Okay, here are 100 skeleton coffee puns for your blog, designed to be realistic to humans:
1. I’m feeling bone-tired before my coffee.
2. Just trying to keep my humerus up with this caffeine.
3. Need to add some body to this coffee, I’m feeling hollow.
4. This coffee is rib-ticklingly good.
5. I’ve got a bone to pick with anyone who drinks decaf.
6. Don’t worry, I’ve got your back – just bring the coffee.
7. This coffee is making me feel tibia-fic!
8. Having coffee is a skeletal necessity for me.
9. I’m always femur-ous for a good cup of coffee.
10. Don’t be so sternum, have some coffee!
11. My coffee? Dark roast, no bones about it.
12. I’m just marrow-ly awake before my coffee.
13. Hope this coffee doesn’t rattle my bones too much.
14. I’m dying for some caffeine.
15. Just need my daily dose of coff-ease.
16. I’m ex-skull-ently awake now.
17. Life’s short, drink the coffee.
18. My coffee grind can be a bit grave.
19. I’m here for a brew-tal morning wake up.
20. I’ve got no body to go to work.
21. Feeling dead before my coffee.
22. Need a quick caffeine fix, or else.
23. Another day, another coffee.
24. I’m not dead, I just need coffee.
25. Bone-jour to my coffee!
26. Caffeine keeps me alive.
27. Drink up! I’ll never let you down.
28. What’s up, brew?
29. Is it just me or is everyone tired too?
30. I’m feeling good about my caffeine!
31. I’m dead set on having a good day.
32. Let’s get this coffee show on the road.
33. Here’s to a good morning, and coffee!
34. I think my coffee has gone bad.
35. I’m off to work, wish me luck.
36. Can’t wait for this coffee!
37. Oh yeah, coffee time.
38. A cup of joe is calling my name.
39. Wake me up, before you go go.
40. Caffeine please!
41. I’ve been waiting for this all day.
42. Life before death, strength before weakness, coffee before everything.
43. I should probably drink water after this.
44. Ah yes, my friend.
45. Finally, some coffee.
46. Let’s get this bread, after coffee.
47. I love that coffee smell.
48. I need a barista.
49. Coffee time!
50. Be right back, getting coffee.
51. Don’t talk to me until I get coffee.
52. First, coffee. Then, world domination.
53. I’m fueled by caffeine and sarcasm.
54. Death before decaf.
55. Sorry for what I said before coffee.
56. I’m not responsible for what I do without coffee.
57. Just one more cup…
58. I’m a coffee addict on the mend.
59. I’m in a serious relation-ship with coffee.
60. Coffee is my love language.
61. I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
62. Coffee: because adulting is hard.
63. Coffee: my daily dose of sanity.
64. Coffee: liquid hug for my brain.
65. Coffee is my spirit animal.
66. My blood type is coffee positive.
67. Coffee is always a good idea.
68. Coffee: the most important meal of the day.
69. Coffee: the only thing getting me through this.
70. Coffee: the reason I wake up.
71. Coffee: the key to my heart.
72. Coffee: my therapist.
73. Coffee is my best friend.
74. Coffee makes everything better.
75. Coffee first, then everything else.
76. Coffee is life.
77. Coffee, coffee, coffee!
78. More coffee please!
79. Coffee is calling.
80. Gotta get that coffee!
81. Caffeine?
82. Coffee
83. Good morning.
84. I need coffee, right now.
85. I’m off to get some coffee.
86. Wake me up
87. Good morning world.
88. Another day.
89. Hi
90. Let’s go
91. What’s up?
92. What day is it?
93. Okay
94. Sounds good.
95. Alright
96. Cool.
97. Done
98. Bye
99. Help
100. Thanks.