Okay, here are 150 sailor puns for your blog, keeping them realistic to humans:
1. I’m feeling knotty today.
2. Don’t be so stern with me.
3. Sea you later!
4. I’m all aboard for adventure.
5. Having a whale of a time.
6. Just go with the flow.
7. Life’s a beach, enjoy the waves.
8. I shore do love sailing.
9. Keep a weather eye open.
10. Don’t rock the boat.
11. I’m feeling adrift today.
12. I’m drowning in work.
13. Let’s cut to the chase.
14. Ready to set sail.
15. Feeling shipshape.
16. I’m in deep water now.
17. That’s the spirit!
18. Feeling salty about it.
19. Smooth sailing from here on out.
20. Seas the day!
21. Long time, no sea.
22. I’m on cloud nine.
23. Feeling a bit seasick.
24. That really floats my boat.
25. Ahoy there, matey!
26. I’m trying to stay buoyant.
27. Don’t be such a buoy killer.
28. Get your bearings straight.
29. I’m feeling a little tide down.
30. Having some harbor trouble.
31. Lost at sea, send help.
32. Water you doing later?
33. Having a reel good time.
34. Gone fishing, be back soon.
35. Catch you on the other tide.
36. You’re the anchor in my life.
37. I’m hooked on sailing.
38. That’s a load of ship.
39. Let minnow if you need anything.
40. Feeling ship wrecked
41. Always look on the brigth side.
42. Get ship faced.
43. Ship happens.
44. This is my ship.
45. Seaing is believing.
46. The best way to travel is sea-nic route.
47. Stop yachting attention.
48. We were mermaid for each other.
49. We are shore to succeed.
50. You’re krilling me.
51. You gotta be ocean me.
52. Let’s bait.
53. Don’t clam up.
54. Shell we dance.
55. I’m not lion.
56. Whale, hello there.
57. Holy ship!
58. I love you for shore.
59. I hope I didn’t pier-pressure you into this.
60. Don’t get so de-feeted.
61. I’m not a fan of the boat parade; it’s too much pomp and circumstance.
62. I’m shore you’ll love it.
63. Are you feeling knotty?
64. I had a boatload of fun!
65. You’re a great matey!
66. That was an in-tents experience!
67. Don’t let life drag-on.
68. I’m really shore of myself.
69. I’m hooked on you.
70. Do you harbor a crush?
71. This is knot the time.
72. Are you trying to get my goat?
73. Stop being a barnacle!
74. Are you fishing for compliments?
75. I’m feeling fintastic!
76. This is my resting beach face.
77. Take time to coast.
78. You’re fintastic.
79. I’m happy as a clam.
80. Don’t be koi with me.
81. Shell-abrate good times.
82. What’s up, sea dog?
83. Water those?
84. I’m otterly amazing.
85. I dolphinately love you.
86. Sea la vie.
87. Sea you soon!
88. I can’t be held liable.
89. Come sail away with me!
90. Feeling crabby today.
91. I whale always love you!
92. I need vitamin sea.
93. I wanna be where the people aren’t.
94. Life is better in flip flops.
95. I got 99 problems but a beach ain’t one.
96. All I need is some vitamin sea.
97. Always be yourself, unless you can be a mermaid.
98. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming?
99. “Seas” the day!
100. Feeling beachy!
101. Find me under the palms.
102. Good vibes happen on the tides.
103. I need a good dose of vitamin sea.
104. Let’s get nauti-cal.
105. Ocean air, salty hair.
106. Sea you on the next wave.
107. Shell yeah!
108. Stay salty.
109. Beach, please!
110. I like big boats and I cannot lie.
111. I’m the master of my sea.
112. I’m a pirate at heart.
113. Can’t think, gotta nap!
114. High tides, good vibes.
115. Beach bum.
116. You float my boat.
117. Don’t get tide down.
118. I like to sea you smile.
119. Love you to the beach and back.
120. My ship is coming in.
121. Having a blast at the beach!
122. It’s all good ship!
123. We are a match made in heaven.
124. Never trust a man who wears a brown fedora.
125. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
126. Just keep swimming.
127. My heart beets for you.
128. Feeling clam and collected.
129. Seaing what I’m saying.
130. I’m shore you’re right.
131. I’m a huge fan of piers.
132. I’m waiting for my ship to come in.
133. I can’t make any promises, but I’ll sea what I can do.
134. Feeling very a-boat my life.
135. Ship-po-tae!
136. My boat is taking me home.
137. Let’s stay ship-shape!
138. Make sure you wear the right sail-ection of cloths.
139. My life’s a beach!
140. Let’s all get Ship-Faced!
141. Let’s get ship-wrecked!
142. I can see the light house from here!
143. Water great view!
144. I can finally sea clearly!
145. I’m done with this shell-game.
146. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
147. You’re one in a krillian.
148. Ahoy, are you ready for this party?
149. We’re just floating along in life.
150. Always know which way the wind is blowing.