Okay, here are 100 rose puns for your blog:
1. I rose to the occasion.
2. Don’t be thorny with me.
3. I’m feeling rosy today.
4. Stop and smell the roses, or the coffee.
5. She rose above the drama.
6. He’s got rose-tinted glasses on.
7. Everything’s coming up roses!
8. Don’t be such a bud.
9. I rose from my nap.
10. Just wing it, bud.
11. You’re rose-ally awesome.
12. That’s just the stem of the matter.
13. I’m so glad we petal-ed our differences.
14. She’s a real blooming talent.
15. Feeling a little petal-ed out.
16. My patience is budding thin.
17. I rose early this morning.
18. We need to cultivate a better attitude.
19. You’ve got to let things blossom.
20. I’m rooting for you!
21. I rose to the challenge.
22. Life is a bed of roses… sometimes.
23. He’s rose to fame quickly.
24. She’s a rose among thorns.
25. I have rose-colored memories.
26. Just a thorny situation.
27. Let’s nip this in the bud.
28. I’m not lion, this is a great idea.
29. She really blossomed after college.
30. My feelings are blooming.
31. Don’t leaf me hanging!
32. I rose from the ashes.
33. It’s a rose-worthy cause.
34. You’re rose-ally the best.
35. I rose to greet them.
36. Feeling rose-y and optimistic.
37. He’s lost his bloom.
38. I rose in rank.
39. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m out of puns, how about you?
40. I feel stem-sational today!
41. Get to the root of the problem.
42. She has a rosy outlook.
43. Time to rose to the top!
44. My garden is blooming lovely.
45. He rose to power.
46. I just want to be a rose-ful person.
47. She is a late bloomer.
48. I rose in my career.
49. You’re such a sweet pea.
50. She’s got a thorny personality.
51. I rose from my seat.
52. My rose-tinted glasses are broken.
53. Feeling a little thorny today.
54. This is where my love bloomed.
55. I rose from my bed.
56. Roses are red, violets are fine, I must go water mine.
57. It was a thorny question.
58. I hope my plans come to fruition.
59. I rose from the depths.
60. Time to plant the seeds of success.
61. Feeling a bit petal-ed thin.
62. I rose to the surface.
63. I’m in my blooming prime.
64. She has rose-y cheeks.
65. It was a budding romance.
66. I rose to the bait.
67. I’m in full bloom.
68. She has blossomed into a rose.
69. I rose with the sun.
70. Roses are red, violets are blue, stop the gardening rhyming too.
71. She’s the bloom of my life.
72. I rose to defend them.
73. Roses are red, violets are nice, this pun is okay, I surmise.
74. I’m glad we could weed out the problems.
75. I rose above it all.
76. I feel really in my element.
77. She’s budding with excitement.
78. I rose to the occasion perfectly.
79. Roses are red, violets are grand, gardening and puns go hand in hand.
80. Just let it bloom.
81. I rose to meet the challenge head-on.
82. Don’t be a prick.
83. I want to see you bloom.
84. I rose through the ranks with ease.
85. Roses are red, violets are bliss, this is the last flower pun, I promise this.
86. I’m hoping my ideas blossom.
87. You’re blooming amazing.
88. I rose to the opportunity.
89. I think I’m in my blooming prime.
90. I rose from the ashes, stronger than ever.
91. My career is starting to bud.
92. I rose above my fears.
93. It’s time for new beginnings.
94. I rose to the top of my field.
95. I rose to the occasion with grace.
96. I feel like I’m blossoming as a person.
97. It was a thorny issue to resolve.
98. Feeling rose-y about the future.
99. Stop and smell the roses, unless you have allergies.
100. Let’s see our efforts come to bloom.