Okay, here are 150 shooting puns, focusing on the act of shooting, firearms, and targets:
1. I had a shot at success, but I missed.
2. That shooting range was right on target.
3. I barrel-y made it to the gun range today.
4. I’m trigger-ed to get back to the range.
5. This is my target practice caliber-ation.
6. Don’t get trigger happy!
7. Shooting is my way to re-caliber-ate.
8. I always aim to be a good marksman.
9. I’m really firing on all cylinders today.
10. Let’s not jump the gun.
11. It’s always shoot first, ask questions later.
12. These shooting jokes are right on the mark!
13. I’m amped for my shooting competition.
14. I have a shot to win!
15. I’m locked and loaded for a good time.
16. Today’s shooting session will be a blast.
17. Gun control means using both hands.
18. I have a real shot at success.
19. You really disarmed me with that compliment.
20. I have bulletproof confidence today.
21. It’s time to aim for the stars!
22. My love for shooting is unwavering.
23. I’m always ready to pull the trigger on a new adventure.
24. Let’s shoot for the moon!
25. I’m trying to get a handle on this new pistol.
26. That shooting session was a real shot in the arm.
27. This gun is my most prized possession.
28. I have a passion for precision.
29. I’m not a target of your jokes!
30. I’m trying to get a bead on the situation.
31. That was a point-blank refusal.
32. I’m always aiming for improvement.
33. Don’t be a stray bullet.
34. I’m gunning for first place.
35. I’m trying to make my mark in the world.
36. I have a real fire in my belly for this!
37. Let’s just reload and try again.
38. He really went off half-cocked.
39. I’m ready to take aim and fire.
40. Practice makes perfect, so I keep shooting.
41. I have my sights set on success.
42. He’s been known to shoot from the hip.
43. My shooting skills are really developing.
44. It’s time to take stock of the situation.
45. I’m taking aim at my goals.
46. Let’s just chalk this up to experience.
47. I’m really on a roll!
48. I have a lock on first place.
49. Don’t let that get you downrange.
50. I’m just taking it one shot at a time.
51. This range is just what I needed.
52. I’m pulling the trigger on a new chapter.
53. Let’s see where this shot takes us.
54. I’m going to give it my best shot.
55. This is a shot in the dark.
56. Time to zero in on the problem.
57. I’m really firing up the competition.
58. Shooting is the perfect outlet for me.
59. That’s a tough shot to swallow.
60. I have a good shot to win this raffle.
61. I want to buy that new rifle.
62. I think I am going to pistol whip someone.
63. I am revolting against these gun laws.
64. I need to improve my handgun skills.
65. What an unbarrel-ievable show.
66. That comment was below the belt.
67. This new shooting range is groundbreaking.
68. What a load of bull.
69. The whole situation is very ammo-using.
70. It’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.
71. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
72. I’m going to shell out some cash for this new gun.
73. I’m going to have to shoulder the burden of responsibility.
74. It was love at first sight.
75. I just need a little more time to train.
76. He is the best shot in the whole town.
77. I can’t wait to go shooting again.
78. I’m a little rusty, but I’m getting back into it.
79. I need to go shooting.
80. I’m going to take a shot in the dark.
81. I’m pulling out all the stops to make this happen.
82. I have some new ammo to shoot.
83. Don’t have a cow.
84. I don’t want to get bogged down in the details.
85. That shooting range had too much red tape to get to the targets.
86. I’m going to bring the house down with this performance.
87. I’m going to throw my hat in the ring.
88. I’m going to have to think outside the box.
89. I’m on the fence about buying a new gun.
90. I am going out on a limb.
91. I’m going to take a leap of faith.
92. I’m going to have to bite the bullet.
93. I have got to hit the books on shooting skills.
94. That was a low blow!
95. I’m trying to get my ducks in a row.
96. It looks like I’ve got another thing coming.
97. Let’s get the ball rolling on this project.
98. I am going to put my foot down on the laws.
99. It is hard to keep my head above water with gun regulation.
100. I am going to have to face the music and get to the range.
101. I need to keep my eye on the ball.
102. Let’s cross that bridge when we come to it.
103. I’m going to have to play it by ear.
104. Let’s cut to the chase, what are the gun laws?
105. I need to get the facts straight.
106. Let’s keep the door open for new possibilities.
107. I don’t want to beat a dead horse.
108. I need to get my act together for the range.
109. I am ready to go to the ends of the earth.
110. Time to take the bull by the horns.
111. It is time to take the plunge.
112. I’m ready to go the extra mile to win.
113. I am going to go back to the drawing board and become better at shooting.
114. Let’s turn over a new leaf in marksmanship.
115. I’m going to work myself to the bone.
116. I think this is the calm before the storm.
117. Time to break the ice at the range.
118. I’m going to get a leg up on the competition.
119. I’m at the end of my rope.
120. It’s all Greek to me what the new laws are.
121. I am trying to get the hang of it.
122. It is time to put on a happy face.
123. I need to pull out all the stops to stay safe.
124. Shooting really makes my blood boil.
125. You can say that again, the range is amazing.
126. I’m as fit as a fiddle and ready to go to the range.
127. I’m as hungry as a horse for range time.
128. I feel as good as gold after a successful shooting session.
129. I am as quick as a bunny.
130. I have been working like a dog to be on par.
131. The range is as clear as day.
132. I was as dead as a doornail before I found shooting.
133. I am as free as a bird.
134. I am as light as a feather when I finish shooting.
135. I am always as busy as a bee.
136. The gun range is always as quiet as a mouse.
137. After shooting, I sleep as soundly as a log.
138. After the range I eat like a horse.
139. My hearing is as sharp as a tack.
140. A marksman is as wise as an owl.
141. Shooting with the same gun is as old as time.
142. It feels as soft as a cloud to shoot.
143. The range is as dry as a bone.
144. The shooting range is always as bright as a button.
145. Going to the range is always as fun as a barrel of monkeys.
146. The new shooter is as green as grass.
147. New bullets are always as hard as nails.
148. My range instructor is as patient as a saint.
149. My friend’s gun is as black as coal.
150. The whole range experience is always as fresh as a daisy.