Okay, here are 100 tequila puns perfect for your blog:
1. Let’s taco ’bout how much I love tequila.
2. I’m feeling tequila good tonight.
3. Don’t go throwing shade, have some tequila instead.
4. I’ve got a bad case of tequila mockingbird.
5. Life is too short for bad tequila.
6. Trust me, you can dance, said the tequila.
7. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
8. I’m on tequila time.
9. I’m just a girl, standing in front of a tequila.
10. Tequila: because adulting is hard.
11. Is it happy hour yet? I’m feeling tequila motivated.
12. Feeling stressed? Tequila knows the way.
13. Tequila: proof that miracles happen.
14. I’m not sure what I did last night, but tequila probably knows.
15. You had me at tequila.
16. Tequila is my spirit animal.
17. Keep calm and drink tequila.
18. Another day, another tequila sunrise.
19. This calls for a tequila celebration.
20. Tequila: the only thing that gets me through Mondays.
21. Don’t worry, be tequila happy.
22. My blood type is tequila positive.
23. Tequila and I have a long-term relationship.
24. Exercise? I thought you said “extra tequila.”
25. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tequila.
26. I need a margarita the size of my head. Tequila, please.
27. Tequila is always a good idea.
28. Relationship status: In love with tequila.
29. On a scale of 1 to tequila, how are you feeling?
30. Tequila, because no great story ever started with a salad.
31. I’ve got 99 problems, but tequila solves like 86 of them.
32. Tequila: cheaper than therapy.
33. Wanna taco ’bout it over tequila?
34. Tequila is my wingman.
35. Sorry for what I said when I was out of tequila.
36. I like my tequila how I like myself: aged and expensive.
37. Tequila: turning “I can’t” into “I totally will.”
38. Just add tequila.
39. My doctor told me I needed more vitamin T(equila).
40. Tequila makes me feel like a better dancer.
41. I’m not addicted to tequila, we’re just in a committed relationship.
42. Tequila: the ultimate truth serum.
43. I need a tequila break.
44. I’m not sure what’s tighter, my jeans or my grip on this tequila.
45. I work hard so my tequila can have a good life.
46. I’m fluent in tequila.
47. Warning: may spontaneously talk about tequila.
48. Tequila is my emotional support beverage.
49. Let’s get this party tequila started.
50. Tequila: it’s not just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.
51. May your days be filled with sunshine and tequila.
52. I followed my heart, and it led me to the tequila.
53. Tequila is my happy place.
54. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
55. It’s always tequila season.
56. Feeling stressed? There’s a tequila for that.
57. Good vibes and tequila tides.
58. Tequila: the solution to all of life’s problems. (Maybe)
59. Coffee? Nah, I’ll take tequila.
60. Tequila: because some days you just need a little something extra.
61. Let’s get our tequila on!
62. I’m ready for my tequila close-up.
63. Tequila: a hug in a glass.
64. I’m sorry for what I said before I had tequila.
65. Tequila, you complete me.
66. My therapist recommended tequila.
67. Cheers to tequila and good times!
68. Tequila: the reason I have stories to tell.
69. Don’t underestimate the power of tequila.
70. Tequila is my love language.
71. I’m not slurring, I’m speaking tequila.
72. Tequila: because you deserve it.
73. Just one more tequila, I promise.
74. Tequila is my best friend.
75. Keep your friends close, and your tequila closer.
76. Tequila is my muse.
77. I’m dreaming of a tequila-filled Christmas.
78. Tequila: the original liquid courage.
79. I’m on a tequila diet.
80. Tequila: turning strangers into friends.
81. I’m not drunk, I’m just tequila-experienced.
82. Tequila is the answer, what was the question?
83. I’m saving the world, one tequila shot at a time.
84. Tequila: the secret to a long and happy life.
85. I’m not sure what day it is, but I’m pretty sure it’s tequila time.
86. Tequila: making bad decisions sound like good ideas.
87. I’m not responsible for anything I say or do after tequila.
88. Tequila: because life is too short to be boring.
89. I’m fluent in tequila-ese.
90. Tequila: the ultimate icebreaker.
91. I’m not perfect, but I’m perfectly tequila-ed.
92. Tequila: the reason I wake up with a smile (and a headache).
93. I’m not saying tequila is magic, but it’s pretty close.
94. Tequila: the key to unlocking my inner self.
95. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a tequila enthusiast.
96. Tequila: the glue that holds my life together.
97. I’m not sure what I’m doing, but I’m doing it with tequila.
98. Tequila: the ultimate stress reliever.
99. I’m not addicted to tequila, I’m just very committed.
100. Tequila: the best medicine.