Okay, here are 150 resort puns, perfect for your blog, keeping them relatable to the human experience of vacationing at a resort:
1. I’m having a resorts-piration.
2. Resort to happiness!
3. This resort is my happy plaice.
4. Having a suite time here!
5. I’m feeling resort-ed.
6. Just checking in for some sanity.
7. My stress levels are officially de-creased.
8. Living that resort life, one piña colada at a time.
9. Don’t worry, be hoppy with a resort stay.
10. I’m on a sea-nic route to relaxation.
11. You auto-matically relax at resorts.
12. Finally, a little resort-orative rest.
13. I’m all in on this resort getaway.
14. Time to seas the day!
15. I’m shore glad I booked this trip.
16. I need vitamin sea, and a resort.
17. Seas the moment, book the resort.
18. Resorting to relaxation.
19. This vacation is my soul mate.
20. I’m ready to pool-verize my stress.
21. Resorting to my happy place.
22. My happy place? It involves a resort.
23. Don’t be salty, book a resort trip!
24. This resort is fintastic.
25. I need a resort, stat!
26. Life’s a beach, enjoy the resort.
27. Shell yeah, I’m on vacation!
28. Having a whale of a time!
29. I’m hooked on resorts.
30. Feeling beachy keen at this resort.
31. This resort is o-fish-ally amazing.
32. Just trying to keep my head above water… at the pool.
33. Time flies when you’re having rum.
34. I found paradise in this resort.
35. Feeling resort-ful.
36. This resort is my kind of scene-ery.
37. The pool is my best friend.
38. I’m in de-Nile about leaving this resort.
39. I lake this place a lot.
40. Resort-ing to my best behavior.
41. Vacation mood: activated.
42. Resting my resting face at the resort.
43. This resort is my therapy.
44. I’m shore this vacation is the best.
45. My worries are washing away with the tide.
46. Just trying to beach the world record for relaxation.
47. I’m a beach bum, so what?
48. Good things come to those who book a resort.
49. Beach, please! I’m on vacation.
50. Making memories one resort at a time.
51. Sun’s out, buns out… by the pool.
52. I need a dose of vitamin resort.
53. Sandy toes, sun-kissed nose, resort glow.
54. I’m all about that resort life.
55. This resort is my jam.
56. Never met a resort I didn’t like.
57. Keep calm and resort on.
58. Resort vibes only.
59. The resort: where worries wash away.
60. I’m a resortaholic.
61. Living the sweet resort life.
62. This is my resort-tude.
63. Resorting to a happier me.
64. Book it; I’m ready for a resort!
65. This resort is my happy pill.
66. Resorting to my inner peace.
67. Seas the day at the resort!
68. Having a resorts-ful time.
69. I’m mermaid for this resort!
70. Feeling resort-able.
71. Just resort-ing to my own devices.
72. This resort is my escape route.
73. I’m living the resort dream.
74. Pool hair, don’t care.
75. Resorting to some R&R.
76. Beach hair, resort flair.
77. I’m in love with the resort life.
78. Resorting is my favorite sport.
79. This resort is simply the best!
80. Soaking up the sun and the resort vibes.
81. This resort is my happy place.
82. Resorting to paradise.
83. Life is better at the resort.
84. I’m ready for a resort-cation.
85. Making resort memories.
86. Resorting to relaxation mode.
87. I need a resort in my life.
88. Resorting to my inner beach bum.
89. This resort is my sanctuary.
90. I’m a resort enthusiast.
91. Living the resort life to the fullest.
92. I need a resort recharge.
93. Resorting is my therapy session.
94. I’m having a resort renaissance.
95. This resort is my happy hour.
96. Resorting to a better me.
97. I’m all about the resort experience.
98. I need a resort refresher.
99. Resorting is my happy place.
100. Just resort-ing to my happy place.
101. I have resting resort face.
102. Let’s get this resort-y started.
103. Keep calm and resort yourself.
104. I am in a committed relations-hip with this resort.
105. Resort-ing to great food and drinks.
106. I was resort-ed to paradise.
107. I’m having a sun of a beachy good time.
108. I’m finally getting a-shore.
109. This is my life jacket.
110. Don’t be blue, book a resort-y vacation.
111. I’m having fun, but I’m board.
112. I’m just a-boat relaxing.
113. I’m having a resort-a-riffic time!
114. I don’t want to resort to that.
115. You shore do look good relaxing.
116. My hotel has a-peel.
117. I’m feeling beachy today, resort-y tomorrow.
118. Just keep swimming laps.
119. I’m on a holiday high-way.
120. Resort-fully yours.
121. Don’t worry, resort happy.
122. This resort is off the hook.
123. Having a sand-tastic day.
124. No prob-llama at this resort.
125. This vacation is my cup of sea.
126. Aloe you vera much!
127. I’m on cloud wine.
128. I’m having a grape time!
129. Orange you glad you’re here?
130. This resort is lime yours.
131. Feeling fine-apple!
132. Melon-choly is not allowed here.
133. Have an egg-cellent stay.
134. Donut kill my vibe.
135. Feeling crumby without a resort visit.
136. Having a berry good time!
137. Let’s par-tea at the resort.
138. I am soup-er excited!
139. Just winging it at the pool.
140. You guac my world.
141. Don’t be chicken, come to the resort!
142. What a tea-riffic place!
143. Don’t be a jerk-y!
144. This place is just so-fish-ticated.
145. Sea-esta time!
146. I am waffle-y glad I came!
147. Let’s taco ’bout this resort.
148. I really relish this vacation.
149. I appreciate you berry much.
150. I love resort-ing to new destinations.