Okay, here are 150 squirrel puns for your blog, focused on human-relatable situations and actions:
1. I’m nuts about my new job.
2. He’s hoarding all the office supplies.
3. She’s always squirreling away snacks for later.
4. I’ve got a bushy tail of a story to tell you.
5. That was a nutty idea.
6. He’s really digging into this project.
7. She’s always chasing a quick buck.
8. He’s a little scatterbrained.
9. I’m just trying to get a-corn-plished.
10. I’m feeling a little squirrelly today.
11. He’s always planning for the future; he’s prepared.
12. I’m nuts for you.
13. She’s got a real nut-titude.
14. He’s always burying the hatchet.
15. I’m trying to maintain a healthy acorn-omy.
16. He’s really branch-ing out.
17. She’s always trying to climb the corporate tree.
18. I’m just winging it.
19. Don’t be such a nutcase.
20. He’s a real tree-t.
21. She’s always so flighty.
22. I’m just trying to survive this nutty situation.
23. Let’s go out on a limb.
24. That joke was a little corny.
25. I’m feeling un-squirrelly today.
26. He’s trying to make a name for him-shelf.
27. She’s always jumping to conclusions.
28. I’m acorn-fident I can do this.
29. He’s a real nutjob.
30. It’s time to get cracking on this project.
31. She’s always so high-strung.
32. I’m feeling a little squirrelled out.
33. He’s got a real bushy personality.
34. She’s always so quick to judge.
35. He’s really branching out into new hobbies.
36. I’m nuts about this new song.
37. She’s always squirrel-ing her money away.
38. He’s got a lot on his plate.
39. It’s time to plant the seeds of success.
40. I’m feeling a little nutty today.
41. He’s got a real nut-uring personality.
42. She’s always jumping for joy.
43. I’m really rooting for you.
44. That was a nutty adventure.
45. He’s always burying his problems.
46. She’s a real tree-mendous person.
47. I’m trying to make ends meet.
48. He’s always barking up the wrong tree.
49. She’s always so busy, she’s nutty!
50. That’s acorny joke.
51. I’m feeling like a nutty professor.
52. He’s trying to squirrel his way into my heart.
53. She’s always climbing the social ladder.
54. I’m feeling really squirrelly about this decision.
55. He’s always hoarding information.
56. That’s really going out on a limb.
57. She’s always jumping to opportunities.
58. I’m going nuts!
59. He’s feeling un-squirrelly today.
60. This job is driving me nuts.
61. She’s a real tree-hugger.
62. I’m feeling like I’m running in circles.
63. That’s acorn-y.
64. He’s going nuts over this.
65. She’s a little nuts.
66. I am a corny person.
67. I am in a nutty mood.
68. She is always acting squirrelly.
69. I do squirrel jokes.
70. Let’s have a nutty day.
71. That is squirrel nonsense.
72. I need to stop acting so squirrelly.
73. Stop acting like a nutcase.
74. I am going to bury my feelings.
75. She’s always trying to branch out.
76. Act corny.
77. Branch out of your comfort zone.
78. He’s such a squirrel.
79. Let’s go have a nut time.
80. What a nutty surprise.
81. I’ve been squirreling away all my savings.
82. Stop hording your snacks.
83. Don’t be a nutty boy.
84. Feeling a little unhinged.
85. Going nuts about this situation.
86. I am nuts about this.
87. She is a nutty neighbor.
88. Let’s have a nutty party.
89. The nuttier, the better.
90. We are really branching out our business.
91. Need to stop acting so squirrelly at work.
92. I’m a squirrel girl.
93. Don’t be such a squirrel brain.
94. The squirrelier, the better.
95. Nuts to you.
96. He is a nut teacher.
97. I need to stop acting like a nutcase.
98. Nuts to that.
99. He loves being a nut.
100. She is a crazy squirrel.
101. Be a happy squirrel.
102. My squirrelfriend is a nutcase.
103. Stop acting like a crazy squirrel.
104. I just want a nut friend.
105. The nutty the better.
106. I have squirrel problems.
107. Life as a squirrel isn’t easy.
108. That’s corny.
109. Need to un-squirrel from the situation.
110. My job made me squirrelly.
111. Don’t be so nutty, buddy.
112. She buried the hatchet.
113. Act like a squirrel.
114. Get in your squirrel mindset.
115. You are nuts.
116. He is a nutty friend.
117. I love my squirrel kids.
118. They are my nutty children.
119. Love you a whole watt.
120. Stop acting so nutty!
121. What a corny joke.
122. Love you a squirrel-illion.
123. Branch out!
124. Don’t be such a nuts.
125. He is squirrel man.
126. Squirrels always plan ahead.
127. Get on the bus.
128. Squirrel.
129. He squirrels so much.
130. Tree.
131. Act like a tree.
132. Nuts for nuts!
133. Nut for you!
134. I love you a nut time.
135. Branch for the sky.
136. The squirrel man.
137. He is my squirrelfriend.
138. Act bushy.
139. Act cute.
140. Do nut leave me.
141. Plant your seeds to success.
142. Be happy with being nutty.
143. I’m burying myself in work.
144. You are my nutty friend.
145. Nuts to me!
146. Stop acting so un-squirrelly.
147. Time to squirrel around.
148. Time to climb my tree.
149. Don’t go bark up that tree.
150. That squirrel is acting nutty.