1. What do you call an alien with a bad temper? A planet of rage!
2. How do astronomers organize a company party? They planet!
3. What do you call a star that sings? A rock star!
4. Why did the aliens cross the Milky Way? To get to the other planet!
5. What do you call a tiny alien? A mini-Mars!
6. Why are astronauts bad storytellers? Because they have too much space!
7. What do you call an alien who loves to dance? An astro-naught!
8. Why did the aliens need a computer? To download Earth!
9. What do you call a group of aliens playing music? An interstellar band!
10. Why did the astronaut get lost in space? Because he didn’t have his planetarium!
11. What do you call a comet that’s always late? A procrastinating meteor!
12.Why did the alien’s car break down? Because it ran out of moon juice!
13.What do you call an astronaut who’s always hungry? A space cadet!
14.Why did the alien cross the asteroid field? To get to the other space station!
15.What do you call an alien who’s always on the go? A voyager!
16. Why did the astronaut need glasses? Because he couldn’t see the stars!
17. What do you call an alien who’s always in a hurry? A rush-ian!
18. Why did the alien get a cold? Because it didn’t wrap up warmly for its trip to Earth!
19. What do you call an alien who’s always getting into trouble? A black hole!
20. Why did the alien get lost on Earth? Because it didn’t have a space map!
21. What do you call an alien who’s always making puns? A cosmic comic!
22. Why did the alien get a job as a chef? Because it wanted to serve food from outer space!
23. What do you call an alien who’s always wearing a hat? A cap-tain!
24. Why did the alien go to the doctor? Because it had a moon infection!
25. What do you call an alien who’s always telling jokes? A star comedian!
26. Why did the alien get a speeding ticket? Because it was driving a light year over the limit!
27. What do you call an alien who’s always getting into fights? A space ranger!
28. Why did the alien get kicked out of the spaceship? Because it was a little green!
29. What do you call an alien who’s always losing things? A space case!
30. Why did the alien get a job as a teacher? Because it wanted to teach kids about the stars!
31. What do you call an alien who’s always making messes? A cosmic klutz!
32. Why did the alien get a job as a gardener? Because it wanted to grow plants from other planets!
33. What do you call an alien who’s always getting lost? A spacey case!
34. Why did the alien get a job as a chef? Because it wanted to serve food from other galaxies!
35. What do you call an alien who’s always making music? A cosmic crooner!