Okay, here are 100 toe puns perfect for your blog:
1. I had a really great pedicure, it was toe-tally amazing.
2. I’m feeling toe-tally relaxed after my foot massage.
3. I stubbed my toe; I need to get it toe-ed.
4. Don’t toe-get to wear your socks.
5. That’s a toe-riffic idea.
6. My bunion is toe-menting me.
7. I’m toe-p of the world.
8. I’m not toe-lerating any more bad jokes.
9. My toenails are toe-ally grown out.
10. This sandal is toe-tally uncomfortable.
11. I have a toe-tal obsession with shoes.
12. Keep me on my toes!
13. I had a near toe-tality experience at the nail salon.
14. I’m going to toe-tally rock this presentation.
15. He’s toe-tally oblivious.
16. Let’s get this show on the road, toe-gether!
17. I need to buy some toe polish remover.
18. My toe is throbbing.
19. I’m toe-tally serious about this.
20. The beach is toe-wards the south.
21. These shoes are toe-tight.
22. I’m toe-wards a better life.
23. This is a toe-tally unexpected surprise.
24. I need a toe-tally new wardrobe.
25. I love a good toe-tapping tune.
26. I’m toe-tally in love with these socks.
27. He’s a little toe-ward.
28. I have a toe-mendous amount of work to do.
29. Let’s toe-st to good health.
30. She’s toe-tally charming.
31. I’m starting from toe-tal scratch.
32. These socks are toe-die for.
33. Don’t toe the line with me.
34. My puppy is toe-tally awesome.
35. The game is toe-tally over.
36. He’s toe-tally lost.
37. This story is toe-tally fictitious.
38. I’ve got a toe-tal lack of energy.
39. Time to toe-wer above the competition.
40. Let’s make it a toe-morial day.
41. She has a toe-tal understanding of the subject.
42. I’m toe-tally hooked on podcasts.
43. My phone has a toe-tally dead battery.
44. I’m toe-tally against that idea.
45. He made a toe-tal fool of himself.
46. The singer gave a toe-mantic performance.
47. My garden is toe-tally overgrown.
48. I’m going toe-tal out with this outfit.
49. He has a toe-tal disregard for rules.
50. This puzzle is toe-tally impossible.
51. I have a toe-tal respect for her decision.
52. This is a toe-tal waste of time.
53. She’s toe-tally dependable.
54. I’m feeling toe-tally overwhelmed.
55. His outfit is toe-tally bizarre.
56. It was a toe-tally spontaneous decision.
57. I’m toe-tally mesmerized by the movie.
58. This is a toe-tal miracle.
59. She’s toe-tally fearless.
60. I have a toe-tal appreciation for art.
61. It’s a toe-tal mystery.
62. My outfit is toe-tally casual.
63. The recipe is toe-tally foolproof.
64. I’m toe-tally devoted to my family.
65. She’s toe-tally oblivious to danger.
66. It’s a toe-tal disaster.
67. I have a toe-tal commitment to this project.
68. This cake is toe-tally delicious.
69. He’s toe-tally addicted to coffee.
70. It’s a toe-tal illusion.
71. I have a toe-tal fascination with space.
72. She’s toe-tally unique.
73. The answer is toe-tally obvious.
74. I’m toe-tally content with my life.
75. He’s toe-tally engrossed in his work.
76. It’s a toe-tal coincidence.
77. I have a toe-tal disregard for gossip.
78. She’s toe-tally independent.
79. The view is toe-tally breathtaking.
80. I’m toe-tally satisfied with the service.
81. He’s toe-tally immersed in the game.
82. It’s a toe-tal paradox.
83. I have a toe-tal lack of patience.
84. She’s toe-tally eccentric.
85. The silence is toe-tally deafening.
86. I’m toe-tally against animal cruelty.
87. He’s toe-tally consumed by jealousy.
88. It’s a toe-tal cliché.
89. I have a toe-tal disdain for dishonesty.
90. She’s toe-tally captivating.
91. The garden is toe-tally serene.
92. I’m toe-tally overwhelmed with joy.
93. He’s toe-tally absorbed in his music.
94. It’s a toe-tal contradiction.
95. I have a toe-tal disinterest in politics.
96. She’s toe-tally alluring.
97. The night sky is toe-tally mesmerizing.
98. I’m toe-tally infatuated with her.
99. He’s toe-tally engrossed in reading.
100. It’s a toe-tal enigma.