Okay, here are 150 wood-related puns for your blog, all realistic to humans:
1. I woodn’t want to be board at home.
2. Don’t let life get you board.
3. I’m rooting for you to have a great day.
4. I’m oak-ay with that decision.
5. My anxiety has me shaking like a leaf.
6. We need to branch out and try new things.
7. I’m stumped on what to do this weekend.
8. I cedar-tainly enjoyed that movie.
9. I pine for the days when I had no responsibilities.
10. I wood love to go for a hike.
11. I am not board with this class.
12. That was a knotty situation.
13. I have a splitting headache.
14. Let’s nip this in the bud.
15. I’m feeling a little sappy today.
16. Let’s stick together.
17. I hope I will leaf my worries behind.
18. I’m floored by that news.
19. He’s a real blockhead.
20. She’s always branching out.
21. I’m really stumped by this problem.
22. I’m barking up the wrong tree.
23. He’s a chip off the old block.
24. I’m trying to get to the root of the problem.
25. Don’t let him get under your bark.
26. I can’t beleaf how fast time flies.
27. We should branch out from our normal routine.
28. I’m pining for summer vacation.
29. Wood you believe it?
30. He’s always trying to log more hours.
31. I’m just going to lumber around the house today.
32. I’m feeling knotty today.
33. Don’t let the pressure get to you, just leaf it be.
34. He’s a real tree-t.
35. That’s a load of sap.
36. Wood you mind helping me with this?
37. I’m feeling a bit woody after that workout.
38. He’s a real pillar of the community.
39. It’s time to turn over a new leaf.
40. I think I’ll stick around for a while.
41. Don’t be such a sap.
42. I’m feeling a bit knotty tonight.
43. I need to branch out and find some new hobbies.
44. That story really floored me.
45. He’s always chopping down the competition.
46. I’m taking the day off to de-stress and re-leaf.
47. That really hit me like a ton of logs.
48. I can’t beleaf how good this coffee is.
49. He’s always trying to worm his way into things.
50. Time to get to the root of this issue.
51. I need to find a good wood-working class.
52. The new exhibit will be a real tree-t for the eyes.
53. I’m feeling a little rough around the edges.
54. Don’t be such a blockhead, use your brain.
55. I’m oak-ay with whatever you decide.
56. My weekend plans are still up in the air; I haven’t nailed them down yet.
57. I’m really stumped on what to get her for her birthday.
58. I need to branch out of my comfort zone.
59. That project is really taking root.
60. He’s always trying to climb the corporate ladder.
61. I need to lumber through this paperwork.
62. Don’t get bogged down in the details, just leaf it alone.
63. Time to prune away the negativity in my life.
64. I’m feeling a little sappy after that movie.
65. I’m really board with doing nothing all day.
66. I’m trying to grow as a person.
67. Wood you like to join me for a walk?
68. I need to find my roots.
69. He’s solid as a tree trunk.
70. Let’s go out on a limb and try something new.
71. She’s a real knot-ty person.
72. I’m feeling oak-ay about my progress.
73. I’m going to stick to my diet.
74. That’s the root cause of the problem.
75. I can’t beleaf how much I’ve accomplished.
76. It’s time to saw-ve up some money.
77. Let’s find a woody area to have a picnic.
78. That idea is starting to sprout.
79. I really cedar-tainly miss my friends.
80. I’m going to wood-shed my guitar skills.
81. Don’t get cross-grained with me.
82. Let’s make like a tree and leaf!
83. I’m feeling like a twig after that workout.
84. I am floored by the kindness of strangers.
85. That movie was a bit sappy.
86. He is hard-wood-king on the job.
87. I wood love to help.
88. I’m pine-ing for the weekend.
89. I’m turning over a new leaf.
90. You make my heart skip a beat, like a wood chipper.
91. Let’s branch out for dinner and try something new.
92. My patience is wearing thin, I’m really starting to splinter.
93. That was a really knotty question, I had to think hard to answer it.
94. I’m feeling oak-ay, but I could use a little more coffee.
95. I’m really getting to the root of this problem.
96. I need to prune away the unnecessary things in my life.
97. I’m feeling as strong as a tree today.
98. Let’s build something great together, board by board.
99. Time to get some logs in for the winter.
100. I like to leaf through magazines.
101. He is cedar-tainly one of a kind.
102. Time to axe those bad habits.
103. Don’t be afraid to branch out with your style.
104. The news was a real log jam for my day.
105. He will leave you floored.
106. This wood be a great day to stay home.
107. My mood has taken a turn, now I am all sappy.
108. I am feeling a little knotty in my bones today.
109. I need to stick to the plan.
110. She has roots that run deep.
111. He’s a real tree-hugger at heart.
112. Wood-n’t that be nice?
113. I am not board, I am planking.
114. Let’s go out on a limb and try something risky.
115. He’s got a lot of bark, but no bite.
116. I can’t beleaf my eyes.
117. Time to start a new chapter, a new tree ring in my life.
118. Sometimes you have to saw what you have to saw.
119. I’m feeling a little woody after spending the day outdoors.
120. He’s been through the wood chipper of life and came out stronger.
121. I need to get my roots done.
122. This wood work out perfectly.
123. I’m branching out to find new clients.
124. She is very wood-erful.
125. My new floors leaf a lot to be desired.
126. Don’t you dare bark at me like that.
127. He is one tough cookie, as sturdy as oak.
128. I had to saw goodbye to my old car.
129. These cookies are knot good for my diet.
130. That’s a lumbering question.
131. This job has me feeling wooden.
132. I like to plank around.
133. I hope that will stick with you.
134. I don’t want to get board and stay home.
135. I will never log off.
136. If a tree falls in the forest, I woodn’t be there.
137. That chair looks cedar-table.
138. He wood be a great addition to the team.
139. My feet are killing me, my legs are like wood.
140. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
141. You are the apple of my eye, you can’t beleaf how much I care for you.
142. That was a woody statement.
143. Wood you believe it? It’s my birthday!
144. I’ve really grown to like him.
145. Let’s get to the bark of the matter.
146. I cedar what you did there.
147. I’m feeling stumped; please give me some advice.
148. Don’t be such a blockhead and listen to me.
149. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say, “I Love You.”
150. He’s a good egg, but sometimes he’s a little sappy.