Okay, here are 100 shark puns for your blog, focusing on human-relatable situations:
1. I’m feeling fintastic today!
2. Let’s just say my love life is a little rocky, shore it is.
3. I’m trying to make a big splash in the industry.
4. I need to scale back on my spending.
5. He’s such a loan shark when it comes to borrowing money.
6. I just need to recharge, I’m feeling drained.
7. She really knows how to navigate a conversation.
8. He’s got a killer smile.
9. I have a real hunger for success.
10. Some days, I just want to flounder around.
11. I’m not sure if I can stomach this.
12. He’s such a smooth operator.
13. I’m chumming up with the new team.
14. It’s a feeding frenzy out there in the market!
15. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…through the work day.
16. I’m trying to stay afloat financially.
17. She’s got a sharp wit.
18. I’m biting my tongue to avoid saying something rude.
19. This presentation is going to be jaw-some!
20. I’m always angling for a promotion.
21. Let minnow if you want to hang out.
22. My commute is a real grind.
23. I need a vacation, I’m feeling a little salty.
24. I have a deep-seated fear of public speaking.
25. That idea has a lot of teeth to it.
26. I’m having a whale of a time!
27. He’s a great leader; he really schools everyone.
28. I’m having a bad hair day, it’s un-fin-ished.
29. This job is a great oppor-tuna-ty.
30. I’m really hooked on this new show.
31. She can always reel me in with her stories.
32. I’m trying to cut through the red tape.
33. He’s always fishing for compliments.
34. My patience is wearing fin.
35. I feel so gill-ty about what happened.
36. I’m not feeling up to it, I’m a little under the water.
37. We need to circle back on this project.
38. Let’s not get tide down to the details.
39. I’m always clamoring for attention.
40. This situation is a bit fishy.
41. It’s time to sink or swim!
42. I’m trying to stay on the cutting edge.
43. I need to clam down.
44. My boss is always on my gills.
45. I’m really trying to find my purpose in life, soul searching.
46. I’m going to sea what I can do.
47. That’s a kriller deal!
48. I’m trying to broaden my horizons.
49. Don’t be such a crab!
50. I’m feeling a little blue today.
51. I’m trying to make a splash in the business.
52. Feeling like a guppy in a big pond.
53. I’m not sure I can swallow that excuse.
54. This situation is causing a tidal wave of stress.
55. I’m just going with the flow.
56. I need to find my own current.
57. I’m feeling a bit low tide.
58. She really knows her stuff, she’s sea-riously smart.
59. I’m not going to let anyone bait me.
60. I need to sea things from a different perspective.
61. Let’s dive into this project!
62. I’m feeling a little kelp-less.
63. I’m trying to stay positive, it’s a shore thing.
64. He’s a real catch!
65. I’m always looking for new a-tuna-ties.
66. Don’t worry, be hoppy.
67. I’m going to sea the world.
68. I’m not sure I can handle the pressure.
69. It was love at first sight, hook, line, and sinker.
70. She really knows how to rock the boat.
71. I’m trying to stay out of troubled waters.
72. I’m going to ride this wave.
73. Don’t let anyone shark you around.
74. I’m working on my self-fin-dence.
75. I’m feeling overwhelmed, I need to de-stress-a-sea.
76. I’m starting to krill it at work.
77. I’m trying to catch up.
78. Let’s not get tide up in this argument.
79. The ocean is a mystery, but she is not my-stery.
80. I can never sea myself doing that.
81. He got fin-anced to buy a new house.
82. We should all be more clam-passionate.
83. My life is in shambles.
84. Just keep swimming through your struggles.
85. Feeling like a big fish in a small pond.
86. He’s got a sharp sense of humor.
87. I need a vacation to re-shore myself.
88. She’s a great planner, it’s always fin-ely executed.
89. I’m feeling a little sharkastic today.
90. I want to live near the sea, but I can’t a-fjord it.
91. I am always open to oppor-tuna-ties.
92. He’s got a lot of sole.
93. I have no regrets, sea la vie.
94. I try to maintain sea-curity on my computer.
95. That sounds a little fishy to me.
96. This food tastes fin-ominal.
97. I’m feeling very sharkasmatic today.
98. Have you sea-n the new movie?
99. I had a whale of a time with my friends.
100. He’s always ready to scale new heights.