1. What do you call a squid that always gets lost? **A squid pro quo.**
2. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into trouble? **A bad ink-fluence.**
3. What do you call a squid that’s always late? **A procrastinating cephalopod.**
4. What do you call a squid that’s always making jokes? **A punny cephalopod.**
5. What do you call a squid that’s always getting sick? **A calamari cougher.**
6. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into fights? **A belligerent cephalopod.**
7. What do you call a squid that’s always making messes? **A calamari klutz.**
8. What do you call a squid that’s always getting scared? **A timorous tentacle.**
9. What do you call a squid that’s always getting lost? **A disoriented cephalopod.**
10. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into accidents? **A calamari crasher.**
11. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into trouble? **A delinquent cephalopod.**
12. What do you call a squid that’s always getting sick? **An ailing cephalopod.**
13. What do you call a squid that’s always getting lost? **A clueless cephalopod.**
14. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into fights? **A belligerent cephalopod.**
15. What do you call a squid that’s always making messes? **A calamari catastrophe.**
16. What do you call a squid that’s always getting scared? **A timid tentacle.**
17. What do you call a squid that’s always getting lost? **A disoriented cephalopod.**
18. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into trouble? **A delinquent cephalopod.**
19. What do you call a squid that’s always getting sick? **An ailing cephalopod.**
20. What do you call a squid that’s always getting lost? **A clueless cephalopod.**
21. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into fights? **A belligerent cephalopod.**
22. What do you call a squid that’s always making messes? **A calamari catastrophe.**
23. What do you call a squid that’s always getting scared? **A timid tentacle.**
24. What do you call a squid that’s always getting lost? **A disoriented cephalopod.**
25. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into trouble? **A delinquent cephalopod.**
26. What do you call a squid that’s always getting sick? **An ailing cephalopod.**
27. What do you call a squid that’s always getting lost? **A clueless cephalopod.**
28. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into fights? **A belligerent cephalopod.**
29. What do you call a squid that’s always making messes? **A calamari catastrophe.**
30. What do you call a squid that’s always getting scared? **A timid tentacle.**
31. What do you call a squid that’s always getting lost? **A disoriented cephalopod.**
32. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into trouble? **A delinquent cephalopod.**
33. What do you call a squid that’s always getting sick? **An ailing cephalopod.**
34. What do you call a squid that’s always getting lost? **A clueless cephalopod.**
35. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into fights? **A belligerent cephalopod.**
36. What do you call a squid that’s always making messes? **A calamari catastrophe.**
37. What do you call a squid that’s always getting scared? **A timid tentacle.**
38. What do you call a squid that’s always getting lost? **A disoriented cephalopod.**
39. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into trouble? **A delinquent cephalopod.**
40. What do you call a squid that’s always getting sick? **An ailing cephalopod.**
