Alright, here are 150 Western Fence Lizard puns for your blog:
1. Having a rough day? Just fence it off!
2. That lizard is quite the sun-basking professional. He really nailed it.
3. Don’t be so cold-blooded! Warm up to the idea.
4. He’s really coming out of his shell.
5. She’s shedding her old self and growing anew.
6. I’m feeling blue-bellied today.
7. I’m lizardly inclined to agree with you.
8. That was a scale of epic proportions!
9. This fence lizard is quite the ladies man.
10. Don’t get your scales in a bunch!
11. He really knows how to lizard.
12. She’s always on the lookout for the next adventure.
13. He’s got a real knack for catching rays.
14. My lizard sense is tingling!
15. He’s got a reptilian charm.
16. Fence lizards always go the extra mile.
17. He’s really come out of his shell lately.
18. They’re always up for a good climb.
19. She’s living the lizard life.
20. It’s a hot one!
21. He’s a real scale-breaker.
22. You’re lichen my new pet fence lizard.
23. I’m shedding tears of joy.
24. Scale-abrating good times with my lizard buddies!
25. Let’s not dwell on the past, let’s move on to bigger and greener things.
26. You can count on them to always be there on a sunny day.
27. Having fun, is this real life, or just a blue-bellied fantasy?
28. I’m really growing on you, scale by scale.
29. I’m always looking for a new perspective on life.
30. Let’s not be scale-fish, let’s share!
31. He’s really got the sun-kissed look down.
32. Don’t be a reptile dysfunction.
33. He’s really scaling new heights.
34. He’s a real lizard wizard.
35. It’s a hot one!
36. Let’s bask in the glory of success!
37. It’s not easy being green…or scaled.
38. He’s always up for a good chase.
39. She’s got a real eye for detail, scale detail.
40. Don’t be a cold-blooded jerk!
41. He’s got a real knack for camouflage.
42. He’s always looking for a new challenge to scale.
43. He knows how to blend in.
44. She’s always looking for a new way to climb.
45. He’s a real lizard of leisure.
46. Don’t be a scale-wagon.
47. He’s got a real zest for life, scale and all.
48. He knows how to shake off the haters.
49. She’s always looking for a new angle.
50. He’s a real scale-master.
51. They know how to rock the natural look.
52. He’s a lizard, not a liar.
53. He’s having a great time!
54. Feeling blue-bellied today.
55. It’s a blue-bellied beauty!
56. I could really go for a good bask right now.
57. He loves a good chin scratch.
58. I got a scale stuck in my shoe.
59. Don’t fence me in!
60. I’m really trying to scale back my commitments.
61. It’s all downhill from scale!
62. We’re having a scale-a-bration!
63. The lizard life isn’t for everyone.
64. He’s got a real sense of direction, even without a map.
65. Don’t be such a scale-downer.
66. He’s got a real head for heights, even if he is low to the ground.
67. She’s always looking for a new perspective on life, scale by scale.
68. He’s a real lizard of the world.
69. I’m really trying to shed my old habits.
70. My lizard intuition is never wrong.
71. You’ve got to scale back your expectations!
72. Let’s not just sit here, let’s scale into action!
73. Don’t get so territorial about the picnic blanket!
74. A Western Fence Lizard a day keeps the doctor away!
75. Get your scales in gear!
76. I love basking in the sun.
77. I’m feeling a little scaly today.
78. It’s a scale of justice!
79. I can scale anything.
80. He’s got the basking blues.
81. Let’s scale new heights together.
82. Keep scaling on!
83. Always scale up!
84. Let’s scale back on the drama!
85. Life’s a climb but it’s worth the scale.
86. You’ve got to scale with the times.
87. Always scale to new heights!
88. You can’t scale a book by its cover.
89. Don’t scale my thunder!
90. I’m going to scale back on the sweets.
91. I’m not sure I can scale this test.
92. Scale-fully yours!
93. What do you call a lizard with no body? Nobody knows.
94. My plans were scaled short.
95. I need a drink, I am scaled up!
96. He is a real scale magnet.
97. Scale, Rattle, and Roll!
98. What did the lizard say to his friend? “Long time, no scale!”
99. What do you call a lizard with no hands? Defeated.
100. What is a lizards favorite meal? Scale-lops!
101. It’s all scale and dandy.
102. Scale-ute to all the fence lizards.
103. He is quite the scale-ebrity.
104. Scale it to me one more time.
105. I hope it meets my scale of approval.
106. It is a scale of justice.
107. What a scale-ber.
108. The fence lizard is a master of diguise.
109. They can always stay grounded.
110. This is un-scale-ievable.
111. He had a scale of a day.
112. He is a real scale-bre.
113. This pun is scale-arious!
114. You are scale-ling my name wrong.
115. It takes two to scale-go.
116. My fence lizard is a real charmer!
117. Scale- you later!
118. I am scale-ping from this situation.
119. It is always a scale-prise.
120. You are the apple of my scale.
121. The scale has been made.
122. What a happy scale-tion.
123. What is a lizards favorite word? Scale-yeah!
124. No need to be so fence-ive
125. I love scale-berating with fence lizards!
126. They are truly scale-ptional.
127. Scale-eep tight.
128. Let’s live scale-fully ever after!
129. That lizard has a certain a-scale to him.
130. The lizard had no sense of scale.
131. My fence lizard doesn’t have a bone in his scales!
132. He is a scale-ar.
133. The lizard can tell a tall scale.
134. I bet he gets a great dental scale.
135. The lizard loves a great after-scale.
136. The fence lizard is a great scale-smen.
137. That lizard is a real scale-er.
138. I am feeling scale-ntastic today.
139. I think my lizard has lost all a-scale.
140. The fence lizard is a real scale-ler.
141. I bet he does great on his yearly scale.
142. He is a real scale-drel.
143. I am writing a scale-tching comedy.
144. I have no scale-m.
145. I bet the fence lizard likes to scale-avenge.
146. My lizard has been scale-ving.
147. No use scale-ding any milk.
148. I need to keep on scale-ving.
149. It would not be fair to scale back.
150. They are masters of survival.