Okay, here are 100 Red-bellied Woodpecker puns for your blog, aimed at a human audience:
1. I’m feeling peck-uliar today.
2. That woodpecker is a real headbanger.
3. Don’t let their drumming drive you nuts!
4. He’s always hammering out a plan.
5. I’m woodpecker-ing away at this project.
6. Stop being so bird-brained!
7. He has a woody disposition.
8. They have a pecking order.
9. Don’t let them bore you with their stories.
10. He really nailed that presentation!
11. They’re always up for a little tree-tment.
12. That joke was pretty corny.
13. Feeling peckish, let’s grab a bite.
14. He’s got a real talent for drumming up support.
15. She’s always hammering home the point.
16. He Woodpecker’d my heart.
17. I find their drumming a little jarring.
18. Let’s get to the root of this problem.
19. She’s a master of nest-working.
20. I’m pining for some alone time.
21. He Woodpecker’d my heart.
22. I’m just winging it today.
23. Their drumming is always a tap-in.
24. He’s really drilling down on the details.
25. I’m on a mission to find some grain.
26. Let’s branch out and try something new.
27. They like to peck around with new ideas.
28. That woodpecker is really on the hunt.
29. He Woodpecker’d his way through college.
30. She Woodpecker’s my interest.
31. That woodpecker is so hard-headed!
32. I’m really rooting for you!
33. He’s got a real knack for finding the core issue.
34. Time to shake things up!
35. Don’t be so wooden!
36. He’s hammering out a deal.
37. Let’s go out on a limb.
38. They always seem to be pecking on my nerves.
39. She’s a real whiz with wood.
40. I Woodpecker you, I do.
41. He’s such a boor-ing person.
42. They are always tap, tap, tapping.
43. He’s always drumming up trouble.
44. Feeling a little hollow inside.
45. Need to get my thoughts un-barred.
46. I’m stumped on what to say.
47. Their drumming is a percussion discussion.
48. Always remember to be a good tree-t.
49. They Woodpecker’d their way to the top.
50. I’m a fan of the bird.
51. Don’t be such a sap!
52. Time for some tree-hab.
53. It’s hard to keep up with the beat.
54. He is a real pecker-upper.
55. His puns always hit the mark.
56. They’re always scouting for the best spots.
57. I can’t see the forest for the trees.
58. He’s always looking for a hole-istic approach.
59. He’s always up for a good tree-son.
60. This project is really grinding my gears.
61. He’s a real home-wrecker! (Of dead trees)
62. I’m in a bit of a rut.
63. Time to branch out.
64. They always know how to find the sweet spot.
65. The bird always gives a good beat.
66. I’m really feeling the rhythm.
67. Always keep an eye out for new nest-abilities.
68. Don’t let life get you down; always tree to smile.
69. He’s always digging for information.
70. Feeling a little bird-brained today.
71. I’m just a regular joe-pecker.
72. Stop pecking on me!
73. He’s always beating around the bush.
74. Time to go back to my roots.
75. Let’s raise the bar!
76. They really know how to carve out a niche.
77. I need to get out and find some nuts.
78. He is drumming up interest.
79. She’s got a good drumming style.
80. Feeling board today.
81. They’re always looking for a good seed-uation.
82. It is the best of nest times.
83. He’s always looking to tap into new resources.
84. I’m feeling all cooped up.
85. He needs to find a more fruitful hobby.
86. I’m ready to fly solo.
87. Always aim for the tree-tops!
88. Let’s get down to the wood.
89. He is truly a stand-out tree-t!
90. The bird has a great beat!
91. He is drilling with his work!
92. The bird has some real peck-appeal!
93. He’s always pecking for trouble.
94. I have a wood-erful day.
95. He lives in the heart of the wood.
96. This project is a real tree-umph!
97. His jokes are always on the nose.
98. Let’s go have some acorn-y treats!
99. I’m always up for a good branch of fun.
100. He is drumming up a storm!