Okay, here are 150 Easter puns perfect for your blog, keeping them realistic to human situations and without explanations:
1. I’m egg-cited for Easter brunch!
2. Have an egg-cellent Easter!
3. Don’t worry, be hoppy!
4. I’m all about that Easter bunny money, honey.
5. Feeling egg-stra grateful this Easter.
6. Let’s get cracking on these Easter eggs.
7. I carrot even with all this Easter candy.
8. Have a very hoppy Easter!
9. Some bunny loves you!
10. Keep calm and hop on.
11. I’m dyeing to see your Easter outfit.
12. Let’s hope this Easter is all it’s cracked up to be.
13. I’m having a good hare day.
14. Don’t go breaking my Easter heart.
15. Egg-scuse me, is this the Easter egg hunt?
16. I’m egg-static about this long weekend.
17. Life is what you bake of it, especially Easter treats.
18. That’s all folks! Happy Easter!
19. Wishing you a basket full of blessings.
20. Seriously, I’ve got egg on my face.
21. Easter is a time for egg-stravagance.
22. You’re one hot chick!
23. I’m not yolking around about how much I love Easter.
24. I’m hunting for a good Easter deal.
25. Hope your Easter is egg-sactly what you wanted.
26. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
27. I think you are egg-ceptional!
28. Have an egg-straordinary Easter!
29. I love you a chocolate bunny bunch.
30. I’m hopping with joy.
31. Keep your sunny-side up this Easter.
32. Easter always cracks me up.
33. I’ve got a hoarding problem, especially with Easter candy.
34. Feeling egg-cellent after that Easter dinner.
35. I’m egg-hausted from all the Easter activities.
36. I’ll never egg-nore you.
37. I find you egg-ceptional.
38. You crack me up!
39. Let’s shell-ebrate Easter!
40. Hoping for some bunny to bring me chocolate.
41. Don’t worry, be hoppy.
42. I’m all about that Easter basket stuff.
43. Get your ears on, it’s Easter!
44. I’m having a hare-raising Easter.
45. Easter puns are egg-cellent.
46. No yolk, Easter is my favorite holiday.
47. You’re egg-squisite!
48. Let’s get egg-ucated about Easter.
49. Somebunny needs a nap after all this.
50. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
51. I’m egg-cited to see my family this Easter.
52. Having an egg-cellent time with friends.
53. Easter’s a time for cracking jokes.
54. I’m egg-stremely happy it’s Easter.
55. Let’s get cracking on the fun!
56. Have an egg-ceptional day.
57. You’re one tough cookie…or should I say, bunny.
58. I’m hopping mad for more chocolate.
59. Let’s hop to it and celebrate!
60. May your Easter be filled with egg-citement.
61. He’s a good egg.
62. I love this time of year, for Easter egg hunts mainly.
63. I’m egg-static for the Easter season.
64. Feeling like I’ve got egg on my face after that clumsy fall.
65. Having a hare-splitting good time.
66. Don’t be chicken, join the Easter fun!
67. Egg-scuse me, but where’s the chocolate?
68. Have an egg-cellent Easter break.
69. You make my heart hop.
70. I’m all about the Easter bunny vibes.
71. Let’s hope your Easter is egg-straspecial.
72. Don’t go bacon my heart, just give me Easter candy.
73. Egg-nore the haters, enjoy Easter!
74. I find your Easter spirit egg-celent.
75. Let’s egg-splore the wonders of Easter.
76. I’m hopping on over to your place.
77. Let’s get this Easter egg hunt cracking.
78. Have an egg-ceptional vacation.
79. You’re a good egg, always there for me.
80. I’m all ears for Easter stories.
81. Somebunny ate all the chocolate!
82. My Easter puns are egg-stremely clever.
83. Don’t worry, be egg-static.
84. I’m all about that Easter candy diet.
85. Get your bunny on and celebrate!
86. I’m having a hare-larious Easter.
87. Easter jokes crack me up every time.
88. I’m not yolking about Easter eggs.
89. You’re egg-ceptional at hiding eggs.
90. Let’s get egg-ucated on Easter traditions.
91. Some bunny is always watching me eat candy.
92. Don’t count your chocolate bunnies before they are eaten.
93. I’m egg-cited to see the Easter decorations.
94. Having an egg-cellent time dyeing eggs.
95. Easter’s a time for cracking good times.
96. Let’s hope for an egg-stra sunny Easter.
97. I’m egg-hausted, time for an Easter nap.
98. I’ll never egg-nore a chocolate bunny.
99. I find your Easter decorations egg-ceptional.
100. These Easter jokes crack me up.
101. Let’s shell-abrate a great Easter.
102. Hoping for some bunny to fill my basket.
103. I’m hopping with excitement for Easter dinner.
104. My Easter puns are egg-cellent, aren’t they?
105. I’m all about the Easter brunch spread.
106. Egg-scuse my Easter outfit, it’s still in progress.
107. I’m egg-static about this long weekend’s plans.
108. He’s a rotten egg.
109. Easter is a time for egg-stravagant desserts.
110. You’re one smart chick!
111. I’m not yolking around when I say I love Easter.
112. Hunting for the perfect Easter egg coloring kit.
113. I hope your Easter is egg-sactly how you imagined.
114. Don’t count your chocolate bunnies before you eat them.
115. I think you are egg-cellent at decorating eggs!
116. Have an egg-straordinary time with family.
117. I love you a chocolate bunny bunch!
118. I’m hopping with joy over this weather.
119. Keep your sunny-side up even with the relatives.
120. Easter always cracks me up with the family dynamic.
121. I’ve got a hoarding problem, especially with peeps.
122. Feeling egg-cellent after that Easter egg hunt win.
123. I’m egg-hausted from hiding all those eggs.
124. I’ll never egg-nore your Easter basket.
125. I find you egg-ceptional, especially with the family.
126. You crack me up, especially after a mimosa.
127. Let’s shell-ebrate Easter with the kids.
128. Hoping for some bunny to do the dishes.
129. Let’s hop to it and decorate the table!
130. May your Easter be filled with egg-cellent company.
131. He’s a good egg, always cleans up after.
132. I love this time of year, especially with the good weather.
133. I’m egg-static for the Easter games.
134. Feeling like I’ve got egg on my face at the family table.
135. Having a hare-splitting good time with the nieces.
136. Don’t be chicken, try that new egg recipe!
137. Egg-scuse me, where are the deviled eggs?
138. Have an egg-cellent time at the party.
139. You make my heart hop with joy.
140. I’m all about the Easter fashion.
141. Let’s hope your Easter is egg-straordinary this year.
142. Don’t go bacon my heart, I need that Easter ham!
143. Egg-nore the drama, enjoy the candy!
144. I find your Easter bonnet egg-cellent.
145. Let’s egg-splore the menu today.
146. I’m hopping on over for dinner now.
147. Let’s get this Easter meal cracking.
148. Have an egg-ceptional time visiting us.
149. You’re a good egg, for helping host.
150. I’m all ears for the fun today!