
150. My tongue is a gift and a curse.