1. What do you call a history book that’s always changing? A revisionist text.
2. Why did the geography teacher get lost? Because he didn’t know his way around.
3. What do you call a history student who always studies late? A night owl.
4. What do you call a government that’s always arguing? A debate-ocracy.
5. Why did the sociology student get a divorce? Because he thought marriage was a social construct.
6. What do you call a psychologist who studies criminals? A pro-file-er.
7. What do you call an economist who’s always broke? A deficit-spender.
8. What do you call an anthropologist who studies zombies? A grave-digger.
9. What do you call a philosopher who’s always on the go? A traveling mind.
10. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting lost? A de-fence attorney.
11. What do you call a historian who’s always looking for trouble? A trouble-shooter.
12. What do you call a geographer who’s always late? A map-maker.
13. What do you call a sociologist who’s always studying the same thing? A mon-o-tonologist.
14. What do you call a psychologist who’s always giving advice? A couch potato.
15. What do you call an economist who’s always talking about money? A financial wizard.
16. What do you call an anthropologist who’s always digging around? A grave-digger.
17. What do you call a philosopher who’s always asking questions? A why-guy.
18. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting into trouble? A legal eagle.
19. What do you call a historian who’s always writing about the past? A pen pal.
20. What do you call a geographer who’s always traveling? A world traveler.
21. What do you call a sociologist who’s always studying families? A family man.
22. What do you call a psychologist who’s always listening to people’s problems? A shoulder to cry on.
23. What do you call an economist who’s always predicting the future? A fortune teller.
24. What do you call an anthropologist who’s always studying the human body? A bodybuilder.
25. What do you call a philosopher who’s always trying to find the meaning of life? A life coach.
26. What do you call a lawyer who’s always arguing with the judge? A benchwarmer.
27. What do you call a historian who’s always telling the same story? A history buff.
28. What do you call a geographer who’s always getting lost? A map nerd.
29. What do you call a sociologist who’s always studying the same group of people? A people-watcher.
30. What do you call a psychologist who’s always giving the same advice? A one-trick pony.
31. What do you call an economist who’s always talking about the stock market? A money-changer.
32. What do you call an anthropologist who’s always studying the same culture? A culture vulture.
33. What do you call a philosopher who’s always asking questions about the universe? A cosmic questioner.
34. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting into trouble? A legal eagle.
35. What do you call a historian who’s always writing about the past? A pen pal.
36. What do you call a geographer who’s always traveling? A world traveler.
37. What do you call a sociologist who’s always studying families? A family man.
38. What do you call a psychologist who’s always listening to people’s problems? A shoulder to cry on.
39. What do you call an economist who’s always predicting the future? A fortune teller.
40. What do you call an anthropologist who’s always studying the human body? A bodybuilder.
41. What do you call a philosopher who’s always trying to find the meaning of life? A life coach.
42. What do you call a lawyer who’s always arguing with the judge? A benchwarmer.
43. What do you call a historian who’s always telling the same story? A history buff.
44. What do you call a geographer who’s always getting lost? A map nerd.
45. What do you call a sociologist who’s always studying the same group of people? A people-watcher.
46. What do you call a psychologist who’s always giving the same advice? A one-trick pony.
47. What do you call an economist who’s always talking about the stock market? A money-changer.
48. What do you call an anthropologist who’s always studying the same culture? A culture vulture.
49. What do you call a philosopher who’s always asking questions about the universe? A cosmic questioner.
50. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting into trouble? A legal eagle.
51. What do you call a historian who’s always writing about the past? A pen pal.
52. What do you call a geographer who’s always traveling? A world traveler.
53. What do you call a sociologist who’s always studying families? A family man.
54. What do you call a psychologist who’s always listening to people’s problems? A shoulder to cry on.
55. What do you call an economist who’s always predicting the future? A fortune teller.
56. What do you call an anthropologist who’s always studying the human body? A bodybuilder.
57. What do you call a philosopher who’s always trying to find the meaning of life? A life coach.
58. What do you call a lawyer who’s always arguing with the judge? A benchwarmer.
59. What do you call a historian who’s always telling the same story? A history buff.
60. What do you call a geographer who’s always getting lost? A map nerd.
61. What do you call a sociologist who’s always studying the same group of people? A people-watcher.
62. What do you call a psychologist who’s always giving the same advice? A one-trick pony.
63. What do you call an economist who’s always talking about the stock market? A money-changer.
64. What do you call an anthropologist who’s always studying the same culture? A culture vulture.
65. What do you call a philosopher who’s always asking questions about the universe? A cosmic questioner.