159 Travel Puns That Take You Places

Okay, here are 159 travel puns, perfect for your blog, and aimed at being relatable for human travelers:

**General Travel Puns:**

1. Having a wheel-y good time!
2. Let’s jet off to somewhere new.
3. Don’t be such a tourist-trap.
4. Wanderlusting after my next adventure.
5. Taking the scenic route… because I got lost.
6. I’ve got a bad case of wanderlust.
7. I need a vacation, stat!
8. Travel is my therapy.
9. I can’t wait to sea the world.
10. Just winging it. (Airplane pun!)
11. I’m plane crazy for travel.
12. I’m all about that travel life.
13. This trip has been plane sailing.
14. I can’t be held responsible for my actions on vacation.
15. Lost, but making good time.
16. Vacation mode: activated!
17. I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.
18. I’ve got baggage, but I’m still going.
19. BRB, exploring!
20. I’ve got the travel bug.

**Destination-Specific Puns:**

21. **Rome:** When in Rome, make like Caesar and see the sights.
22. **Paris:** Paris is always a good idea… and so is a croissant.
23. **London:** Having a Lond-on of fun!
24. **Egypt:** Having a pharaoh-ly good time!
25. **Greece:** Greece is the word!
26. **Venice:** Having a vene-ice time!
27. **Spain:** Having a grape time in Spain.
28. **Amsterdam:** Dam, this is beautiful!
29. **Ireland:** Feeling lucky in Ireland!
30. **Tokyo:** Tokyo-ing time to explore!
31. **Hawaii:** Aloha from paradise!
32. **New York:** New York, New me!
33. **Las Vegas:** Feeling lucky in Vegas!
34. **China:** Having a great wall of a time!
35. **Australia:** G’day from Down Under!
36. **Kenya:** Kenya believe how amazing this is?
37. **Switzerland:** Switzerland is nacho average place.
38. **Canada:** Canada be any more beautiful?
39. **Mexico:** Having a fiesta-tastic time in Mexico!
40. **India:** India-pendently exploring!

**Activity-Based Puns:**

41. Hiking: Taking this one step at a time.
42. Swimming: Just keep swimming.
43. Snorkeling: Having a whale of a time.
44. Skiing: Having a snow-ball.
45. Camping: Happy campers!
46. Road Trip: Hit the road, Jack!
47. Eating: I came, I saw, I ate.
48. Shopping: Shop ’til you drop, then travel.
49. Sunbathing: Soaking up the sun.
50. Museum Visiting: Preserving the moment.
51. Wine Tasting: Sip happens.
52. Cruising: Anchors away from my problems.
53. Biking: Feeling wheelie good.
54. Photography: Shutterly amazing views.
55. Fishing: Reel-y enjoying this trip.

**Food-Related Travel Puns:**

56. Donut kill my vibe, I’m on vacation.
57. Having a pizza my heart in [location].
58. Life is what you bake of it.
59. Another day, another pastry.
60. Seas the day with a full stomach.
61. Enjoying every crum of my vacation.
62. Let’s taco ’bout how amazing this place is.
63. Having a gouda time!
64. Just here for the food.
65. Espresso yourself on your travels.
66. This trip is souper.
67. I loaf traveling.
68. My heart beets for travel.
69. Orange you glad we came here?
70. I’m on a seafood diet – I see food, I eat it.

**Transportation Puns:**

71. Feeling taxi.
72. Airplane mode is my favorite setting.
73. I love the train of thought behind this trip.
74. Just cruising along.
75. I’m on the right track.
76. I’m up for anything, let’s roll.
77. Always take the scenic route.
78. So many roads, so little time.
79. On a boatload of adventures.
80. Ready to take flight.
81. Feeling like I’m on top of the world.
82. You auto go on vacation.
83. Having a bus-tling time.
84. The world is my oyster, let’s explore.
85. Catch you on the flip side.

**Budget Travel Puns:**

86. Travel light, travel far, travel cheap.
87. Making memories, not breaking the bank.
88. Living life on a dime in [location].
89. Adventure on a shoestring.
90. Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer… even if you’re broke after.

**Relationship Travel Puns:**

91. You had me at “Let’s travel.”
92. Making memories with my favorite travel buddy.
93. This trip is plane awesome because of you.
94. I love you a latte and traveling with you even more.
95. Traveling is the best way to connect.
96. Exploring the world, one adventure at a time.
97. Life is better with travel and you.
98. Thanks for traveling with me.
99. You’re my travel bae.
100. Home is where we travel together.

**Funny Observation Puns:**

101. Is it time to go home yet? Just kidding!
102. Came for the sights, stayed for the naps.
103. I’m fluent in sarcasm and travel.
104. Never met a souvenir I didn’t like.
105. The view is great, but the Wi-Fi is terrible.
106. I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.
107. Pretty sure my suitcase is heavier on the way back.
108. Dear jet lag, we need to talk.
109. I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.
110. I’m not sure what’s tighter, my budget or my travel schedule.
111. Don’t worry, be travel.
112. I didn’t choose the travel life, the travel life chose me.
113. My favorite color is sunset.
114. Keep calm and travel on.
115. Travel is my drug.

**Packing Puns:**

116. Pack your troubles away!
117. I’m over-packed and ready to travel.
118. Feeling well-packed for this trip.
119. Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin!
120. Let’s get ready to rumble… and travel.

**Nature Puns:**

121. I lava you.
122. A little bit of paradise.
123. Don’t leaf me.
124. Sea la vie.
125. Let’s be shore of this.
126. Soaking up the sun.
127. The sky is the limit.
128. Water you doing?
129. Mountain is my spirit animal.
130. Stop and smell the roses.

**Memory Puns:**

131. Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember.
132. Making memories one trip at a time.
133. These are the days.
134. Take only memories, leave only footprints.
135. Memories that will last a lifetime.

**Silly Puns:**
136. I’m sofa king tired.
137. That’s the tea.
138. Feeling boujee on this trip.
139. Let’s get this bread.
140. Yolo – you only live once.

**Travel Planning Puns:**

141. Getting my ducks in a row before traveling.
142. Always be prepared.
143. Work hard, travel harder.
144. You snooze, you lose.
145. Travel is the best medicine.

**Relaxing Travel Puns:**

146. Doing me, beaching me.
147. Vacation state of mind.
148. Good vibes only.
149. Always on vacation.
150. Feeling at peace.

**Advice Puns:**

151. Don’t be a tourist.
152. When in Rome, do what the Romans do.
153. Get lost!
154. Go with the flow.
155. Always say yes to new adventures.

**Question Puns:**

156. Where should we go next?
157. Are we there yet?
158. What should I pack?
159. Who’s coming with me?

I hope this list gives you plenty of pun-tastic content for your blog! Happy travels (and happy punning)!