1. Why did the zebra cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken striped.
2. What do you call a zebra that’s a good singer? A stripe tenor.
3. I’m feeling a little zebra-ble today.
4. Don’t get caught zebra-snapping.
5. That’s a zebra-dinary idea!
6. Zebra you later!
7. Having a zebra-iffic day.
8. Why did the zebra get detention? He wouldn’t stop stripe-talking in class.
9. He’s a real zebra-lean.
10. Let’s go to the zebra crossing.
11. What do you call a sad zebra? A melancoly stripe.
12. Why don’t zebras play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted…or striped.
13. It’s zebra-solutely the best!
14. I have a zebra-ific memory.
15. He’s a zebra-lready there!
16. I’m feeling a little zebra-striped today.
17. What’s a zebra’s favorite drink? A zebra-rita.
18. I’m zebra-fraid of the dark.
19. Let’s paint the town zebra.
20. That’s a zebra-tastic idea!
21. What do you call a zebra in a swimsuit? Stripe tease.
22. He’s got zebra-illion dollars.
23. I’m zebra-bout to lose it.
24. She’s a zebra-list.
25. That joke was zebra-cious.
26. Let’s zebra-brace ourselves.
27. What do you call a zebra that can play the guitar? A stripe strummer.
28. That’s a zebra-larmingly good plan.
29. She’s zebra-ward.
30. I have a zebra-son to go.
31. It’s a zebra-cle.
32. Don’t be a zebra-d.
33. He’s a zebra-fessionel.
34. The zebra had a stripe-endous day.
35. Don’t zebra-don me.
36. I’m zebra-sorbed in this book.
37. He’s a zebra-dorable.
38. They’re zebra-greeing.
39. I’m feeling a little zebra-miliar.
40. What do you call a fashionable zebra? Stripe right.
41. She is a zebra-mazing teacher.
42. It’s a zebra-tastrophe!
43. He’s a zebra-vocate.
44. They’re zebra-pproving.
45. That’s a zebra-lliant idea.
